At an ocean's remove from Magical Britain lies the perfect haven of vice and crime: Stilwater; metropolis of gangsters, businessmen, villains, psychopaths - and the Boss. Rare the wizard who could thrive in such a place ... but then again, Harry Potter was never particularly conventional.

The year is 2355, and, in a super-max slam on Crematoria, Harry Potter is The-Boy-Who-Shiv'd… just kidding. While fighting for his life in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry receives some unusual assistance. Events devolve from there, presumably.

Born from a human being is easy but born from a Werewolf, a fable, and two feral mutants is fucking hard the boss's life starts to take a drastic change when he learns about his parentage he also tends to be more moody than ever that even the Third street saints and the rival gangs are too scared to anger him.

Harry got adopted by the Saints...and now Hogwarts is more of a deathtrap then it was before!

long story short? Harry died in the final battle, bad news is he's dead, good news is he gets another crack at life in Stilwater with our favorite puckish rogues. Takes place in SR3 and will go on to SR4, BISEXUAL!HARRY

A trip to Stilwater left a young Harry Potter to be raised by Aiesha and Johnny Gat. What happens when the boy who lived is raised by the most dangerous man on the planet. This will be one-shots, and will not be finished. As with everything I put on here, if you like it, take it, run with it. Let me know so I can read it.

What if the main protagonist in Saints Row was none other than Harry James Potter? Rated M for extreme violence Mainly from Gat, of course! Read and Review or I'll sick the Saints on you!