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"On a scale from 1 to 10 on the ugly scale, how lucky am I to be blind?"

"Hanabi, that isn't nice." Naruto stated as he whacked Hanabi on the back of the head in their horse drawn carraige. He looked at the many green and brown skinned pig-like people, nearly all of them who had faces that only a mother from their species could love. All of them were overweight by human standards to be sure.

Hanabi turned her head towards Naruto, and smirked.

"So a 10."

"... I'll say an 8, since I don't feel like throwing up." Naruto deadpanned when he answered truthfully. None of the people of Orcland that he had seen were beauties by any stretch of the imagination, but he could imagine that there were some people who existed that were uglier as well. "Also... you're here for politics, so don't fuck me over and get me married to one of these pigs." Naruto pushed his index finger into her forehead and twisted.

"Ouchie... got it."

-At the Meeting Place-

"... Hanabi... 9.5..."

"Wow, I'm impressed that was the first thing you said." Hanabi was glad that she was blind once more in her life. She could hear the grunting and huffing sounds of the political figure, and she figured that she was going to throw up if she actually laid eyes on him.

"Wur is da Guild Mastah?" Babe spoke as he shoveled food down his throat.

Naruto felt like he was going to vomit.

"Sir Albatross has fallen ill due to some news he did not like recently, but I am here in his place." John seemed like a good man at the very least.

"Translation: His daughter decided to break his heart with the news she had been secretely dating a boy, and he is striken with grief." Hanabi translated the words for everyone to understand. She had a know it all smirk on her face, to which Naruto was just scratching his head in confusion. "... when you're blind, not much better to do than listen to rumors." Hanabi muttered to Naruto when he just slapped the back of her head at speeds unseen by untrained eyes.

She rubbed the back of her head in annoyance at him slapping her.

"Now, Naruto, this is a marraige proposal, so both parties do have the right to refuse. Still, it would be best to at least hear Sire Babe's proposal before you reject it." John spoke to Naruto as he changed the subject back to what it was suppose to be.

Naruto sighed and nodded his head.

"Since yer a ner adventurer fer duh guld-"

-From this Point on Babe's Words will be Translated for the Readers-

"Since you are a new adventurer to your guild, we know this is quite the hefty task for you. We of Orcland have offered much financial support to the guild." Babe spoke as he sent Naruto a look of appraisal.

Naruto glanced at Hanabi.

"In corrupt political terms, he's saying the guild can't outright refuse this request or they will stop funding. You have the right to refuse only after you hear the complete proposal and offer a good reason." Hanabi translated the politics for Naruto. John nodded his head as he confirmed that was pretty much what the situation was for everyone. "... My big brother will accept the proposal, but only if you can offer a girl that I can give my approval to!" Hanabi gave the most smug smile on her face.

"You blind little shit, that is not how this is going down! Listen, I'm fine with this within reason... but Hanabi is NOT picking the girl. I need to be impressed to, and the girl needs to be impressed with me!" Naruto dusted off his knuckles by using the top of Hanabi's head. She shouted at him to stop, and he only stopped when he got his point across.

"Well spoken... but OW!" Hanabi slapped Naruto in the chest.

"Very well, we've picked the most beautiful-" Babe spoke with disgust in his voice for a moment, before he hid his disgust behind a false pleasant tone.

"Translation: Orcs have a screwed up sense of beauty, so he picked the ugliest orc bitch he could find in the hopes that she was pretty by human standards." Hanabi translated the statement with accuracy that could not be understated. Naruto pat her on the top of the head gently for that translation, since it made him feel a lot better.

"Thank you Sire Babe for the thought, I understand human and orc preferences are very different." John bowed his head to the noble orc.

Naruto was picturing a super tall, pig-like and ugly muscle woman in his head before that translation, so it genuinely did make him feel better knowing that she was going to be ugly by orc standards. The door opened up, and Babe sent a sneer at Naruto as the pig man started to try and gauge Naruto's reaction.

"Absolute 0..." Naruto whispered.

"Well damn, that sounds pretty hot." Hanabi remembered the scale they were using earlier, and now she wanted to see the woman. She was the only one that heard what Naruto had stated thankfully.

"This is one of my workers, she works with finances, she's quite the hideous orc. Piglette Pancetta, introduce yourself." Babe introduced the servant to Naruto.

Naruto just stared at the man.

Piglette was a bodacious young woman about his own age, with browned skin and purple hair that was done quite well. She wasn't fat, or even slightly overweight, nor did she have tons of orc muscle. She had large breasts and big hips, with plump thighs, but she had a thin waist with her arms toned and thin as well. Only one of her green eyes were visible, and she wore a white top that showed off her impressive cleavage and a white skirt that showed off her legs.

Only the pig-like brown ears on top of her head, and the curly brown tail sticking out her rear made her seem like she was not human.

She was damn fucking beautiful.

Her boobs were also BIG, as in HINATA levels of big tits, damn near Tsunade levels of big tit energy, and she was visibly shy as she blushed and averted her gaze to the floor. She kept one of her eyes covered by her hair, and she had trouble making eye contact with him.

"Good... good evening Sir Naruto..." Piglette then sat down without another word.

"It was very hard to pick a girl that would suit you. At first, we wanted to let you pick from the most beautiful of our women... but we know our senses of beauty differ. So we picked the girl that was well known for how... humanly beautiful she is."

"Translation: This bitch is ugly, we don't want her, but we figured you would like her." Hanabi translated under her breath to Naruto.

Piglette was close enough to hear that.

"Thank you once more... as part of the agreement, you will spend 24 hours together before you make a decision. After all, by your own words, you both need to be impressed with each other. It's a shame the guild master isn't here." Babe spoke as he sent Piglette a look of disappointment.

"Actually, it would be better to get both of them to know each other by understanding both cultures. So I think that 24 hours should take place in Orcland, 24 hours should take place in the wilderness, and 24 hours should finish within human territory. Let them get to know each other for three days." Hanabi offered an extension.

"3 days is a bit much... I think the 24 hours in the wild can be removed."

"That sounds fair." Hanabi reduced it from 3 days to 2 days easily enough. "... and while you 2 spend a day in Orcland, John can take me back to the guild. After all, we aren't needed here. You two spend your time together." Hanabi grabbed John by the arm and started to pull the grown man out of the room.

"Why is this child so strong... Why is this blind girl able to walk so well!?"

"I agree, such a wonderful idea! Very well, Piglette, give Sir Naruto a great tour of Orcland!"

"Yessir."

-During the Tour-

"... I... I hate to say this... but this place sucks." Naruto was blunt as he dodged shit water that was thrown out of a 2 story house. The entire city smelled like garbage, and now he could see why they picked a meeting place just outside of the city. There was no sewage system for the city, so everyone was just throwing buckets of shit and toilet paper filled water out of their windows.

"I... agree." Piglette had nothing to say but honest agreement.

Naruto grabbed Piglette and pulled her out of the way as water that would have hit her, missed. He jumped away with her in his arms.

"I'm sorry... I'm..."

Piglette threw up on Naruto.

Naruto just chuckled a little when he realized instantly that she was throwing up because she was feeling terribly shy. He took his jacket off and tossed it at a dumpster, and Piglette just blushed in humiliation that she threw up right on him. He could see it in her face, the very shyness that he had been confused by most of his life.

"You don't talk to a lot of guys, do you?" Naruto asked her.

She blushed.

"Sorry, WOAH!?" Piglette shouted when Naruto scooped her up in his arms.

He jumped.

She screamed in shock when he jumped over buildings and took her out of the city faster than any horse carraige could have taken her. She felt like she was flying, and she screamed in fright for a second when they fell down, and clenched onto Naruto tightly. They landed on the ground softly.

They were in a forest.

Away from Orcland cities.

"... sorry."

Piglette had thrown up again out of nervousness, but this time she didn't throw up on him. She ran to a bush and puked where it didn't even get close to him.

"It's fine, since by dumb little sister decided to be a little shit and extend the time from 1 day to 2... want to do both days in a human city?" Naruto asked Piglette with a wide smile on his face. He offered a hand to her, and she just stared at it in surprise.

"You... you're not disgusted by how ugly I am?"

"Piglette, you are in the Top 5 most attractive women I've ever met in my life, and that is a high hurdle to climb, because I've met a LOT of total babes. You're up there with my Mom and Hinata... and Lisa and Mimi... I say Top 5, but honestly, I don't have numbered spots." Naruto didn't bother with a lie.

"You're just saying that to be nice."

"... Are you saying I would insult my Mom?"

"No! No, I would never say that!"

"Good, because you're very attractive, just like my Mom. She was a total babe that my dad was damn lucky to get. Your shyness is super cute... and you are a total babe on par with my own mother... and look at this handsome fucker she gave birth to." Naruto pointed to himself with absolute confidence.

"Sorry... I've just... never talked with a boy this much."

Naruto put his arms behind his head, before he fell down onto his back.

"Okay, we can wait for you to feel a little less nervous. You know, one of my best friends, practically a brother, loved watching clouds... I never understood the appeal myself. Want to try it with me?" Naruto pat the grass next to him. Unlike him, she was very much more polite in how she laid herself on the ground.

Naruto smiled sadly.

Right, Shikamaru died when the moon exploded when them all on it.

"Are you sure... you would want to be married to me?"

"I made the condition that we both had to be impressed with each other, so even if I'm impressed by you, the marraige does not happen unless you agree with me. Your feelings towards me are JUST as important, so don't sell yourself short. Sir Piggy doesn't get to decide your fate." Naruto yawned and closed his eyes.

Cloud watching was boring.

-With Hanabi-

"Use this chance wisely Naruto... I'll do my best to hold off the idiot sisters for as long as possible, so you get yourself some piggy pussy." Hanabi muttered as she rode the carraige back to the guild with John. She had a smile on her face that showed that she was not being a wingwoman out of the kindness of her heart.

She wanted to tease Naruto.

She was going to do her absolute best to ensure that Naruto and Piglette fucked each other, so that she could forever tell him that he lost his virginity to a pig. She couldn't do that with the ogre sisters, and she couldn't do that with the other girl that had been trying to sneak into the room while Naruto was out. Hanabi being in the room was keeping the other girl from showing up until she could find an opening.

Hanabi had sensed a girl with higher reserves of this world's 'chakra' that they called magic, trying to sneak into the room while she had been there.

"Come on Naruto... fuck the pig... fuck the pig... by the way John, on a scale from 1 to 10... how proud would you be of Naruto if he fucked the pig girl?" Hanabi asked the good man that was driving the carraige.

...

"This is highly inappropriate for me to speak of with a young woman such as... 10... 10 out of 10, I would secretely by him a drink." John admitted.

Hanabi grinned.

"... Then, I hope my big brother really does go balls deep into that squeeling pig."

She was going to tease the hell out of him.

Chapter End!
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