When the Shinobi Rules were written, some were meant to be kept while others were meant to be broken. Each rule has a oneshot, telling the story of those who kept or didn't keep it. Some humorous, some angsty. Some AU, some future. Nonyaoi.

Naruto likes someone. No more than like, loves someone. He tries to ignore his feelings, afraid to ruin a friendship. How much control will Naruto have when he's snowed in his house with person he desires? Yaoi! OOC Not a high school fic! Teacher x Studen

ONESHOT- Sequel to Mistletoe Mishaps. Later on in life, but really what can mistletoe become? SakuSasu

Sad poem. Naruto's POV. It may be sad, but it's really SWEET! any other info is inside. Sasunaru.

It was Naptime in the Konoha Preschool and Sasuke and Naruto turned out to be the only ones without a blanket. There just so happened to be only one blanket left. Adorable SasuNaru and Evil Hinata-Chibi

It's all inside the NOTE. Sasunaru! Sweet, loving, Sasuke's POV. poem

Sasunaru! It's all inside, but you probably won't read my note so here. It's a sweet little poem from Sasuke to Naruto. YES! Sasuke can be sweet... BUT only for Naruto!

Hinata and Itachi have been dating for some time. Neji has been watching the entire time, he was among the first to realize her addiction. The first to notice it was onesided. The only to see her cry as she breaks - again and again. Hina/Ita

-Crack- A fight between the two great green beasts of konoha. LeeSakuGai

Because Sasuke doesn't really understand why his eyeballs need plucking. And Itachi isn't helping with his 'repressed insanity' finally showing itself. All in all, its been a strange day. Spoiler for Uchiha Madara.

This is where I'll put request stories. The themes are actually pretty interesting. Rated M for language, and some sexual references.

In the course of his information-collecting, Jiraiya's encountered a variety of characters around the world, keeping many as contacts. But now, an odd contact needs his help... to write a guide book on shinobi?

On the run for her life, Sakura has been blamed for the death of her clan along with the Uchiha clan. Now in love with Sasori, the two now Sclass criminals fight to be together while Sakura battles with Itachi and Sasuke to try and have a normal life.

Four years since Naruto has returned to the village and now we get to see what has happened to the original rookie nine. Secrets will be revealed pairings will be made, a stirring revelation awaits.

A girl from another village has come to seek Naruto as a long ago friend... but is she hiding from a dark past and using Naruto and his team mates to help?

Finally, midnights where looking up for her.

Sasuke is gone and Naruto is lonely... BUT someone is there who loves him. Naruto still loves Sasuke, so when he comes back, how does the other guy feel? * other guy can be anyone from Naruto that's not Sasuke or Naruto * Angsty for other guy.

Ino x Sakura. Ino is particularly sensitive to Sakura in one sense.

Sometimes, sh-t just needs to happen for other sh-t to come out. Rated T for language and inappropriate humor.

Shippuden era. What if after the death of her sensei Ino decided she needed to get away from Kohona? Who would she find to train her? What if she ran across a pair of Akatsuki who decided to take her in for her ‘unique’ abilities?

Sasori and Sakura were friends 7 years ago,and they finally meet again. But it's not so great because what Sasori calls friendship is what Sakura calls an obsession.Some Gaasaku

Things have never been easy for Naruto to decide, especially with most people trying to hurt him all the time. But now that everyone is paying attention him things have become even harder to do. Ugh whats a blonde to do. Rated M for language/later lemons.

She was completely invading his personal space right now. "…Neji?" Neji's lips were pulled tight in a grimace.He never lost his cool. Ever. And he wasn't about to lose the title of Mr. Cool because of his moronic, insanely attractive female teammate. NejiTenten

ZeTobi yaoi Aah, my soul is just as icy as you. I'm returning to life in your fingers..... Discontinued

Temari reflects on what used to be and what inevitably will. shikatema oneshot NOT a song-fic. I don't own Naruto or the band Garbage.