This should get a few laughs. The only adult content should be shirts-taking-off. This is just a product of a bored mind.

Jiraiya was stupefied when he found out that Icha Icha Paradise wasn't selling anymore. Will he find out the reason why and then solve this impending doom? One thing is for certain, he will need guinea pigs...

Dumping ground for drabbles that I don't quite like. [angst] [romance] [humor]

Tenten plucks Lee's eyebrows...while giving Hinata guy advice...while being mad at Neji. She really is a miracle worker. Short one-shot. Hints of various pairings.

When you apply for a program, here's what not to write Naruto style. (it will have somewhat of a plot i promise!)R&R

Sakura goes on a dinner date with Gaara. It's an anniversary present for my husband. I chose Gaara because my husband has red hair. (One Shot)

{SasuSaku: Humor, Mystery, Angst} A story of hope and determination, Team 7 learns things about themselves they never knew existed.

[NejiSaku] Seasons flow and melt into the next and, along with them, so do the changes between one silver eyed genius and one would be medic nin.

Slight AU. In the presence of demons, under the guidance of a Sharingan master, a band of young ninja will become legends. NOT ItaSasu.

Years later. Haruno Sakura is sent on a stealth mission. She is to blend in with the underworld; to become a ‘Lady of the Night.’ What would Sasuke have to say about this? She’s about to find out! :: Mature situations.

You were my first... and I hope you make me your last. NS

Hinata cresceu, e tudo a sua volta mudou. Uma nova garota nasceu, mas a chegada de um, também novo, Naruto pode por todas as suas defesas no chão e traz de novo antigas sensações. [FluffyEcchi] [NarutoHinata]

OneShot. My first Naruto fic. Don't fully know why, but I ended up writing something resembling a ChoujiHinata fic. Well, at least I'm writing...

[Hatake Sakumo had killed himself while Kakashi was still very young. Though it had started before that, really.] angsty oneshot

Neji knows he can't win.

Sasuke e Sakura marcam um encontro, como todos os namorados fazem, mas o que acontecerá se o herdeiro Uchiha começar a adquirir os maus hábitos de seu ex-sensei, Hatake Kakashi? Dedicada a Uchiha Sakura-chan, como presente de aniversário!

Hinata Is a criminal A-Missing Nin on the Run. What happens whe she appears in another world where she is married to Naruto? chapter 13 up[NaruHina]

Tayuya centric, dark. She hates Orochimaru. She hates everyone around her. She hates how she’s just a toy to everyone else. She hates her life. Rated for Tayuya’s cursing and adult themes.

Uchiha Sasuke had his parents killed before his very eyes. Will he be able to be happy, despite the hardships he's faced with? REPOSTEDITED SasuSaku NaruIno

[ItaSaku]On the nights that he visited,it all felt like a reoccuring dream. He'd come, then he'd leave only to return the next night. Sakura felt enraptured by the elder Uchiha's seduction.

Tradition was the one thing they had to hold on to...a very short KakaSaku oneshot.

AU; The city of Konoha is one filled with crime. Uchiha Sasuke rejoins his brother, Itachi, to become part of his syndicate. In the mist of danger, he meets Sakura. His brother's fiancee. SasuSakuIta

Brinkmanship: The policy of pusinf something to the edge or'brink' of disaster. My own little thoughts on Naruto, Garra and the fact one person can make the biggest diffrence.

[I love you ... and always will.] Sasuke thinks about Itachi and the past after their fight at the hotel.

Deception. Seduction. Assassination. Espionage. It's an intricate game, and the smallest misstep could mean death at best, civil war at worst. But don't worry. They're kunoichi, and they're good at what they do. [abandoned]