The views of Harry Potter by a sterotypical Twihard. A parody made for the entertainment of HP fans.

What would our beloved boy wizard be like if Stephanie Meyer wrote Harry Potter? If your answer is anything other than "like someone giving me the plague," you will not enjoy this fic and should probably move on to the next summary. Thank you for your time.

Bella isn't who she says she is. When Edward leaves, she goes back to her home, family, and school. Rated T to be save. Please read and review!

What happens when Cedric meets Edward, while Bella and Harry have read each others books? read and be amazed please review as well!

Sirius had a twin brother, whose wife gave birth to Lily Isabella Black. Why did Lily go to Forks? Why did she pretend to be Bella Swan? Who is her real love? More importantly, what happens when she goes back to the world world that is full of magic? Unless she never left that world... Read to find out more!Disclaimer- I don't own anything, just so you know! Enjoy!XP

Hermione is sent away for her own safety when her family is murdered by escaped Death Eaters. Why are there only four Slytherins with her and why is she now calling them family? What curse is she plagued with and just who are the curious vampires?

The war is over but the wizarding world grows darker. They once loved Coraline, Fem Harry, but when her heritage comes out they turn on her. Now, she and her odd pack of friends are off to Forks. Will Cora find what she seeks? Family? Happiness? Love?

My various 100 Quills challenge one shots. Pairings are HarryXEdward and HarryXVoldemort. A fae seer runs, a character writes, a wizard cries, a junkie gets his fix, a Savior lies in wait, and a vampire visits a night club. SLASH! You have been warned.

Bella Swan is now Rosie Black, daughter to an escaped convict and best friends with a certain Potter. But when she returns to Hogwarts for her fifth year, it seems that Umbridge is the least of her problems in the place she calls home. Set in New Moon and Order of the Phoenix.

What if Edward and harry got sent to a different dimension with only the thought to destroy the enemy. Who will come out victorious.

Ashe Lestrange-Riddle aka Bella Marie Swan is daughter of the dark lord after being sent away for protection, Narcissa visits and brings her son Draco. Cullen's are unlikely to appear in this story DracoXBella

Harry is badly abused and Sent to La Push With Sirius and Remus Will he find happiness? Or will he be doomed to live abused life.

Sometimes what looks like coincidence is really fate. When Harry ran away from the Dursleys straight into the arms of a mysterious vampire, God must have been laughing. And of course, this changed everything. SLASH, HP/LV

One-shot at the moment, but may write more if people want me too. My first cross-over. An Angel saves Harry from his relatives in Surrey.

'It was the past, though it still hurt to think about. Think about the dead look in my mom's eyes, the crazed one in the man I had considered father all my life.' Bella Swan is getting a new start, a new life, maybe even find love on the way.

'Your best friend she had said to you and you believed her.' Hermione has had to deal with much heartbreak and pain ever since she made friends with Harry Potter but this time it seems she has been pushed too far. This is her journey to get back on the winning side, to regain her position as a player of the game. This time she will come out on top.

Magic can be found everywhere in the world and Hermione Granger is about to find out what that really means in Forks, Washington where not everything is as it seems. When two magics collide Hermione is fighting the hardest battle of her life, the battle between her head and her heart. With Luna to help her will she finally be happy? Rewrite of my old story 'Of Magic and Wolves'

What happens when your ex turns out to be a stalker and is trying to harm your friends and family, you all move. Read what happens to our favorite group when they have to move. EC/HP, RW/HG, NL/LL, GW/SC, and more. All pairings inside.

After the war Hermione Granger feels lost. With the company of Luna she decides a vacation is in order and visits her Uncle in Forks, America. What she will soon learn though is that magic can be found all over the world, even here. Sam/Hermione Jake/Luna

We all know the hot-headed temperamental wolf, Paul, but what about his twin sister? And what happens when she returns home for the big battle between The Cullens' and The Volturi? NOTE: In this story, Molly Weasly does not murder Bellatrix Lestrange.

Part 1 of the Wolf's Girl Series. Just before Bella's marriage to Edward, Jacob imprints on a mysterious newcomer suffering from PTSD. Who is she? What is her story? Jacob intends to find out. But Bella spirals into a jealous rage. What will happen now? AU, HGxJB

Carlisle is contacted by Dumbledore who needs the family's help protecting Harry. What happens when the perfect family comes to Hogwarts? Will they be able to hide who they really are from the witches and wizards that populate the school? Post Breaking Dawn, During Goblet of Fire. Normal Pairings. T to be safe

Three months post war sees Harry Potter wallowing in self pity and grief. A drunken oath will see him cross the Ocean to start a new life. But if he thinks he'll find a relaxing, peaceful life awaiting him, he is sorely mistaken.

Todo comienza en la fiesta de cumpleaños de la pequeña Renesmee, ella está abriendo sus obsequios, pero todos se sorprenden al ver el alarmante regalo de Jacob Black. Edward se enfurece y se da cuenta que después de casi un siglo siguen habiendo sorpresas

The Cullens come to Hogwarts... Uh Oh. ONE-SHOT. Around sixth-year.