The Erected Seer
Luna was sitting in her compartment alone. Originally she sat with a bunch of her yearmates, but they bullied her into finding a compartment of her own. She wasn't even mad about it… those kids just couldn't understand some aspects of life. Luna, on the other hand realized that many things weren't what they were publicly known. Her new change for example would surely be unpopular, but she was glad she did it either way. It opened up so many new possibilities…
She heard the door open, and when she turned there was Hermione Granger, a close friend of Luna.
"Luna, are you okay? I saw the mean kids were chasing you away earlier."
Luna smiled at her. She was so kind to her…
"Thank you Hermione. It doesn't matter now, it's not like they know what Snorkacks are, and they even doubt that they exist."
Hermione looked a bit thrown off by this statement, furrowing her brows, but Luna found it cute. So cute it actually excited her…
"Umm… Luna, I'm not sure they exist but that's not point, did they hurt you?"
"So cute…" Luna thought as she felt something deep down twitch a bit.
"There are things no one knows about, Hermione, but they still exist." she misceviously smiled at the bushy-haired girl, who looked puzzled, a sight which fascinated Luna.
"Yes, I knew it! For example there's Gaunt's Four Law; people thought it was nonsense until just a few years ago when William Senki proved that object often…"
"I was talking about more concrete things, Hermione." Luna said, when she had a sudden idea. "I could prove it to you right here, if you want me to."
"Oh?"
"Hermione, what do you know about female genitals?"
"What?"
"Female genitals. Both the common one and the rare one."
"Luna, what are you talking about?" Hermione asked with a red face. "There's no thing such as a rare one, there's only one."
Luna giggled at her.
"Wrong. You are too narrow-minded, Hermione."
Now she really felt something harden down there, urging her to give in to her instincts.
"Prove me wrong then." Hermione looked at her skeptical.
Luna grinned, as she stood up, and started to slowly caress the now definitely visible bump in her skirt, which in turn made Hermione gape at her.
Luna was still grinning at Hermione, as she slowly removed her skirt.
"Don't worry Hermione, you will never forget this."