A response to the challenge issued by ladygris and theicemenace: Write a one-shot no less than 500 words and no more than 1000 words in length that begins AND ends with the phrase "It was a dark and storm night."

Manhood: indicative of power and responsibility; a status often achieved from outwitting or overpowering an opponent and showing the ability to handle complicated situations in life. Not just for boys anymore.

This is my answer to the challenge proposed by ladygris and theicemenace. It began one dark and stormy night...

Challenge accepted! I begin and end with "It was a dark and stormy night". My first Stargate Atlantis fic, please, be gentle. John, Rodney and Ronon meet in the Atlantis hall.

Rodney gets himself knocked up by the local Automated Sperm Bank. Now he gets to 'experience' what many woman wish their significant MALE other could.

It is Earth-Day and Keller is missing all the festivities.

A planet is terrorized by giant, pink bunnies, and Sheppard's team comes to the rescue.

"Snikt! Weir galnced down at John's hand just as he retracted his claws. A single drop of blood fell to the floor." After days of sleeplessness, tension was rising on Atlantis and when everyone around you have mutant powers, keeping peace was impossible!

Three drabbles involving a genius scientist and his friends.

He still wondered sometimes how he ended up here and now, in a galaxy not his own, fighting wars of someone else's choosing and passion.

An unscheduled off-world activation throws the last living Atlantean into the midsts of the Atlantis team. Carson is amazed with her genetics. Ronon is enthralled by her ancient beauty. And John is doing everything he can to keep his hands to himself. {On Hiatus}

The definition of a brother is not determined by whom your related. Takes place in the ending scene of Outcast. Shep Whump incl. but light. Short drabble.

Sheppard suffers an emotional trauma from the events of Phantoms.

The Atlantis team find themselves trapped in an underground world full of hostile people and creatures. Shep whump. COMPLETE.

On a normal off world mission, the team run into a runner but is she more trouble then she's worth and dose she really want the Atlantis lifestyle?

Elizabeth went off world with another team and goes missing. John's team help to find her later that day. Awful summary, I know. One shot. J/E UST.

Lives are jeopardized when a dispute among the Atlantis medical staff interferes with an off-world mission. Can Dr. Keller's perfect match, whomever he may be, save her and her nurses in time? Told from the POV of dwparsnip's Nurse Sandy.

The IOA targets Rodney and Jennifer for their relationship, and it's up to Woolsey to defend them.

After the hardships of the Pegasus Galaxy, Ronon and John go in search of its wonders. But what are they really seeking?

A collection of drabbles focused on Atlantis and her characters. I frequently write crack, but it's amusing crack.

Second Season backstory woven around episodes "Coup d'Etat" and "Michael." Insights on Keller's arrival, Lorne's life, McKay's Ancient technology find and Beckett's new creation.

Während des Winterschlafs hält nur eine geringe Anzahl von Wraith Wache - doch Guide/Todd hat für Bonewhite/Kenny einen speziellen Auftrag, den es zu erfüllen gilt. Reine Wraith-FF, keine Menschen! Abgeschlossen!

Rodney engages in a fight to defend Jennifer's honor.

A revisit of Brainstorm and what occurs next for my favorite pair. Definitely McKeller. Adding an epilogue currently.

Blood! Pain! Torture! Semi-naked dancing! Carrots! 9 x short fics written for stargateland's bingo challenge over on LiveJournal. All are gen. All but one are Rodney centric whumpfics.