What happens when the Doctor's companions buy him phones and force him to learn how to use them? Chaos, hilarity, sassing, and a boatload of shouting! If you've ever wondered what the Doctor and his best friends might chat about in their down time, the best place to find out is here. Come read about the extraordinary texting lives of our favorite Time Lord and his saucy companions!

This is a series of plots and one-shots that revolve around the 12th Doctor and his Impossible Girl, Clara. What will happen when the Doctor has to face down a horde of angry squirrels? When he gets sick and Clara has to take care of him? When he and Clara investigate the Hindenburg? Come find out! Whouffaldi-ness increases with each chapter. Skip to chap. 9 if you want oneshots.

Why is River so certain that the Doctor will always catch her when she falls? This is where it starts...

River Song makes the Doctor promise something. Short but sweet.

Clara and the Doctor end up on an unknown planet. Everyone has turned into... animals? The two time travellers end up turning into animals themselves. Can they control themselves before the animal takes over from the inside? Missy can't help but barf at the Doctor and Clara's relationship. Established Relationship between Twelve and Clara. Post Hell Bent. SPACE MARRIED!

A collection of untitled DW ficlets, written for various prompts.

The Doctor has stepped in it again and now he and Clara are stuck in a cave in the dead of winter with only a hot spring to keep them warm. As the temperature goes down outside, things start to heat up inside. When clothes start coming off, Doctor tries not to look, but things quickly change from awkward to sexy.

The Doctor had finally found serenity. Drabble.

Anthony Williams, adopted son of Amelia and Rory Williams, has a normal life in a normal place with normal friends, oblivious to the life his parents had once had. Then one day, on his nineteenth birthday, his sister shows up. Suddenly his whole life gets turned upside a by a one Mrs. River Song.

There is a penguin, that is all you need to know.

Collection of drabbles, featuring the Doctor x Rose.

Harry tells Sarah Jane about an upcoming UNIT party, the Doctor turns paranoid, and Sarah comes to a sad realization about her travels with the Doctor. Friendship, fluff, and a touch of angst between Sarah and the Fourth Doctor.

One-hundred and sixty days into their marriage, Rose realized that something was about to change between her and the Doctor.

He had saved your life that day and ever since you had travelled with him, through time and space. Yet, there is a burning ache slowly destroying you from inside. Why does everyone fall in love with the Doctor? Why did you? The Doctor, everlastingly hiding his feelings, confesses finally of his everything; from his nature to the hurt his losses caused him...to...

After taking a school fieldtrip to the museum of magical and mythical lost artifacts, Cassie develops her own shrink ray for her school science fair. However she accidentally shrinks herself along with the rest of her siblings and a bunch of gigantic creepy crawlers (cryptics) are unleashed upon them!

Clara Oswald is young and ready to live her life. On her travels around the world, she happens to bump into aspiring business owner John Smith. They spend the night together and six years later, they happen to cross paths again.

Shortly after the events of New Earth the Doctor and Rose discuss regeneration.

Being a reluctant lab rat for a company running secret, illegal and often painful and morally wrong, human experiments is frankly not very fun at all. Though the company you can end up around isn't always so bad.

The two of you had just escaped from a villain that dealt in psychiatric manipulation. It only had you in its power for a moment, perhaps just under a minute, but it had resurfaced old memories that had never resolved in your mind. As you are paralyzed by your own mind, the Doctor tries to bring you back to the present. Critiques VERY welcome. Help me make this better, pls

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Rose and the Doctor (not Tentoo, but Ten himself) discover an ancient rock with a prophecy on it that says that they are destined to be together forever. Of course they are delighted, but this changes both their lives in ways they couldn't possibly have imagined before.

The Doctor receives a distress call from a crashing ship, but he arrives too late to save it. In the wreckage he discovers a sole survivor, a small human boy in the tight grip of his dead mother. Whilst finding him a home, the Doctor has to look after him. The problem is, he has no idea how human children work. [Major whump: Ten]

Alternative ending to Journey's End. What would happen if Rose decided to take action when she saw the TARDIS disappearing?

An impromptu trip inspired by Rose's idea leads to personal topics the Doctor never quite expected. Even though he probably should.

The Doctor has met Rose Tyler in all his regenerations he just doesn't remember. The Doctor finds out some unsettling things. Not good at summaries.