Disclaimer: First Chapter
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Slow motion.

Naruto saw the axe coming for his face in slow motion as he participated in the semi-finals of the tournament. It was a minotaur opponent apparently, but Naruto just stepped forward and punched his opponent in the gut as he was in the middle of his swing. The axe flew out of his hand as the minotaur was launched through the air and towards the stone walls of the stadium around them.

He grabbed the axe and threw it.

The second the minotaur's back hit the wall, the axe stabbed into the wall right next to his neck, and the shaft of the axe pressed against his neck. In the end, he was pinned against the wall with his hooven feet dangling in the air. Pretty much ALL of the fights he had been in so far had come to about that level of combat. The speed of his opponents made him feel like he was fighting against children, even though many of them had larger bodies than he himself had.

"Another shockingly fast victory for the self-proclaimed human, Naruto Uzumaki!" The elf-announcer called out to the audience, and Naruto looked at her with a deadpan stare, because he caught what he words spoke of.

Self-proclaimed human.

Naruto jumped out of the arena and landed on the walls of the stadium, where he sat down next to Hanabi, the girl was eating some festival food that had been given freely to her. She was a cute girl, and she was coasting on her looks to get free food. She was without the same sense of shame that the hyuga in her would demand that she had.

"Another one punch win?" Hanabi asked with a somewhat bored tone.

Watching a fight was kind of boring when you could not see the fight.

"Yeah, either way, my next fight will be my last one for the tournament, I'm in the finals now." Naruto looked around at the crowd, and he saw all different kinds of species had gathered in the stadium to watch their favorite warriors battle it out for the title of strongest.

"Naruto Uzumaki!"

"Wow, that girl sounded beautiful... confident in herself... my guess is she is beautiful, and she has big tits, and is currently standing next to me with her arms under those boobs." Hanabi analyzed the voice as the woman spoke, and Naruto looked at the speaker.

Pink.

Her entire body was pink, her skin was a bright pink color and she was very beautiful. She had red whisker marks, 2 of them, on each cheek and they were thick. she had similar marks on her bare shoulders, and she had long white hair, and 2 pink horns tipped with red coming from her forehead. She did indeed have a good sized chest that she showed off with very tight clothes. She carried a halbard as a weapon.

She was an Ogre.

"I just wanted to introduce myself to you before the finals, I am Lisa Alpacas, of the Ogre race."

'Pointed ears... kind of cute.' Naruto didn't show a lot of interest in her on the outside. She extended her hand to him, and he turned his back away from the match. He wasn't interested in watching the matches of others. He hadn't had a conversation with an ogre girl, but his eyes were drawn to her pointed ears, her horns, and the 2 thick, red, whisker marks on each of her cheeks. "By the way, I am not an ogre or a dwarf... I am actually human, these are just birth marks." Naruto stated as he pointed to his cheeks.

Lisa showed no reaction to his words, so she took his hand without him extending it and shook hands with him.

"You will be fighting a member of the same guild as me, Peter Grill is the strongest man in our guild. I just wanted to speak with his next opponent. Nobody else in the tournament has forsaken the use of weapons." Lisa spoke as she looked over his unarmored body. He was just wearing a white shirt and oranges pants, with no armor over any part of his body. He also used no weapons in battle other than his fists.

He had also defeated every opponent so far using nothing but a single punch, and then using their weapons to pin them to the walls.

"Okay... so you want him to win?"

"I do not care who wins, if Peter is the strongest man, he will win, and if you are the strongest man, you will win."

"Ah..." Naruto realized he was dealing with a very stupid woman. She was the type that believed in might making right, and that strength was all that mattered in the end. He had dealt with people just like her in his life, and he could see the signs of an idiot when he saw them.

Hanabi giggled, and then nudged Naruto.

"... Remind you of anyone you know."

"... Me." Naruto deadpanned when he remembered that he was very much similar to this when he was younger. It was only in his mid-teens that he had grown out of that stage and entered into the stage of his life where he craved for peace and peaceful solutions to problems when possible. "So, Lisa... you don't care if I beat him?" Naruto glanced back at the arena.

Peter Grill.

A man that was strikingly similar in appearance to himself. He had bright, spiky, blond hair and blue eyes with the same peach skin that he had. He was a lean muscled warrior with a toned body, though he was currently wearing armor over some parts of his body, and he was wielding a sword. He also had no whisker makrs at all, but overall he was looking at a man that was in the same age range with a similar appearance to himself.

He looked kind of stupid.

"The blood of the strongest is all that matters, but I wanted to introduce myself to a likely contender for the position of strongest." Lisa was still shaking his hand as she spoke, and Naruto just did not have the heart to stop the handshake.

"Peter Grill makes it to the finals, making the final match between the Human Peter Grill, and the Self-Proclaimed Human Naruto Uzumaki! A guild member of the local guild, vs the wandering warrior! We give both warriors 15 minutes to get ready!"

Lisa let go of his hand, and Naruto glanced back to see that Peter had finished his opponent off quickly without killing him.

"So, who is this female with you?" Lisa asked as she looked over Hanabi.

"I'm his little sister (kind of)." Hanabi introduced herself. "I am Hanabi... Uzumaki."

"Hyuga, she is Hanabi Hyuga... but I guess she is kind of my little sister. Listen Hanabi, don't go using my last name without running that by me." Naruto poked the girl in the forehead. She stuck her tongue out at him, while Lisa looked between the two. She saw no romantic air between them, though it seemed that they were close in some way. "Either way..." Naruto back flipped through the air and landed in the arena.

He turned around and found himself face to face with Peter.

He extended a hand to him.

"Peter Grill, let this be a good fight, though I will do my best to defeat you. I have a lot on the line, so forgive me for hurting you." Peter shook Naruto's hand.

"I'm Naruto, and I've got absolutely nothing on the line, but I'm still going to kick your ass. I hate losing, so even if you have a lot riding on this... I'm gonna win." Naruto and Peter stopped shaking hands. "I don't think we need 15 minutes." Naruto told the announcer.

Peter agreed.

"We are both ready."

"You still have to wait 15 minutes."

-15 Minutes Later-

"Okay, it's been 15 minutes. We good to fight?" Naruto asked the elf woman, who nodded her head as she ran away from them. Peter nodded his head and drew his sword, taking up his stance as he got ready to fight. "... okay, we good. No hard feelings if I break your bones." Naruto ducked a sword swing.

Faster than the others, and while not quite as slow, Naruto still had no problem at all predicting the sword swing. He stepped back when Peter swung around with a kick, and then another sword swipe that followed right after. He was a lot more skilled than any of the previous opponents for sure, but he just lacked the speed to actually land a hit.

Surprisingly though, he took a clean hit to the jaw that knocked him onto his back, but actually recovered with the use of his sword to steady himself. Peter had managed to withstand the first punch, something that Naruto had not expected of him.

"... Oh shit..." Peter had felt something break in his jaw, and he was bleeding inside of his mouth from the punch. He had also felt that Naruto had held a lot back in his punch, something that implied that if he wanted to, that punch to the jaw could have been a very messy end to his life. "... oh shit... you weren't kidding. Still, the power of my love will see me through this." Peter muttered, and Naruto heard that.

Naruto wanted to let Peter win.

Naruto was not going to do that though, he decided that he would win and he was going to follow through with it. The next swing with his sword that Peter performed, Naruto clapped his hands over the blade and snapped the sword in half. He tossed the broken part and stabbed it into the ground, before he elbowed Peter in his armored chest. The metal dented under the attack, and Peter felt his ribs crack underneath the force of the blow.

"Oh... right, armor..." Naruto grabbed the armor plate as Peter was sent flying, and ripped it off of him, and quickly grabbed Peter's foot. Peter had been sent flying practically in slow motion to Naruto, so it was no problem to strip off his arm. Naruto pulled Peter back and grabbed his face, before he slammed him into the ground. A crater formed around the quite durable Peter, who was knocked out by the repeated attacks.

Naruto stepped back and waited for Peter to stand up.

"Peter from the Brave Swordsman's Guild is knocked out, so the 213rd Fighters' Tournament winner is Naruto Uzumaki, meaning the new strongest man in the world is the Self-Proclaimed Human, Naruto Uzumaki!"

The crowd roared in approval, though several members of the same guild as Peter didn't roar, but politely clapped along with their approval. Some medics came into the arena and took Peter out on a stretcher.

"Okay... so where do I get my prize money?" Naruto asked with a grin.

"Prize money... the only money is from the gambling."

"... Well, this was a waste of... I guess not a waste of time, at least I can find some work with my fame." Naruto rubbed the back of his head and started to walk out of the arena. Naruto felt Hanabi jump out of the audience and land next to him, having figured he wasn't going to want to walk through the audience.

"Naruto Uzumaki!"

"... Short, she's short, but her body is plump in all the right ways. She has big boobs for her short height, and she's very confident. I would say that she's standing with with her arms extended like chicken wings."

"You called that one... you are very good at this." Naruto looked at the girl's body language.

Also pink.

Also an Ogre, shorter than Lisa by at least a head, with the same red markings on her body. She was not exactly petite, but her horns were shorter for starters. She had decently big boobs considering that she was kind of short, but she had a female warrior plumpness to her body. Muscle and fat in the perfect amounts, not too much of either of them. She had shorter white hair done in twin tails.

She was adorably sexy.

"Congrats for beating Peter, he's my senpai, so I thought he would win for sure. You sure showed me, so, since you're a winner and the strongest. Can I get a favor from you?"

"Who are you?" Naruto asked, since she hadn't even introduced herself to him. She was already asking for a favor.

"She's going to ask you to have sex with her."

"I want your baby batter in my ogre hole!"

"Called it, her voice sounded a bit horny. Seems Ogres are attracted to strength... their society must be based on females having children with the strongest." Hanabi figured with an amused tone. Naruto on the other hand was chuckling at the way the question had been phrased.

Baby batter in my ogre hole was not a phrase he had ever heard in his life.

Of course he was going to laugh!

"Oh, right, introductions. I'm Mimi Alpacas-"

"Is Lisa your sister?" Naruto questioned when he heard a last name he had just heard moments before. "... pfffffft... baby batter..." Naruto kept returning back in his mind to what she had just stated.

It was too funny.

"My big sister... oh no... did she get to you first, did you already promise to give her your junk spunk?"

"PFFFFFFFFT!?" Naruto and Hanabi tried their best to hold back their laughter when another term was used in front of them. Hanabi was grabbing onto Naruto to hold herself up, because she was losing her cool.

"Naruto! I made a KILLING betting on you, so here is your cut! 10% of my winnings!" The wolfman that Naruto had met greeted him and handed him a bag of money, a satisfied grin on his face. Naruto turned away from Mimi. "By the way, you might want to be careful, women from all over the world, from many races, are going to be after your children... good luck!" The wolfman rushed off.

Hanabi collected herself first.

"Hey... Mimi was it? Sorry to tell you, but this guy is-"

"Listen, you should just dump the blind girl and get into bed with me, I can please you in ways this skinny girl can never dream of."

"... I like her." Hanabi stated as she pointed to Mimi, not able to see the girl, but very impressed by the absolute savage way she had just said that. She didn't even care if she was the one that was being insulted, the way the ogre just flat out tried to "Steal her man" right in front of her took some serious guts.

"Mimi, I'll have you know that I have already called dibs on his balls!"

"Sister, listen-"

"Why is he a log?"

-Outside of the Arena-

"Okay, so we're just walking away?" Hanabi asked as Naruto played with the bag of coins.

"Well, since it seems like being in a guilt is the best way to get work, why not use this as a chance to get hired. Gives us a place to stay, and a steady income. I'm sure those girls will figure out that I didn't magically turn into wood soon enough. Did that really just happen?" Naruto asked Hanabi with confusion.

"Yes, those girls did indeed try and get you to knock them up. I wouldn't worry too much about it, it seems that they will fight each other for you. I doubt girls like that have it in them to team up to get access to to... junk spunk." Hanabi couldn't contain her giggle. "So, were they hot?" Hanabi asked.

"... Yes..."

"You're feeling guilty because of Hinata?"

"Yes."

"... Meh, seems like a personal problem. I bet my sis would want you to move on, or at the very least, she wouldn't care if you give your junk spunk to some ogres... oh... or she would be completely overcome by jealousy... who knows." Hanabi pat Naruto on the back a few times to try and make him feel better.

"So what are YOUR thoughts?"

"... I think this entire situation so far is hilarious, and I want to enjoy this for as long as possible."

"You sadistic little shit."

"Guilty."

Chapter End!
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