A series of wibbley-wobbley, timey-wimey unrelated or semi-related Crack!one-shots from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint. Featuring OC!everyone! Enjoy, sweeties! Warning: some stories may be slightly more mature, but I'm going to try to stay PG13.XD

Sandy's life has been to say the most, average. But when she turns twelve, she meets the Doctor, and he pops in and out of her life, as he goes along his way, while she is left to take the long way. But when she does become his companion, she finds out there's still a bunch more out there than what she knew.

An average twentysomething stumbles upon a sonic screwdriver in the warehouse where she works. A wallflower by nature, Erin doesn't understand why she is drawn to the time traveler's instrument and what it means. But as the Doctor says, "in nine hundred years of time and space, he's never met anyone who wasn't important before..."

Missy answers a call from her old friend John asking her to bring with her some photography equipment for the scoop of a lifetime. She's unsure why he's done so until she discovers who it is that's sleeping on the reporter's couch: the missing princess Clarita Oswalda. [Roman Holiday AU]

When Amber Dreamcatcher a young Immortal with a TARDIS has her already crazy life turned upside-down when she meets the Doctor when on a mission from Torchwood: Break into UNIT, hack the security systems, and secure an Osterhagen key, without getting killed. She will meet old friends and make new ones, when she comes to terms with her past and who she is Time to Stop Running

Bonjour. Enchanté de vous rencontrer. Voulez vous être mon ami? Il ne vous suffit que de cligner!

The night before Christmas with a Doctor Who twist.

There are some questions with no easy answers. Post-Doomsday drabble, one-shot.

Eventual M Post Hell Bent, but before the Husbands of River Song which doesn't happen after this story! The Doctor contracts a mystery virus causing him agonising pain, confusion and sensory alteration. He is in desperate need of advanced Time Lord medicine but he's travelling alone with no-one but the TARDIS to help him. Prohibited from taking him back to Gallifrey she does the ne

When he invited her to join him in the TARDIS, the Doctor made Rose a silent promise - that he wouldn't leave her. Three times he reminded her of that promise. Three Ten/Rose one-shots, set in series 2. Spoilers up until The Satan Pit.

Some time ago, the Doctor's bad driving stranded a companion hours away from where she wanted to be. It turns out his navigation between multiple universes isn't much better.

From The Casebook Of Madame Vastra. Despite the sometimes alarming nature of their cases, only one such stayed with Madame Vastra throughout her long life and that was the case of Frederick Calverley and the Mandarin's pearl.

Jasmine is just your regular teenage girl who studies hard and strives for a better future. But when the unexpected happens and an impossible man literally comes crashing into her life, Jasmine's future becomes much more strange and very much more exciting than she would've once thought. This is a story of the adventures of the impossible man and one of his greatest fans.

There's beauty in water falling from the sky. Drabble, set in the 1940s, after 7x05

The Doctor is having a hard time coming to terms with his new face. Prepared to let his own two hearts stop beating, he suddenly remembers he has four more.

This is a Doctor Who AU of the movie Stardust. If you haven't seen it, I suggest you watch it now. It follows the adventures of a country girl named Rose, who on her journey to acquire a star for her love Jimmy Stone, meets a most unusual man.

Clara had always heard the Doctor talk about the Time War. She had even visited it for a brief moment in time. However, he never mentions what he had to do during the war. Because of this, Clara takes matters into her own hands. First section takes place between "Last Christmas" and "The Magician's Apprentice", with the latter during "Before the Flood" and "The Girl Who Died".

"I'd give anything for a guy to look at me like that." - Donna Noble

In a universe in which the Doctor ran into one Rose Tyler once more. Unfortunately, it was just after his best mates Amy and Rory had been taken away. Eleventh/Rose One-Shot

Episode: Human Nature; Timothy Latimer makes a decision after seeing the vision of Martha Jones from the future when she bumps into him. Will John Smith finally believe that the Doctor is more than just a dream?

The Doctor misses his and River's anniversary and promises to do better next year, but time might have its own plans. Slight angsty ending.

The Doctor has regenerated and now Clara has to come to terms with what that might mean. Slight Whouffle if you blink.

Set during The Power Of Three when The Doctor came to stay. He knows he has been a nuisance lately and decides to make it up to his friends. Slight fluff and friendship.

When life gets too hard, sometimes all you need is a hand to hold. Doctor Who oneshot from the eyes of a stranger.

He hardly sleeps but when he does, she treasures it.