[NOTE: This is a rewrite of The Good, The Bad, and the Robotic.] Makina and Doc are two special robots with the ability to think and feel like a human. No longer bound by programming to be an obedient machine, they must fight alongside the mercenaries who are tasked to kill them, all in the name of finding freedom.

Sniper has an annoyingly unprofessional problem on his hands, and seeks to remedy it. Spy, however, does not react well to his solution. Things...escalate from there. Enemies to Friends to More

Good Dads taking care of some orphaned raccoons.

At risk of being deported, Saxton Hale needs to get his green card to stay in America and keep running Mann Co. However, his best idea is marry an American for citizenship, an American who just happens to be Scout. When the CEO begins threatening the team, Scout turns to Sniper for help to avoid being pressured into the marriage. But Sniper has a plan-Destination: Las Vegas

When the embers fade, look to the ashes. Remember what they were. Where there was once life, there can be life again, if you will only seek it. [There Is A Season - Book IV of IV]

Soldier loses the War, but is given another chance. And another. And another and another.

Scout makes hash brownies but a few go missing, causing some...interesting information to be revealed at dinner-in front of the whole team. Or: Sniper is a professional with standards, but even though feelings are NOT part of the job, he really wants Scout.

One has to learn to take the bad with the good. Even the prettiest, most fragile rose can wield the most vicious of thorns. The question then remains: is it worth the pain, the trouble, the pricked fingers and scratched skin to keep that flower alive? Can a balance be found, or must sacrifices be made for the good of all involved?

"He reached out his hand to the Sniper, who grabbed it unceremoniously and pulled the Spy into a tight grip. For a moment, the two locked eyes. Then, they were enveloped by a blinding light." The Sniper, bored as ever and looking for something to entertain him, decides to fuse with the Spy. What starts out as a way to spice up a battle twists into something much more for both men.

General Jane Doe of Cerulea can't shake his past, and on a visit to the neighboring kingdom of Scarland, it comes back to haunt him in dangerous way. Who is this mysterious Scarlet Prince, and what is his interest in Jane?

When Scout brags to his team that he cannot be caught due to his speed, Sniper decides to take his friend down a peg and issues him a challenge-evade his capture for 5 days, and Sniper will do anything the runner wants. Scout accepts the bet-how could he not-but when Sniper's pursuit forces hidden feelings to the surface, how will this effect their relationship?

SPOILERS FROM THE COMICS I guess. It seems the team knows the real relationship between Spy and Scout, but how? This is my take on it. Oneshot. Preview by KRedous on DeviantArt.

After a humiliating defeat, Jeremy, a poor unlucky Scout from Resident-Server 0514, had a bad mood, which only could be changed by watching his crush play in the championship finale of the Frag Games. The next day a big surprise awaits him in his last box of cereal. Scoutcest M/M, protagonist looks like Cover Image

RED Fem Pyro experiences a fever dream after taking a pain tonic given to her by RED's Medic. RED and BLU Scout decide to "help" Pyro feel better. ZESTY Lemons commence. M/F/M

The Mercs are getting a new member of the of the team welcome Ashikaga a samurai from Osaka, Japan Ash is a skilled Swordsman apart of RED, Ash main goal is finding his brother can RED handle the newest member? can Ash find his brother? Will we ever get the Heavy Update already! So prepare for some of the coolest or dumbest things you'll see of our lovable Mercs

Based on the comics. The TFC hasn't seen each other in decades, but a new mission brings them back into action. "CHeavy" gets in touch with his old friend and teammate. Another translation of an old work. Oneshot.

Drabble that is part of a series of short stories published years ago in Spanish. Where do the mercs go after they die and before they respawn? Preview image by biggreenpepper on DeviantArt

"Scout, do you remember what happened?" The disappearance of his team, the destruction of their base, and add in the unusual jumpy and paranoid behavior of the typically brash Bostonian and you now have a recipe for something that Sniper knew was not covered in the contracts he had signed.

Drabble that is part of a series of short stories published years ago in Spanish. A little memory of Sniper between him and his father. The name is a headcanon of mine. Preview image by the-french-belphegor on Tumblr

RED Fem Pyro finds Scout's "secret spot" one night on Mossrock. They bond over a can of Bonk! and the importance of family. May become M later (for lemons).

In the most screwed up rom-coms of all time, Medic has a massive crush on Heavy, and it's annoying as hell. (Trigger warning for lots of violence, gore, mentions of homophobia, some bad jokes about sex, slight ooc and one explanation about why date-r#pe is bad) Now has a spotify playlist:

A compilation of oneshots/drabbles about the mercs' fathers, how they influenced them. Filled with personal headcanons, of course. K plus because there is some violence and death. NOW COMPLETE.

Scout awakens from a curse to find himself in a world he barely recognizes, however has been in throughout the entirety of his life. Rejecting that the world is as dark as it seems, the only person he can turn to is the enemy Spy.

Baguette to my Wine A Coolstuff x Spy fanfic, by Lil' Boneless Pizza Coolstuff, the Spy Main goes to the gym for his daily mile run, but he bumps into his newly found lover-boy, The Spy. And trust me, they REALLY kick it off

40 years ago, the Gravel Wars ended with the deaths of the Mann Brothers, along the retirement of Mann Co.. An effort following those events was made to fix up the damage left behind by it by a family, though, in an ironic twist of fate, both brothers of that family are about to repeat the same mistake as the Mann Brothers did, and the new mercenaries are about to meet the past.