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He did not know how he got to this world.

Okay, he knew exactly how he got to this world.

The fucking Raikage decided to blow up the moon with his damn chakra cannon, blasting it to literally another dimension and then sealing that dimension away as the moon exploded. Killing everyone on the moon... that was not him. Vaporizing his comrades who had been on the moon, well, vaporizing most of them.

"... Blind girl walking everyone! Everyone, blind girl walking, move out of the way!"

He grabbed the wrong Hyuga sister.

"... I think that, but as much as I might feel that way, I know your sister would be happy I saved you." Naruto Uzumaki, a tall, lean muscled warrior ninja spoke as he held Hanabi Hyuga's hand. She was younger, more petite, with looks somewhat similar to her sister that he had longed for. Only, he had ripped his sleeve off of his jacket and gave it to her, so that she could wrap it around her eyes to hide the fact that she had no eyes. She was cute, but she had a very different body type when compared to her bombshell sister.

"I know my sister, I bet you she should be happy you saved me." Hanabi stated with a cheerful smile. "I know I'm happy, I got to live... and I have a big stronger ninja god to protect my blind ass from danger." Hanabi nudged Naruto in the side. She knew exactly where he was standing, because even though she had no eyes, she still had her ears and her trained senses. Sure, her battle power had dropped to practically zero for the moment.

It was not nothing, she could no doubt kill normal civilians and wild animals even without her sight, but against any level of real warrior, without her eyes she had little chance of winning without some luck on her side.

"Thankfully, I can understand these people's language."

"You can?"

"No, but I can use my chakra to connect my heart to their heart, and translate it for me... ninshu applications. I can understand their spoken language, just not their written one. Now for MORE bad news."

"We have no money."

"We have NO Money." Naruto repeated when Hanabi knew what was wrong right away. "Also, the love of my life is dead, and the dimension we are in has been sealed away from our home dimension. So we're stuck." Naruto deadpanned.

"You sound... like... you're accepting this very quickly." Hanabi hahd to question his sanity.

She thought SHE was the cheerful one.

"Nothing to do BUT accept it, so best make the best out of it. The fact is, Sasuke might have been able to travel to this dimension... were it not for the fact that we're sealed away here, and he won't be able to locate us... and if he could locate us... he ain't getting here." Naruto deadpanned even further. Their situation was not the greatest it could be, but at the very least it was not as bad as it could be either. "We're kind of fucked, but not really THAT fucked. We're ninja, we can make do with life throws at us." Naruto rubbed the bridge of his nose with his free hand.

He was 19, and he was pretty sure his parents would be ashamed of him in the afterlife if he didn't pull his big boy pants up and take care of the blind girl that he saved. It was his responsibility to look after her.

"I am very thankful that I'm stuck here with you... I wish wasn't blind though. Kind of a downer to be a blind hyuga." Hanabi really wasn't a fan of her current situation either. Naruto looked at her, and she could feel him staring at her.

"I don't know why, but I feel like I'm forgetting something about that." Naruto could just feel something tickling the back of his brain. Something that he remembered about when he first got his Six Paths Sage Mode, something that he was sure could be done to help Hanabi. He had not used his SPSM in 2 years though since no enemy had warranted him using it. He was also still adjusting to having a completed Kurama inside of him. "... you mentioning that makes me think of Kakashi-sensei for some reason. I'll remember eventually." Naruto didn't know why Kakashi popped into his head.

Look on the bright side was a common phrase.

There really was no bright side to their current situation, only a lot of less black sides. The fact they were trapped together, so they were not alone, was a less dark side. He was the strongest ninja in history, with only 1 man rivalling him in anything these days. He was sure that he was more than enough to handle their safety in this new world.

"So how we going to make money... sell our skills as assassins or body guards?" Hanabi asked as she looked around.

"Sell my skills you mean, considering nobody will want to hire a blind teenager... no matter how skilled you are... OW!?" Naruto shouted when Hanabi kicked him in the butt. He rubbed his butt and stared at her, to which she just puffed her cheeks out. "Okay... hey, hey person... do you know a way to make some money, or get some fame around here?" Naruto asked as he approached a wolf-like man.

As in, his entire body was covered from head to toe in fur, and he bore great resemblence to a wolf. He wore light armor and carried a large axe on his back, so if there was a person that might know how to make some money, it would be this guy.

"For money, just become a bodyguard. For money and fame, win the Strongest Tournament, the 213rd Fighters' Tournament is being held next week. If you win, you will become well known as the strongest on the continent." The wolfman spoke rather politely to Naruto. "Happens once every 10 years, so you will have at least 10 years of fame."

Hanabi slapped the back of Naruto's head a few times with an excited, giddy smile on her face when she realized that their troubles were going to be solved very easily.

"Stop hitting me because you're excited!?"

"Don't you get it Onii-chan-"

"I mean, if it's a half-breed ogre, he might have a good chance of winning." The wolfman's partner stated as he lifted his greatsword above his head with a chuckle. Naruto tilted his head in confusion while ignoring Hanabi.

"Half-breed ogre?"

"You have the whisker marks of the dwarf race, but they have the aura of the facial marks of the ogre race."

"... You wouldn't happen to have some pictures, would you?" Naruto asked with an unsure stare, since he didn't know what the hell any of those words meant. Translated chakra or not, ogre and dwarf meant nothing to him as a species.

"I sure do."

"PFFFFFFT!?" Naruto choked on the air he was breathing when the man showed a picture of an adventure party, and in the party there was a very short woman with a body covered in fur, a strange animal-like built, but she had whisker marks on her cheeks. Then there was also a large man with a built that was unlike the rest of the party, and he had 2 whisker-like markings on his face.

Why were whisker marks SO FUCKING COMMON in this world!?

"Naruto, what is going on?"

"Apparently, my whisker marks are common here with dwarfs and ogres-"

"... you didn't know? They are also common with beastmen who bare the power of foxes and cats, cat women have them commonly... actually, whisker marks are usually traits from some of the strongest races." The wolfman explained to Naruto, who just leaned forward in depression. The extremely rare facial feature from his world was common in this world. "Ogres only have 2 on each cheek though, and they are very thick and red. You didn't know... you must be so shocked to learn you're not human." The wolfman patted Naruto on the back.

"Just... can you point me in the general direction of this tournament?"

"Better, you can come with us! We're not competing, the competition is too fierce for us this year, we're going to be betting."

"Thanks..." Naruto deadpanned as his hands slowly approached his face.

He knew it was childish, but he wasn't a fan of his whisker marks being super common in this world.

"Okay then Naruto, the plan is simple. You become the strongest, make tons of money, and you take care of my blind ass."

"You're handling not having eyes very well."

"... I have no choice, and aren't you famous for saying the phrase ninja endure... so I'll just follow your example and endure." Hanabi nudged him again with a cocky smile. Naruto stared at her wrapped up eyes, and he could not get rid of the feeling that there was something he was forgetting that he could do.

Why did Kakashi's face keep popping up in his head!?

"Why did you call me Onii-chan?"

"Meh, you and my sister were in love, and I have absolute faith you two would have gotten married, so you would have become my brother. Why not just be a family then... isn't that right Onii-chan?"

Hanabi had a good point.

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