OBVIOUSLY dedicated to AGENT SYDNEY ! Yessah. THESE ARE ALL CRACK FICS, hence the title...Coke...Den...Get it? Bah. With all crazy sorts of pairings that we adore! Woot! She wanted me to change the summary, but I can't remember what she wanted it to say.

Third installment of the Akatsuki stories! Hot off the presses! Also see The Akatsuki Stories, and Akatsuki Stories II: Akatsuki Reborn! Updates: ORGANIZATION IDOL: SEASON 2!

When falling in love with the next door neighbor Tenten learns the meaning of independency, hope, and moving on.

Naruto grew up in a hell he escaped in an unorthodox way, only to become what he had been accused of being for years. Sasuke is the only survivor of a village destroyed by a demon, and has sworn to avenge them. How are the two connected?

Memories are lost, but not all is forgotten. In a world of ninja, how will one shinigami boy survive. This is the story of his life, and the life he could have had. The story, of Uzumaki Saigon. Pairings so far are KibaTen NaruSaku and ShikaHina.

Birthday's are usually fun, unless of course you're name is Naruto Uzumaki. Find out what changes occur as he comes of age. Side to Castle Guards. Hope you enjoy. Complete for now, but might change if I decide to make it a compilation of oneshots.

Chapter 12 is up. The first stage of the Chunin Exam draws to a close and the next stage begins, putting Team Nine in the path of danger as all Teams are left to fend for themselves. Can they truly survive the Forest or will they die like so many before?

Sasori muses over his bad luck with partners and admits that Deidara is as close to the best thing he could get. -Warning for brain breakage and disturbing images of Orochimaru-

Deidara kidnaps Sakura as bait for Naruto. Will his captive become his affair? DeiSaku

sasunarusasu sasuke wishs upon a falling star . . .

Sakura just can't seem to keep her old sensei in bed, despite how high his fever is. KakaSaku

Kakashi contemplates his life and how he got there. KakaSaku with slight SasuSaku

Spending time alone in the evenings is hard when you have children who never want to sleep. KakaSaku Rated M just to be on the safe side.

10 years of war have left the leaf a wasteland. With the help of the Kyuubi, Naruto will travel back in time to right the wrongs and save the leaf. NaruHina.

Sakura and Kakashi have an announcement to make that seems to spread through Konoha faster than Ino can gab about it. KakaSaku with slight GenmaTemari and ShikaIno

The tittle explains itself. Sakura is a beautiful girl and now she has to put up with this...the curse mark...erased memories...and losing a loved one. Can she deal with all this or is she going to wither away? Rated M FOR SAFETY! ON HOLD RIGHT NOW!

Sorry: To apologise and feel remorse for. Ino Yamanaka: A girl who has a lot to be sorry for.

Drabbles of the Naruto fandom. Warnings in each. Updated relatively frequently.

Sometimes, no matter how hard Naruto tries, there is no happy ending. And he may have to give up on all he’s ever wanted; his family back.

Resumo: U.A. e talvez tenha algum ooc Estavam sozinhos em casa quando, de repente, começou a chover. Não se sabe qual dos dois começou aquele pequeno jogo de sedução, mas também não importava. Nada importava, nem o fato de serem irmãos. Uchiha's Cest.

Definitivamente es de los mejores sueños húmedos que he tenido". Sasuke le hace una visita nocturna a Naruto, los motivos son desconocidos pero no hace falta cuestionarlos cuando el Uchiha ha comenzado a besarte ¿verdad? :SasukeNaruto: :Lemmon: :Semi UA:

Sasuke desobedece a su padre y esto lo lleva a recibir el castigo necesario.AVISO:Este fic contiene castigo corporal a menores."Spanking".

Chouji is in the hospital after the attempt to save Sasuke where Ino almost admits a deep feelings. Puppy love ChoIno

Stripper Naruto and Sasuke meet at a strip club one night and things start off with a bang. Too bad Naruto's in a "relationship" already. What to do? SASUNARU

what if naruto not only had one kyuubi but three naruhina onesided kibahina sasuhina others to be decided T for some sceanes up for adoption i cant find what i was going to do with this