Who doesn't want a lil' Banana Split? The crackiest of ships, Yang x Neo. Warning: Severe crack fic. Relies heavily on references to Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, although not an actual crossover. Enjoy at your own discretion. Rated T for suggestive content and pure insanity. (And yes, I'm well aware the Banana Split/Hellsing Ultimate crowd is a fairly niche audience.) (Baked Alaska)

Recovery is a long process, made worse by an empty stomach. That should be rectified.

Yang drags Blake and the rest of the team to an animal adoption festival in Vale Square. While playing with the cats, Blake is sprayed with catnip and reverts to cat instincts for a whole day. Hilarity ensues. Does not account for Vol. 2 at all.

If he wanted a reason why she hated his father than Salem would gladly give her son the reason, she will have no filter and she will be straightforward. After all, it was the only way they could bond... One- Shot

Christmas, a time for Port to confuse Krampus for Santa, Yang to wear a santa costume, Emerald to steal things, Mercury to cry (while stuffing his face with ice-cream), Cinder to do evil stuff and Ozpin to get in a few laughs. Yeah, Raye is going to have a Ho-Ho-HELL of a time this year. M for language. Part of the RWBY Meets World AU (but can be read as a standalone piece).

The Manager just wanted to work and pay his rent, he never expected to struggle to keep Cinder and Jaune from killing each other, trying to help Glynda with paperwork and dodge Yang's inevitable hijinks. When the Hunters and Huntresses of Remnant set up shop in his apartment building what will he do? Prepare for absurdity, foodfights, party crashers and the occasional yakuza grunt.

All Jaune Arc ever wanted to do was to enter Beacon and become a hero, but Arcs don't give up just because people see through their fake transcripts! After months of hard work, he finally manages to enter Beacon... as the Supreme Commander and Glorious Leader of a twice-reformed organization now threatening to engulf Remnant in an all-out world war. Uhh, Oops? Move over, Cinder.

Small Tumblr Prompt ficlet. Weiss wants to know why everyone keeps calling her Ice Queen. Blake has an answer. Monochrome.

Random One-Shots or Short Stories about what Team RWBY and friends do during their free time. Standard White Rose, Bumblebee, Arkos and Renora are included with purchase. Original Characters as well. Chapter 18: Christmas Time with Team ARAA. No longer limited to just Random One Shots, this story will now Compliment "PNA Project Prometheus"

Tumblr Prompt. Blake wants to know if what she and Weiss have is real or if Weiss is interested in Neptune. Monochrome.

Short Tumblr prompt. Blake takes Weiss to her fav bookstore.

White Rose Tumblr prompt. Ruby hears strange noises in her house and her things mysteriously move without her touching them. So, one day, she decides to try figuring out what's going on.

Based on Cinderfell's tumblr post. It's Family Day at Beacon, but the parents of some students don't show for various reasons. So, Taiyang takes it upon himself to be everyone's dad for the day.

This sparse, cold steppe is an unforgiving death field for the weak. Being the frontline noble commander of contested land, Weiss Schnee is anything but weak. Or perhaps her weakness doesn't come in shape of cold steel blade, but a rosy woman with warmth of heath's wild summer. (On hold for error fixing and plot detailing)

How could this girl love her that much, she was just a normal girl with normal knees. But this love knew no bounds as they're bonded for life, till death do them part. Milk and cereal one-shot.

Weiss looks out a window and longs for more than a not so picture perfect life. A poem idea I had at midnight.

Yang had always known her mother was seeing someone for the past months but when she finally meets the person, it wasn't exactly who she thought it was.

"I uh... I didn't really need one, right?" The figure asked with a nervous laugh, pulling down their hood. "I mean, of course I need an invitation to enter the actual party- but uh, I didn't think I'd need one to enter your room- not that I'd ever walk into your room uninvited of course even though I... just sort of... did..." "Ruby."

A Stoic Russian stereotype, a Psychopath, an Electronic Musician with over 85 counts of disturbing the peace, and a Bounty Hunter who watched way too many westerns become an unlikely team in Beacon Academy. First Fic, tried my best to not make it cringe. Review if you want more, but don't expect much.

Remnant's new Seasonal Maidens fight the darkest being ever known. Will they win or will humanity forever lay in jeopardy?

Christmas is just around the corner for team RWBY, with classes finaly finished they quickly got their room decorated ready for Christmas. Can the team keep its hyper active leader busy enough untill Christmas day? Will they Protect Ruby's child like innorcent of Christmas? and will Ruby ever catch Santa who knows. Let the count down begin. FeunesRuby

My own OC RWBY Team. RWBY is the property of Rooster Teeth. Rated T for Language, Violence, and might have some Yuri in it. I decided to make it just the trailers. Now, Volume 1 of this start will start sometime in the future.

Thanksgiving is a tradition at Beacon and all of the Kingdoms or Remnant, it is a time to come together and feast and have fun... but sometimes the students definition of fun is... interesting to say the least.

Christmas for the three was always such a happy time, friends and family coming together. But after her death it seemed to be a drag, they dreaded the day when the 25th came. But they all started to realize as well, in a world full of Grimm they were happy that she was no longer in it. So she wouldn't have to suffer anymore. One-Shot, Ladybug and Freezerburn.

Semblance. The unique ability that comes from a person's Aura. For every person there is a different one. Since it is a reflection of the soul it can say a lot about a person and their character. So what do you says when a Semblance causes a young girl to dream of nothing but petals and weapons?