If there are three indisputable facts, Percy will always manage to land herself in trouble, Peter will always be overly suspicious, and Neal will always find a way to look at art.

There is a statue theft in a museum in the other side of New York. Neal kind of loves it, because he can finally visit an art gallery outside of his radius, and also because Peter grumbles. A lot.

Neal is understandably surprised when he walks into his apartment to find a pair of unusual guests hanging out with Mozzie. One-shot.

When Peter calls Neal in at 4 in the morning, it can't be anything other than a case. It just so happens that the piece stolen is a sculpture by Sally Jackson, and Neal, or whatever his name is, will need a lot of help to get the sculpture and Sally back.