There was nothing left for him in his old world, so why not move to a new one and see where life would take him?

My name is Naruto and I speak for the Double Ds, for Dragon's boobs have no tongues. I am asking you sir, at the top of my lungs. Do not force a bra onto another one.

Stuck in a foreign world with no way home, Naruto was so close to giving up. Pouring every bit of hope into his last attempt, he tried to summon a toad, wishing for a miracle. And a miracle he would receive, even if it wasn't a toad.[AU]

Naruto seorang pekerja kantoran, suatu hari dia memutuskan untuk mencari seorang teman hidup yang dapat menemaninya saat dia sedang merasa kesepian. Hingga suatu malam, dia mendapati kejadian aneh yang dapat merubah kehidupannya selama ini. Kejadian apa yang menimpa Naruto? Dan apakah kejadian itu dapat mengubah kehidupannya yang membosankan itu? (Typo)

Él solo la cagó una vez, una vez, y ahora el es uno de los criminales más buscados por la iglesia. Acompaña a Naruto en su viaje para tener (y fallar estrepitosamente) una vida tranquila. Él solo quiere ayudar a la gente y hacer lo que cree que es correcto.

Él solo la cagó una vez, una vez, y ahora el es uno de los criminales más buscados por la iglesia. Acompaña a Naruto en su viaje para tener (y fallar estrepitosamente) una vida tranquila. Él solo quiere ayudar a la gente y hacer lo que cree que es correcto.

Saving a dragon opens up a world of new possibilities for Naruto, now armed with the worlds strongest summon now watch as he takes the world by storm with his trusty maid by his side.

Tired of being alone and being called a "demon", young Naruto tries a dangerous seal, hoping to summon a fellow "demon". Instead, he gets a busty Ex-Goddess Dragon, and she decides to stay with him upon his request. With the addition of this eccentric being, Naruto's life will change for the better; gaining experiences that others can only dream of. Deviantart cover by Koniak007

Kobayashi didn't really know what to do when a small child knocked on her door. What was she supposed to do? Take him to an orphanage or to the hospital? She could, but what would they say about the nine tails currently behind him? Really the only thing to do was to... "Hey th-that tickles!" "Your so cute! Your staying with me!"

After the 4th Great Ninja War, Naruto's life has become a bit dull until he finds something he would've never thought he would see. Even with all that he's been through and seen in his life as a ninja. May contain OOC-ness. I don't not own the franchises or the characters in this fanfiction.

It's been over millennia and Naruto's still getting surprised. For example, a dragon dropping down and asking to be his maid? Like, seriously? Title pending.