What. The. Hell? Sasuke stared. He just saved a girl and SHE wants to grant him 3 wishes! What's a boy to do when all he wants is to get away from the crazy girl he accidently rescued? Chapter 8 up! ...yes, I know, FINALLY!

Depois de uma desilução,Hinata sai de Konoha com alguêm,um ano depois volta,com sua personalidade totalmente mudada e sabendo jutsus e tecnicas fantasticas,mas quem é a pessoa com quem Hinata saiu junto?Por que saiu?E como aprendeu todas essas tecnicas?va

A bit of speculation on my part as to how Orochimaru got his sword, Kusinagi. It's short and it's not my usual humourous fare. Read if you so desire.

Naruto makes himself at home and it sucks to be Kakashi. [Implied NarutoSasuke. Sequel to Avoiding the Issue]

AU, crackfic, Why you shouldn't invite the Naruto characters for smoothies. All characters OOC in their own way. All character bashing.

The conquest of the hidden villages by Dosu and the village hidden in the sound.

AU. Naruto being adopted by the Snake Sannin Orochimaru. Difference: Oro is a good guy.

Naruto has cookies. Sasuke took one. Fluff, SxN

[NejixTenten][Oneshot]A morte um caminho para fracos ou uma soluçao?tenten tenta se matar...e descobre a resposta dessa pergunta obscura...

Kakashi and Gai are about to go on a mission and everyone is in the Hokage's office. Then, EA decides to come in and make an annoucement. How is everyone going to react? Especially Kakashi and his currnet girlfriend.... OneShot

Drabble, Neji/Ten. "E eu aposto que você não consegue dizer à ela... Acho que não tem coragem!"

Dur de résumé… Sasuke s’en va, Sakura déprime, Shino la console, ça commence comme ça en tout cas… Je pense qu'ils se cherchent un peu tous une raison d'exister... SakuShino, KibaHina, SasuNaru

I know it ends without a true ending but I lost intrest in it gomen.. besides it's my first fan fic and it sucks really bad maybe I'll rewrite it someday

When he writes a note on the inside of a scroll, Neji finds another person who hates the Main House too. NOT A Oneshot

But that was hard to do with Sasuke running in the wrong direction, Naruto's blood decorating the underbrush, and Sakura screaming to God in his arms. [oneshot]

les chansons que pourraient bien siffloter nos ninjas préférés quand ils vont bosser ... rien que de très débile,mais sans risques d'épidémies...

Why? Why did you leave me?

After Lee is rejected for what seems like the millionth time, Ino takes pity on him and decides to help him in her own little way. RUN LEE RUN AWAY!

Shikamaru never did achieve his ambitions, but what he's got is close enough. Oneshot, Shikatem.

Jiraiya hopes Naruto isn't the only one being haunted by ghosts. mild, implied sasunaru.

One of the first things Sasuke learns in Sound Village is that Kabuto is more dangerous than Orochimaru. KabutoSasuke

Shikamaru, Temari, her brothers and the practical semantics of love. ShikaTem

Hum ... Que dire que dire ...Eh ben, delire sans nom a lire.... Imaginez Hinata ... Imaginez un cerisier ... mettez la première sur le deuxième et ... TADAAAAAAAM !

Drabble When it's your story, you should write it with love. Team 7 centric.

Drabble The last five years of Sasuke's life measured in minutes and mistakes.