"The average starship has a hundred redshirt deaths per year" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average starship has zero redshirt deaths per year. Redshirt Dean Winchester, who works on the starship Orion and dies over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

SPN/TOS Crossover. Bingo Entry for Dean/Crossover Character for spnpairingbingo. Dean's on a work trip on the Enterprise.

„Well, didn't see that coming, did we?" Indeed, the crew of the USS enterprise didn't see much of what's happening coming, whether it be the sudden throw-back in time, the unusual and almost frightening attempts of Mr. Spock to express emotions he wasn't aware of himself, or the appearance of two freekishly appealing men on a hunt to save people.

Castiel and the Winchesters investigate the site of an alleged alien landing. An introduction to something that would love to become a fully-fledged story. A small amount of strong language, potential for more mature stuff later if continued (Destiel/Sabriel/some other weird pairings like Kirk x Dean later?)

Written for SPN Big Pretzel Episode Spotlight "Changing Channels"

Story takes place immediately following 6.22. What to do when faced with a new and better god who may be about to explode? Buy some time, of course...but who knew it would all end in furballs?

Sorta A/U: Sam is picked up by the Enterprise: Updated to M, because you never know with me lol

Don't believe everything kindly strangers tell you. 2,562 words. Written for DamaDeHonor.