James Bond gets down with some sexy celebrities This is still in progress…

Since his debut in 1953, James Bond, aka Agent 007, has gathered fans from all corners of the world, whether it be his books or movies, the point is that everyone loves him (or did at some point in their life). As such, here's my second song parody to serve as a tribute to England's most famous secret agent/spy. Thank you, Mr. Bond, for being such memorable icon of pop-culture!

To say that GoldenEye 007 was one of my favorite N64 video games (as well as for other players too), would be a gross understatement of the year. With it being 25 years since the it out, whether it was the game's single-player or multiplayer aspects, I feel the urge and need to just sing and praise how EXCELLENT of a video game it was back then and still is to this very day.

Pi Day was one of Q's favorite holidays, since the day was also his birthday, unbeknownst to most of his colleagues. Flashes back from 2016 to 1991. Features Q as both an adult and a baby, plus the OC family I've made up for him. Bright Star 'verse. Silly fluff. Written for Pi Day (March 14th).

Being a sentinel has its advantages in the field. Being soulbonded with another sentinel... not so much. When Alec zones out on a mission, it means trouble for his relationship with Bond. James Bond/Alec Trevelyan/Q

The death of Franz Sanchez has global consequences in the drug world. Bond also escapes armed agents from MI6 and M after he resigned to continue his revenge following the death of Della, the shark attack on his loyal CIA ally and close friend Felix Leiter. After M's return to London after Bond briefly disappeared from the radar after his escape from Hemingway House.

What if Bond survived a missile strike? What if someone else survived a long descent into H20? What if someone has the real footage? What if I never stop asking these stupid questions? Parody of sorts, a short story. In-progress.

What if Bond survived a missile strike? What if the world is at stake? A short story/parody. In-progress, but updated a bit. One new chapter and Mathilde now speaks French like she should, and there's a little bit of a new chapter where Pam is friends with Paloma.

"Were you expecting an exploding pen? We don't really go in for that sort of thing anymore." Q and the exploding pen, in 2016 (Chapter 1) and 1993 (Chapter 2). Bright Star 'verse.

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Bond meets Kate at Felix and Della's wedding reception. Set throughout and after Licence to Kill, will contain spoilers.

In the Janus Syndicate, the only law was that of its shadowy head. One of his enforcers knew better than to fight against the iron hand holding her by the throat, and incur the wrath of a man with whom the penalty for treason was death. But when a certain rogue agent turned out to be her chance to leave it all behind, she realized the path to her revenge was waiting dead ahead.

"SilverEye": Janus Syndicate operative, hoping to escape from her employer's clutches. She soon meets with a dangerous rival, and finds herself into a deadly crossfire... Who can be trusted? The Lienz Cossack, or the Rogue Agent? (Reunion of GoldenEye and GoldenEye Rogue Agent)

So this drunk Soviet General had a sense of comradeship, after all. It just took soft fur, pointy ears and a bushy tail to draw it out.

The last time Vesper had seen the leader of Quantum it was all stark white walls and blinding xenon lights. No, this rusty tramp was nothing like the naked cell from their last conversation. Vesper was different this time around, too. Less desperate, millions in her grasp and no innocence left to lose.

In which Bond has time to live, Madeleine has time to forgive and Mathilde asks for a story.

In a strange place, James Bond comes face-to-face with ghosts of his past. What follows is an escalation into frantic fire and fury – and the inescapable shadow of Death closing in on him.

1999. Even extremely competent hacker-quartermasters had to be…less competent at one point. Features nine-year-old Q and his exasperated father. Part of my Bright Star 'verse, but may stand alone. Posted in honor of Data Privacy Day (Jan. 28).

Now free of any impending and world-ending threat, the Bond family start adjusting themselves to the challenges of the new life ahead of them. Post No Time To die and Time To Live.

Before Bond was 007, before a young boffin was Quartermaster, they met on a mission. From then on, their future is linked but how might this chance mission change their interactions? Will it push them together or pull them further apart? 00Q. Whishaw!Q/Craig!Bond.

"How can he be a spy? He spends his days sat at a desk!" She shrieked as soon as the news had settled in. Q smirked, continuing the hacking he was doing as he spoke back to her. "Your father would rather blow a desk up than sit at one, believe me on that front." NOW CONTINUED INTO NO TIME TO DIE

Chapter 2

007 has needs. He needs a new deck of cards when he's getting ready to face Le Chiffre. He needs his tuxedo cleaned after beating up some baddies. Percival Pensworth, a Field Operation Officer Liaison (F.O.O.L.), can satisfy those needs.

1990. Ex-CIA and ex-DEA agent Ivar Bryce drops in on his old friend Damien Drake (agent 007 of MI6) at the request of Q, and is confronted by a rather loud (but small) surprise. Bright Star 'verse, featuring Baby Q (the Q from Skyfall when he was a baby, if you're not familiar with my 'verse).

Amor et melle et felle est fecundissimus Love is rich with both honey and venom [Act I, Scene I - Cistellaria]