A selection of short and funny Halo 2 stories. Please read and review

UNSC Reconnaissance team ventures out too a remote island. Codenamed Relic, its initial aerial scans showed no forces until a fly by have the team ditch in a cramped situation. With the Covenant team converging in, will they survive the ordeal and make it

The Master Chief and co. Cortana, Sarge Johnson, etc. crash land on an unknown planet and discover its secrets, one which could destroy the Covenant forever. Plus, a secret kept for many years about the forerunner, what REALLY happened to them. Rated T fo

Back to Blood Gulch. War really is hell. All the same idiots in a new adventure.

What if you were cloned from the strongest being in the world? What would you do if your life was a lie? Would you try and be happy, or would you run from it all?

This is the story of one soldier's final moments. It is not intended to fit into the Halo story.

Just some random odes about Halo stuff. Not intended for serious reading. Be nice. And laugh!

Please review!

Enough! This is The Last Battle! Red vs Blue, Winner take all! But there's a twist...

The Grunts aboard Peaceful Cooperation are sick of being cannon fodder, so when they hear of a planet below that is like their homeworld, they start a rebellion and land on the surface. But little did they know an old friend was their also.....

Some random player on some random map doing some random things because he's bored. Oh well, and here I thought it was interesting to find various ways to kill yourself on Halo.

Set between Halo 1 & 2. Attempted humour. Cortana and Miranda Keyes' AI have cooked up a little moral boost.

The Saratoga, the first battlecruiser of her class. Specially designed to take on a whole Covenant armada. The NSOC s, specially trained to combat in space environments. Master Chief, the widely feared 'Demon' to the Covenant. When these forces combine wh

The Elite has infiltrated the ship and has found a deadly secret to the cargo he is in. What will he do when he finds out who is really behind.

A seventeen year old girl is captured and trained to fight for the CovenantBetter than it sounds! Chapter 8 up!

Two new ships. New Spartans. An alliance. History of the Forerunners and their fall. Things blowing up and lots of great humor.

When the Demon calls the Demon comes, and when he comes he kills. This is the story of John know as SPARTAN117 in his mission to destroy the covenant.

This is the story right before and during halo 2. but there are more spartans. 8 more.

Yeah I know the human turned to work for Covenant idea is a little rehashed, but hey, its my story. Follow the tale of Jack a.k.a Wolvenge, a SPARTAN turned Covenant soldier, as he struggles to find out his past and help destroy the heretic humans.

Short and funny stories about the Elites. Please READ and REVIEW. Also check out my other Halo fics, I also have other Tales of fics, so please look at those too. I will be adding more stories to this eventually.

Horrible title, yes. What do Marines do when there are no Spartans around to save them? One fire team's brief encounter. Rating is for violent content and complex ideas.

After infesting High Charity, the Flood embark to Earth, led by Gravemind. Though the military will be most concerned about it, the Flood won’t attack just the military, and the civilians of Chicago, Illinois are going to have to fight to survive the infe

When young Matt is suddenly transported into Halo, and stuck in the middle of the war against the covenant! How will Matt overcome the deadly aliens, insane bunnies and his slightly abnormal chief commander? Comedy of it's own agenda Please R&R!

A parody of the original HALO game...what more needs be said? Rated T for language within TV limitations and mild violence.

Surrounded by the enemy, with almost no hope. Only the presence of a Spartan keeps the Marines Fighting. Please R&R, new chapter in progress, up soon.