A treasure from my old files, something I never dared publish before: A Slash version of my Evil Elrond fanfic 'Almost Human'. Enjoy! Pairings: Elrond/Legolas, Elrond/Glorfindel, Elrond/lots of male elves.

My unifinished attempt in making readers to see how Mary-Sueish Niphredil is... this was going to be some grand allegory about the war in Iraq...

My worst Mary-Sue ever. Read at your peril. I'm posting this because I need to know if there's ANYTHING good in this story at all. Comment, and be honest - I am not afraid of harsh critique. I wrote this many, many years ago.

Elessar is dead, his daughter wanders in the wild lost in grief, she comes upon an almost forgotten place....

He made her happy. And she had screamed his name, and he knew it would never be another's name. It would always be his. I own nothing.

Legolas finds a lost young dwarf whilst on a hunt. Gimli laughs at the concept of Legolas playing the role of a father. The idea becomes more favourable when he finds out she is his daughter! Is our favourite dwarf father material?

I translated Lord Alfred Tennyson's poem "The Lady of Shalott" into Sindarin, as if it was being sung by an Elf of Doriath. I managed to preserve the 8-beat meter and the rhyming-scheme of the original poem! Retranslated

Eowyn and Faramir are happily married. Or so everyone thought. She has something important to tell him. Little did he know, Eowyn had a secret. A dark secret, concerning a certain King of Gondor. A poem.

Caught in the middle of the swell of darkness, two lovers of ambiguous descent have to fight their nature in order to save Middle earth from themselves, and each other.

A mysterious rogue elf maiden shows up in Rivendell. She forms a bond with Elrond after staying as a guest in his house. Could this be the REAL love he has been looking for for thousands of years? Just a quick story i wrote. and its my first story

Familiar things now seem unfamiliar

A/U. Continues Maeren's life, twelve years after Full Circle. She's the Warden in the Houses of Healing in Edoras and finds herself in another very sketchy predicament, only this time, she's in deep with an Elf.

La suite de ma première parodie. Celle-ci commence à devenir sérieuse même si certains délires restes un peu comme ma tête en fait . Donc, cette fois, perdus dans une forêt, et il peut s'en passé des choses dans une forêt.

Set late third age in a southern city state ruled by a king of Numenorean descent; introducing the Princess Zimraphel who has adventures to come in the fourth age.

Boromir goes to Imladris for a dream- and spends most of the trip hating himself for it. Read as he is tormented by his horse and the Man-hating wilds of Eriador. Who knew that Rangers were so untidy? NOW WITH SEQUEL!

A story of how Faramir's visions affected his relationships with Boromir and Denethor, and how Boromir protected Faramir. H/C. Bookverse. As always, reviews are greatly appreciated!

"You were once not much different from a hobbit."

The title says all. Condensed, spoofed and modernized, this story is perfect for those of you who don't like 1000 page books. Please Read and Review!

*COMPLETE*Haldir/Éomer-Haldir awakens in Éomer a latent desire the horse lord never knew existed...Rated M for a few...moments-nothing graphic or explicit

Una storia che racconta come i sangue di Elendil sia sopravvissuto, come il Fattore Maggot sembra conoscere tante cose sul mondo esterno la Contea e come Tom Bombadil sembra conoscere il Fattore Maggot

What odd happenstance, two women drive a jeep into the Golden Woods on their way to a camping trip. Of all the gin joints in the world, it just had to be this one... Rated T for cussing & some angst that snuck its way in there. HIATUS, sorry.

As Aragorn proceeds with the Fellowship towards Mordor, he examines his relationship with everyone in his life and the meaning of those relationships to him. Chapter Two follows Aragorn and the hobbits as they journey to Rivendell.

Aria a young girl with a secret, see how it changes the heart of a favorite Elf prince. See what changes she brings to the fellowship. LagolasXoc EowynXoc later on Enjoy! Review!

A What-if story about if the Orcs did start to regain strength and had chosen a king to lay waste to the Lands of Men. Can King Eldarion put down this dark Orc King before they again lay waste to the Middle-earth? I do not own LOTR! Please R&R! Up for adoption.

The Fellowship shares stories about the ways they celebrated one of nature's most important turning points.