kinkmeme fill - Thorin is forced to give Fili and Kili 'The Talk'. It does not go well.

A warm weight landed on Kili's shoulder and he looked up into his Uncle Thorin's face. "It will be alright, lad. There's no reason to invite more trouble with that expression." His Uncle's voice was gruff and Kili suddenly thought that it sounded as if he were trying to encourage himself as much as Kili.

All the prompts I could not resist filling when I should be writing something else WARNING: Incest, mpreg [Charas: Fili, Kili, Bilbo, Bofur]

Some call them fey folk changelings. Nonetheless, ever since the twelfth century, a member of the house has always upheld the King's Law in the Lothians. By the time Thranduil takes over, he can pretty much take things for granted. Backstory for Kivrin's superb Modern AU "The Sons of Durin".

Set after the end of the Hobbit (or 3rd movie). Spoilers for the book and films so to be safe, the summary is at the top of Chapter One. Thorin/OC

A strange adventure in a human village. Its heartwarming and all around funny. The boys get adored by the village. Please give it a go, better than it sounds.

Erebor is regained, at the cost of the line of Durin. Days pass, and life moves on, as it always has. But deep within the rock, the true King Under the Mountain lingers, anchored only by an Elven King and the Lonely Mountain itself.

When Fili, born blond and squalling, is passed to Thorin instead of a father for his public naming, Dwalin says nothing, because it is not his place. Dis/Dwalin

Bilbo wants to seduce Thorin so he asks the people closest to him, even though he is embarrassed to do so. Fili and Kili are eager to help out their burglar and, even though he finds the advice slightly disturbing, he finds it works to his advantage. Thorin/Bilbo; Fili/Kili. R&R, x. This fiction could be the start of a series but is yet undecided.

Battle of the Five Armies. Thorin had fallen, and Kili dies first defending him. Fili is now alone in this world, but not for long. Warnings: Character's death, obviously, and angst. Mini-oneshot.

Kili is in looove. Fili isn't sure what to think of it. Fili/Bilbo/Kili.

Kili doesn't really know what he's doing, as much as he'd like to pretend otherwise. Kili/Bilbo.

When Kili looks at Bilbo he is somehow reminded of his late father—and treasure. Kili/Bilbo.

A jealous witch places a terrible curse on Fili and it's up to Kili to break it. (Fairy tale AU, based on 'The Wild Swans')

Kili is the wild one, the brother who breaks the rules and the dishes, the safe bet if there's blame to be given. Fili pushes him to break the rules, and Kili trusts him always to tell the truth; slowly they push the boundaries, and slowly they find their ruin. Slow burn; lore reconciliation of unclear ages in the books; angst and loyalty and love.

First impressions are important but sometimes you need a second chance. Or third. Or fifth. Five times Thorin tried to impress Bilbo and the one time he actually did. Thorin/Bilbo Slash

The Elvenking has a reason for everything he does. Really. COMPLETE.

"Tardó en darse cuenta del regreso de un sentimiento que no cruzaba su cuerpo desde las grandes salas de Erebor bajo la montaña. Deseo. No el deseo de su tierra, su reino, su trono o su oro. Deseo sexual, puro y duro, por su sobrino."

Reaching Erebor was the hard part; this should be easy (It isn't). Thorin searches and does not find.

The dwarves are starting to arrive to Hobbiton and poor Gruffo Boffin has no idea what to do with them. Especially when the two certain dwarves decide to change his pipe-weed to something else. A high hobbit does not please Thorin.

In which Bofur trys not to scare Bilbo away with his bluntness and trys not to keep his feet on reality.

Kíli actually liked feasts. Feasts with lots of good food and drinks and songs and everyone having fun in the way dwarves liked to have fun. However, what he didn't like were the kind of feasts where there were also elves and men and it was more about political reasons than anything else. Fíli/Kíli. This story contains sibling incest; don't like, don't read.

"You must be Mr. Boggins!" / "Why yes... I am?" / In which Fíli and Kíli end up at the wrong house, knock out a hobbit, get yelled at, and chased with sharp cutlery. Where did they go wrong?

Traduction de la fic du même nom de TheMisfitToy. "Quand Bilbo ne répond pas aux missives de Thorïn, le roi nain se doit d'aller voir ce qu'il se passe". ThorïnXBilbo, rating M, PWP, Lemon.

"He had a wife, once," Bofur says after a long pause, reluctance lacing his tone, "and a daughter."