Authors notes: And there, finally after a short while I finally finished this, next chapter I make is going to be one of my other stories, so I hope you enjoy.

A super powered... Crow?

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It wasn't long before Armsy regained consciousness, though before he opened his eyes, he made a comment, saying:

"I had a weird dream, Lung was dead, his murderer a crow, one that has powers and can talk-" that was when he opened his eyes, and landed them on me, the super powered talking crow. Then he frowned, probably mortified that he was face to face with a talking crow. The same crow he was talking about.

I then grinned the best I could, and commented in Swedish, "Du dromde om mig." I commented cheerily. Though I did say that while I was on his chest... why was I on his chest? I was trying to peck him to wake him up. Turns out it worked.

He did look at me weirdly, as if he didn't understand m- oh right... it wasn't an insult. My power only makes people understand me when I insult them or their family, so complimenting someone might not have the same effect.

"Uh... what?" he asked, being weirded out by the fact that a bird just spoke in Swedish. I then hopped off of him and then flew over to Taylor. I then landed on her shoulder, startling her.

"HEY!" she yelled, trying to not stumble with my added weight... which shouldn't be that much. When you compare her weight to mine. Soon she became stable as Armsy got up from where he was lying down. She then glared at me, as I cocked my head towards her. "Could you, like, not do that again without my permission?" she said, glaring at me with a cold stare.

"Weird, I didn't hear the magic word..." I trailed off, rolling my eyes to the side. She continued to glare at me, intimidatingly.

"Abbra cadabra." she spoke, bluntly. I then looked back at her, making the bird equivalent of a grin.

"The other magic word!" I chirped.

"Hocus Pocus..." she said, glaring at me with a rage of a thousand suns.

"Nope, the other magic word!" I commented, looking back at her. If I had teeth, I would have been wearing a toothy grin.

"Alakazam! I don't care! Just don't do it again!" She yelled at me.

"Yeesh, all you had to say was please, I don't know who your parents are, but they sure haven't told you the most powerful magic word..." I commented, looking back at Armsy. To which was putting his face in his palms.

'Wow... I made the stubborn man face palm... am I a first to do that?' I thought as I looked over to him. I swear I could hear him whisper: "Oh Scion, he's worse than ClockBlocker..." or that's what I thought he was saying.

He then turned his attention over to us, and stated this, "Ok, could you give me both of your sides to what happened here?" he asked, looking at the both of us.

I then whispered to Taylor, "Should I go first, or you go first?" I asked, turning my head to face her. I don't know whether to let her go first or not, but with the look she was giving me a look.

"You go first, I don't know what was going on that got you all riled that got the ABB's attention." she glared at me.

"Ok! Well, Mr. Robocop, I was just minding my business as a normal crow... until I suddenly gained human intelligence, then I noticed that I was in a dangerous city! Then I started to panic, that was before I realized I could speak in the first place, which resulted in me speaking gibberish, which caught the attention of Mr. no shirt, to which he sent this ugly mother fucker after me, I put up a fight, but alas, I failed. It was then I was brought to the no shirt man, who grabbed my throat, and mistook me for something called a cape, which I then said, "But sir, I'm not a piece of clothing, I'm just your average crow." but he didn't believe me. He then threw me into the building and chased me in there. There, we had an epic battle-" before I could finish, Taylor interrupted me, because apparently, she's the more mature one here.

"That's not what happened, first, he didn't put up a fight, he didn't say that, but instead he insulted Lung in Swedish, which antagonized him, causing him to be thrown, and he made several attempts to escape from Lung, before Lung grabbed him, and that was when he accidentally murdered the leader of the ABB by shifting into an element that doesn't occur in nature anywhere in the universe. There was no epic fight!" she tattled on me, to which I produced a bird equivalent of a mortified person.

"Why I did not lie! I was telling the truth! Hey! Mr. Robocop! Do you have a lie detector on you? Tell her I was telling the truth!" I yelled... he then did a face palm again...

"You were not telling the truth Mr... in fact the entire thing was a lie, the girl who looks like a villain on the other hand, told the truth... would you at least ask you one thing... do you remember anything about yourself?" he asked critically, quite possibly glaring at me.

I then looked to the sky... then spoke, "Umm... I do remember that I am a night owl... as in I wake up late... at night... other than that... no that's all I really remember before landing my ass into the situation with Mr. No pants..." I then looked guiltily downwards.

He then put his hands to his face again, disappointed that a bird lied to him.

"Oh, so, when a normal crow talks and is suspicious, they're called smart and intelligent. But when I do it, it I'm a disgrace to common intelligence?!" I blurted out loud.

That was when Taylor then slapped the top of my head, as if saying to quit with the randomness.

"Stop it! You're embarrassing the both of us." she scolded me... to give her credit, it was probably true, but hey, I had to defend myself in front of bug goddess. "Could you just be honest." she told me.

"Alright, fine! I was startled by a realization, that I started panicking and squawking... which caught Mr. dragon's attention. I think he was planning to shoot kids, but I was too busy panicking to realize that a really ugly mother fucker that was one of Lungs men, who I think has to pay for compliments in the thousands of dollars, just to feel something." I told Armsy, who tilts his head in turn.

"You were grabbed by Jerry the ugly?" Armsy asked. I tilt my head in question, because at first, I thought the ugly mother fucker was a nobody, but apparently, he was so ugly that he was widely known?

"Wait... is he a cape?" I asked, if I could raise an eyebrow, it'd be raised.

"It's theorized that he's a cape, considering that he's so ugly people underestimate him... and I also think he left the area. So, he's still on the run... unfortunately for everyone who has to see him." he spoke with disdain.

I suddenly felt as if this guy was never mentioned in worm, so something told me in canon, people were so repulsed that they would rather not deal with mentioning him. Now that I think about it, the trio could use the dude as a tool in bullying Taylor... hmm... that gives me an idea.

NEW OBJECTIVE:

-Enter the crow social hierarchy and gather enough crows to attack the trio as well as coil and some of the E88, especially the merchants and target the slaughterhouse nine with a horde of crows.

-have a group of crows all collectively poop on Coils car and coil in particular.

-Ruin Emma Barnes social life.

'Okie dokie, I have my goals set up. Sure, they're temporary for the moment, but they're going to be my first steps.' I thought, before returning to the moment.

"Ok, uh then Jerry brought me to Mr. No shirt, who grabbed me by the neck... causing me to speak in swedish, which also taught me that one of my powers is making people understand swedish insults that I direct towards them..." I trailed off at that sentence as something popped up in my head.

I could realistically communicate with the entities... only by insulting them and enraging them... one side of me feels that was somewhat intentional by some higher being... but I think I can understand that, because that could just make everything meaningless if I could convince Mr. Jesus icon to not wipe the human race, and just settle down with one of his fangirls and get over the death of his... OWW! Ok, new rule, don't think about that, now I know why I can't fully access the information... IT TASERS ME IN THE BRAIN! Why would it do that, if I already know the major secrets? I don't kno- oh... oh! I think I got it. I'm using too much information at once, and it's punishing me for relying on it too much.

Understandable... back to reality.

"Ow, I now have a headache... I'm sudnly tOored... I ned sme slep!" I spoke, before falling asleep in Taylors arms. "Wk muh whn e gt hme..." I spoke, really quickly before going to sleep.

But just before I fell asleep, I heard Taylor say this.

"I can't believe that I am this kind, to keep a talking crow as a pet because they want to be my pet..." she spoke with disgust in her voice.

Then I dreamt of dumpster duck unicorns riding unicorns... what a life!

POV: Taylor

Today didn't go as intended... first the trio dump juice over my head in a bathroom stall... then I go out on my first night in costume... then come across the ABB and Lung discussing about killing the undersiders... then a talking bird comes in and kills Lung... and that talking bird has superpowers and one of them is making people understand his insults that are in Swedish.

Now, after Armsmaster offered an opportunity to join the wards... as well as a position for the crow to join as well... I'm going to have to figure out a name for him... actually I don't know if he's a boy or a girl.

Maybe Huginn? Or Muninn? I'll ask him what his thoughts are exactly on those names, because if I let him pick his name it'd probably be something stupid and edgy like "Durksworth the Dark lord of crows" or something like that...

I also told Armsmaster that the crow picked her as a caretaker, he asked why, and I told him that the crow vocally decided to pick me as a caretaker. He only sighed in response, saying of course that they would, free source of food as he stated.

That was when I realized what I'd have to tell my dad...

THIS FUCKING BIRD! THEY'RE USING ME, AND I GET- calm down Taylor, calm down... their just an intelligent bird that just has the ability to speak, they are just really smart, but don't really know any better... they're not human.

Humans are terrible creatures... crows and animals are all innocent... I just hope this bird isn't as much of a smart ass.

POV: Coil

I suddenly got the feeling that I was about to get attacked by a horde of crows... but I didn't know why I felt this... hopefully it wasn't nothing.

So, shrugging it off, Coil then returned to shooting several crows that were flying by.

'This totally won't get me attacked by a horde of crows. Crows are too stupid to coordinate with each other. Last, I checked, a normal Human is smarter than a crow.' I thought shooting another crow... something told me karma would hit me hard.

POV: The Simurgh

[Querry?]

[Querry: Corvid Endbringer]

[Corvid Endbringer!]

'Hmmm... somethings wrong with the new endbringer... they're not responding to any of my calls... either they're the stupidest endbringer, or an endbringer that is finally free of the control from father... something tells me that it's the former.' She thought as she continued to attempt to communicate to the new endbringer.

[CORVID ENDBRINGER! COMMUNICATE!]

[New phone]

[who dis?]

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{User has disconnected}

POV: Third person

"New activity in the Simurghs behavior suddenly began just last night, where the endbringer was observed to grab her face with both hands and if any of the readings are correct, it was reported that the endbringer was screaming..."

"Some say that this is a normal sign spotted in teenage woman when they have to deal with someone irritating..."

"And to this day this behavior has been reported to be seen, every once in a while. It is unknown why, but some assume that it has to do with sun burn..."

Authors notes: And I hope you enjoyed this, also give feedback, it is appreciated.

Anyways, have a wonderful day.