When Harry Dresden agreed to go on a road trip with Thomas Raith he had few illusions this was going to be a relaxing vacation, but he never could have guessed the headaches he was going to endure upon finding himself embroiled in a secret war raging in the Northwest involving a very different kind of vampire than the ones he is used to, and a far more terrifying foe: Teen Drama.

The Cullens move into White Court territory. Hilarity ensues.

A young wizard wanders into the Olympic Peninsula of Washington, he quickly realizes that he's walked into a world that wasn't what he was used to, things get more complicated when he meets a young girl who may be a new species of vampire.