An old fic that I wrote several years ago that I am posting now as a parody. What not to do in a LOTR fic! LegolasxOC. Rated T for one badly written lemon.

Namo the Lord of Mandos visists a dark soul within his Halls. A dark AU. Part of my 'Ringbearer' universe.

Faramir, Lord Steward of Gondor obtains the permission of Éomer, King of the Mark to marry his sister Éowyn Shieldarm. When Éomer has some misgivings, Imrahil, Prince of Dol Amroth steps in.

When they thought they could be togther, their duty and race kept the two apart. Wow, I suck at summaries. This is Aragorn and Legolas story. BL, Lemon, and possibly S&M. First chapter is pretty clean but if I don't get lazy and go on, it'll get,strange?

Well, they do say revenge is a dish better served cold, and I couldn't find a better way to chill mine down... Legolas and the twins have a Snowball Fight.

Prince Legolas arrives in Rivendell with a major surprise for Lord Elrond, but as so often, things do not run smoothly for either. With danger and prejudice from all angles, can the future parents rise to the challenge? M-preg. COMPLETE.

Qué sucedería si Frodo Bolsón tuviera una hermana viviendo con él en Bolsón Cerrado? Y si uno de sus amigos la apreciara aún más de lo que él cree? Precuela de mi propia versión de LOTR con este personaje adicional. REVIEWS PLEASE. HISTORIA COMPLETA

Quand Frodon est parti, il a laissé Sam, Pippin et Merry. Quelques temps après, ceux-ci regrettent leur aventure et décident de partir pour une nouvelle. Seulement, ce n'est pas aussi facile.

Legolas finds a wounded elf in Helms Deep. Who is she and why does she seem familiar? Mary Sue warning. Au warning.

Pippin runs away from his abusive father, and comes back 17 years later. Not the best summery, I know, but the story is very good. PLEASE R&R, I'm kinda new at this thing, need advice.rated T to be safe

After the War of the Ring, life is supposed to be all roses and peaceful walks. But for our favourite elf, roses only hide the bees, and peaceful walks are in short supply.

Can a Dark Lord's greatest servant be redeemed? The Witch-King's final thoughts and subsequent realization of how miserable his life has been after Eowyn kills him. He finds himself grateful that it happened. Please read and review. OLDER Fan-Fic.

What does Thranduil think of on lonely nights? A short drabble based on what I think Thranduil might think of just before the start of the Lord of the Rings

Legolas promised himself to a young elleth long ago, now it comes to the time of their marriage, will it go through? Or will the demons that haunt her win her over to the hall of Mandos? Legomance, rated M for later chapters

Andowen, daughter of Lady Galadriel has always loved Legolas and he has loved her. Andowen finds herself amist the fellowship when they come to Lorien. What help will Andowen be to the fellowship? Will she and Legolas last? Mature, LegolasxOC, romance.

Various misteps and adventures of tour groups plowing their way through Arda with the MBDTA. There might actually be a story along with it!

Elrond finds something that makes him remember. A sequel to "In The House of Elrond".

Five years after the war of the ring, Jaessa and Pippin recieve disturbing news from Gandalf that they are being hunted by a new threat and must leave their beloved home. Also, Merry might have found a girl. Sequel to Can You Turn My Black Roses Red?

Madre elfa padre Ainur, ella...un arma. Realmente el fuego es su destino... ¿Quièn pensaria que pudiera enloquecer?... bueno, ¿Quièn no lo piensa ya?... Despues de la guerra del anillo... Tendrá algún futuro que disfrutar o todo acabara... Completo

After returning home from Gondor, Éomer presents his son, Elfwine, with a gift. Set several years after the events in Return of the King. Written for fictactoe 1.2 off on the wrong foot.

How much mischief can two boys cause? Plenty when they are the crown prince of Gondor and the Steward's heir. Eldarion and Elboron embark on an adventure and find out that life has many lessons to learn. Rated T for safety

Sie war schön, mit ihrem gondorianischen schwarzen Haar und ihren rohirrimschen eisblauen Augen, aber auch von einer kühlen Entferntheit. - Elessars Sohn verliebt sich im schönen Ithilien in die Tochter des Truchsessen.

After villains die, where do they go? Sauron is about to find out just how annoying the afterlife can be. ONE SHOT.

Beawyn and Maowyn are the only survivors of a village raid. They escape to Fangorn Forest where they meet the three hunters. Romance and Drama ensue. Aragorn/OC.

Joey of Slipknot/Murderdolls and Rumil of Lothlorien LotR know not but a fool's love.