this is the tale of hidan and kakuzu, the growth of their love/hate relationship, and all the bumps and snags they hit along the way. rated for hidan's maouth and yaoi. kakuhidan

“You’re planning a wedding for your best friend and the love of your life,” Ino thought to herself. “Are you really okay with that?” Even though her head knew the answer, her heart knew better....

short little bit of itadei fluff. oneshot.

wherein itachi comes across a depressed deidara, who's thinking of his deceased lover, sasori. itadei, yaoi, oneshot.

hidan's birthday! how do he and kakuzu celebrate? kakuhidan, fluff, oneshot.

darkish kakuhidan. blood looks gorgeous on any surface; be it pure white snow, or human skin. yaoi, oneshot

it's team zombie's anniversary, and kakuzu has decided to do something nice for them. kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot

Sakura decides that Sasuke's sperm is evil. :: Sasuke x Sakura :: Humor and shameless pokes at womankind's plight.

sweet little bit of kakuhidan fluff, excuse the shortness. as always, rated for hidan's language

wherein a certain jashinist grows horny with no one around, and must make due with what's at hand X3 kakuhidan, oneshot, yaoi

kakuhidan, dark, only songfic i've ever written, and let's hope it stays that way. based on the amazing song with teh same title by avenged sevenfold.

wherein rock lee travels to suna to see his favorite redhead for some "fun"-and then faces the consequences! leegaa, lee x gaara, yaoi

On a mission, Sakura finds her way to a small village on the border, and because of that, Orochimaru's base. What she finds deep down in the cellars of this forgotten place are the embodiment of all she used to love and all she's come to hate. Oneshot.

what happens when hidan's favorite joke goes too far? peinhidan, a bit of kakuhidan at the end. yaoi, oneshot.

pein and konan depserately need to go out for a night, but what happens when the base is left in t in capable hands of the other members? oneshot, bits of fluff, nothing much though if you don't go for shounen-ai/yaoi

exactly what it sounds like, pervs. itadei, and strange as it sounds sasudei in later parts. yaoi, DLDR, complete for now, but may turn into a series later on...

wherein a horny uchiha drags a certain blonde into a nearby closet for some "fun". itadei, yaoi, oneshot.

strange pairing, i know. hard to write, but it grows on you after a time. kakukisa, then kisaita. oneshot, yaoi, DLDR

Um amor proibido, duas raças distintas... Poderá existir amor entre os temiveis seres da noite e nós humanos? sasuhina

student-teacher smex! between two very unlikely akatsuki members X3 AU, kakukisa with a little sasodei thrown in for fun. oneshot, yaoi

pein x konan, peinkonan fic. dedicated to the sweetest hetero pairing in naruto. AU, the title's pretty self-explanitory. konan ends up away from her love; this is what happens to her tortured soul. oneshot, fluff, implied harder stuff

very old kisaita fluff. itachi dislikes storms, and acts like a total you-know-what around kisame. what happens when the weasel is caught outside in the rain? oneshot

this is what happens when an evil author gets bored and has the akatsuki at her disposal. if you don't have a sense of humor, leave now!

wherein kakuzu decides to get a guard dog. tragic if not humorous consequences befall hidan when he insults the little beast.

Time is differnt for each generation in Konoha still passing in the same rythem but so different. The child of Sasuke and Sakura is a beautiful girl with a burden to bare with Neji and Tentens only son. Orochimaru no longer wants Sasuke but his baby girl