Things go downhill quick after Naruto meets Itachi in a bar. Drinking, sex, and a fair amount of stupidity. NaruIta yaoi. That's right, NaruIta. You're only going to read this because you're curious. Now with more stupidity! ItaNaru.

A series of drabbles. SasuSaku so far.

When a mysterious person comes to town requesting a mission from the Hokage, how will they react to his request? And how does he know about the Village of Cloud when he isn't a ninja? Possible pairings later. OOCnes will ensue just a little. On Hiatus until further notice. Possible abandonment due to loss of original storyboard reference materials.

AU One shot! After saying yes to a drama role, Sasuke find himself regretting it instantly. Mild Shonen ai..

[ShikaIno] Shikamaru muses about the two of them and realizes that they are, to cut it short, two rather dissimilar people.

[Oneshot] For so long, he tried to earn her love and capture her heart. And now, in one moment, she realized that he had done so a long time ago. [DeiOC]

Technical rules and regulations saw this fanfic posted on my account. From Meno, legendary mod of Engi no Jutsu come the Shitty Fanfiction.

SHOUNENAI. OROZAKU. Everyone wants to be worth something, and to Zaku worth was determined on an entirely different scale.

It's just a little poem to Sasuke from Sakura.

A fall festival. A dark alley. Two incredibly ubersexy teens.SasuNaru, mentions of LeeSaku and IruKaka

Rain does the oddest of things to people, not even a stubborn Uchiha can resist. Especially when a soaking kunoichi turns her attentions on him...'SasuxSaku'...'Naruto'

Oneshot. A rather cute fic of when Orochimaru and Tsunade were kids. My firstever Naruto fic, so be good. R&R, too! If you think it's a pairing, well, it's not.

Naruto and Sasuke are up to no good again, but Kakashi isn't going to let them get away with it.

Just like the title says...Supah crazy chattin' yo! Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

[KakaIru]Kakashi needs help on how to tell Iruka how he feels. But who's going to help him? And what is he going to do?

[GaaraKiba] In which Kiba hates the village of Suna, and Akamaru doesn't help.

[KisaSasu fic] When Sasuke goes looking for Itachi, he comes across something just as dangerous. Potential Uchihacest and noncon ahoy!

Oneshot Kakashi's thoughts on a certain pinkhaired kunoichi. Short fic, sorta poem structured, but more story like than anything. Lol. Please be kind.

Neji and Ino have a converstation late one night. NejiIno

Temari hurts because of her life. Her siblings, her dead parents. And she knows she can never be with the boy she likes. So how does she deal? ShikaTem fluff.

Oneshot. NejiHinata. Nothing graphic, just mentioned it passing reference. Reflecting on Neji and Hinata's past, present, and future.

Tsunade is not a hero. She is a leader and a healer, but she is not a hero. [loose prequel to Sixth, ShikamaruSakura, oneshot]

Neji and Tenten adjust to the pitterpatter of little feet. Pure, unadulterated, fluffy WAFFness. [chapter 2 up]

Haruno Sakura, on her first day of Konoha High, Is endangered by Perverts! Utter Chaos! SasuSaku NaruHina OOC ShikaIno NejiTen TemaShika RR. You will only see mainly SasuSaku first few chapters.

It all started with Operation Inpending Doom Two... but with Zim? No. Sasuke? Yes. Now he's to take over Earth for his 'Leaders', Orochimaru and Kabuto. InvaderZimNaruto crossover