He's always been rubbish at weddings, especially his own. Spoilers for "The Wedding of River Song".

What if the hand in the jar didn't turn into a duplicate of the Doctor, but instead turned into a duplicate of Donna? It'll be cracktastic!

Want a story written? Got an Idea but no time to write it? Send me a prompt and I'll do my best to meet your needs! Details inside.

"Donna, Noble Donna, do you hear us in your dreams?/Does your heart cry out against a world as empty as it seems?/ Oh Donna, Noble Donna, she who came to right our wrong,/ We're still singing in your honor, though you cannot hear our song!" Spoilers 4x13

"We say it's for the thrills and chills, / For handsome faces, stunning eyes, / To see whom this week's monster kills… / But deep inside we know we lie." The real reason we watch DW, in 28 lines of rhyming poetry. No spoilers, warnings, or pairings.

The Day after Christmas, two days for Madge The Doctor comes back, and bares a tiny bit of his heart to her. The number one rule? The Doctor Lies. But he's too good-hearted to let anyone believe them for long. Implied 11/River

A quick look at what every Doctor Who fan does...

A series of 100 stories about the Doctor and Rose. Ratings will vary, and will most likely be at 'M' before all this is over; just a warning . Also, most of these are 10/Rose, but may have some 9/Rose as well. R/R if you want; I love feedback! :

Based around the idea that the Wolf and the Girl eat Grandmother together in some of the earlier versions of 'Little Red Riding Hood'. Set during 'Last of the Time Lords'.

Donna saved all of Creation seemingly on her own. Well, not quite. The Doctor isn't prepared to see what became of his old hand... My own contribution for the Alternate Handy Fanfic Challenge I issued on LiveJournal.

11 becomes one with his TARDIS on a whole new level of the meaning

Amy has left Rory to run off with the Doctor. But now he's traveling with the tenth doctor to make sense of everything. Who knows what could happen?

River Song appears on the TARDIS to fix the ending of Season 4. Crack!fic

What would the man who witnesses life and death every moment do if he knew that his act was over and another was to begin.

9/13 A sick little girl might hold the key to a terrible murder. But something darker still, something new and petty and selfish, is fighting for her silence, and her heart.

The Doctor feared the knowledge of what was in the room than the room itself. Exactly what was in his Room in 'The God Complex?

He's a different man. Ten II/Rose.

"Doctor... my Doctor..." Rose whimpered, her eyes never leaving the blood. His blood. Her mum came, holding her, rubbing her back, but not saying anything. There was nothing she could say. The Doctor had been kidnapped. M for torture scenes.

Immediately after he says goodbye to her on Bad Wolf Bay, the Doctor goes back to Rose's flat at the Powell Estate to clean out the pieces of her life containing him or any other alien technology out. AU because he hasn't met Donna.

Rose takes a sick day from Torchwood and the Doctor plays his own special brand of nurse-maid. A semi-sequel to "Of Camphor and Colds."

It may not be a romantic Christmas day, but it was something. A brief interlude from my story Morning Star. Kat and the Doctor celebrate in the way only they can. R and R! Dedicated to those awesome people who read Morning Star. Enjoy! T to be paranoid.

They resurrected the Master for the Time War - more or less. Snippet.

A drabble inspired by The Doctor's Wife. What would realistically happen if Jack ever tried anything with Sexy.

After Amy is taken to Demons Run, Rory struggles with his jealousies and fears.

The new Administrative Warden of Stormcage Prison stops by his office after hours, only to find an unexpected visitor waiting to discuss arrangements for the prison's newest inmate.