i'm back after a while i've been procrastinating but now i'm ready to be funneh like a boss PLEASE ENJOY rated m for strong language and mild sexual themes

7 años han pasado desde que eso ocurrió, 7 años de vivir sin ninguna paz, 7 años de estar bajo el poder y el mando de seres no humanos, 7 años de agónica esperanza, 7 años de que el ha estado perdido...

I dunno, it's probably funny, at least in my mind it is, but that's up to you guys

When a UNSC Spec Ops team is set on the trail of a rogue geneticist, one member deals with personal demons and finds comfort in an allied warrior who is faced with his own shattered past. Post-war, OCs, canon characters in mention only. Rated for language, gore, and adult themes. COMPLETE.

This short WIP is intended to bridge the gap between the levels "Long Night of Solace" and "Exodus". It tells the story of Noble Six in his efforts to Reach New Alexandria after crash landing. He must also deal with the loss of his newly made friend, Jorge, and the after effects of his sacrifice. My first story, please provide cohesive understandable advice for my writing. k thx

A woman promises to protect the place that has become her home, a scarred man who searches for a one-armed woman. Two people with hidden stories cross paths on a planet that gives promised beginnings...New Reach. Sequel to Halo: Promise do not enter if you want to be be spoiled!

There are two squads that terrible soldiers are dumped into. One is the UNSC Equipment Testers and the Covenant 800 Squad. What will happen when these two squads meet? Rated M to be safe. CANCELLED.

The year is 2650 A.D it has been almost a century since the end of the human covenant war, Earth has united under a republic, Which has then recolonized the old human worlds, and new ones, Humanity now wishes to start up the Spartan V program, in attempts to recreate the Spartan II's. Follow the story of a girl who is abducted, and forced to be a super soldier.

Doctor Catherine Halsey, confined on the flagship of Jul 'Mdama's fleet, learns to live with her new situation. But when an opportunity presents itself, she makes a crucial choice- setting a battle in motion and changing her fate.

In which the Arbiter muses on human religion, and Sergeant Johnson keeps faith in his own, practical way. No pairings.

When a dark communications outpost begins to transmit strange signals, two teams are sent to investigate. A nearby construct, known cryptically as The Hive comes to light, bringing about questions of untold eons. Humanity's beginnings and the death of an ancient, cosmic specter collide as the histories of millennia unfold.

A poem that I submitted for the bungie all stars contest about a hundred years ago. The theme was hunters.

Renee' Bekk, a Spartan who had been previously affiliated with Project Freelancer, now works alone due to her inability to "cooperate" with other team members since past events and losses had led her to suffer from mental instability and extreme aggression towards others. The UNSC attempt to use her aggression as a weapon against enemies, and she comes close to losing her humanity.

The thoughts of a cowardly soldier as they come to terms with what has happened in the history of the Halo universe. Very short and doesn't mention anything by name. Best if read while listening to In the house, in a heart beat from 28 Days/Weeks Later to get the skin crawling feel. Enjoy.

Spook 13, a Ex-Spartan Serving a sentence at a maximum security UNSC prison for treacherous war crimes. What would he do when he's offered a way out, but it's to go aboard the UNSC Infinity? He's survived all sorts of things that came his way, but can he survive HER? Main Halo Characters will appear later. Please R&R.

I am monitor 16807, and this is the tale of the Forerunners.

Two young siblings sit down to play Halo. It mostly consists of the younger brother trying to make his sister laugh.

Simmons is starting to feel that there is something more to Sarge then he was led to believe, he doesn't know what or why, but he plans of finding out.

Jule is a young elite who managaed to get himself into a sticky situation. Doll is the daughter of a spartan who will do anything to save a life, when she encounters Jule she is determined to save him, even if he doesn't want her to.

Commander Palmer has a chat with Lord Hood. Spoilers for Escalation. I don't own anything from Halo.

The UNSC Spirit of Fire was declared lost with all hands twenty years prior to the events on Halo. In truth, they were stranded, having sacrificed their slipspace drive to stop a Covenant and Flood threat to the universe. Now, they have finally been found, but by the Covenant.

A message from an elderly women to her husband serving in the UNSC.

I've been meaning to write this for a while now. This short story takes place during the events of Halo 2/Halo 3:ODST, and follows two SPARTAN II Commandos as they undertake a dangerous covert mission deep within the occupied city of New Mombasa. My first ever story on here, 6 chapters in length, roughly 18,000 words. More to follow! C.X.

Sargasso is falling. The Covenant have almost pushed the UNSC off the planet. With all the human forces scattered or retreating, the day is lost. Yet one last lone ODST is sent in to evacuate a stranded squad and a Spartan before it's too late. The battle of Sargasso is just starting for Lieutenant Dirk Fisk. . . (Set before Halo: Reach. Unfortunately on hiatus.)

I helped you through countless missions, guiding you through the wars. I was your sword, you, my shield. I am Cortana and this is my story. Welcome to Halo. (Story cover is from the web, all rights go to its wonderful maker)