Something really stupid I wrote because I need to entertain myself. There's a bit of swearing my dear children. Flame if you like! :D

You know those stories in which Legolas and Aragorn fall in love, get married and have a baby. This one isn't like that.

Sam takes Rose to the shores of Middle Earth, and she beholds the sea. First posted at Stories of Arda.

Over the years, some additions were made to the Red Boook that was kept by the Fairbairns of Westmarch. This is the first and greatest of these additions: a tale of forsaken wizards, lost dragons, bodiless Hellspawn, and of course, hobbits!

Legolas, a little seven year old elfling, disobeys his father and goes deep into Mirkwood's forest. There he falls into the black stream that causes him get something that no Elf in MiddleEarth has gotten before, ill.

A Chieftain of Harad seeks peace with Gondor after the War, but he is hindered by his son, a renegade warlord determined to stop the alliance. Allusions to torture, angst in later chapters.

Eine fiktive Kurzgeschichte über schöpferische Phantasie und literarische Ursprünge. Diesmal keine Parodie, keine Satire, sondern gaaanz langweilig ernstgemeint. Und sowieso nur für Tolkienkenner von Interesse.

A elderly Sam visits his garden one last time.

Kallindo's plans for building a peaceful, comfortable life for himself in Valinor are distrupted by a young, naive, and audacious elf maiden who is determined to help him do more than just survive eternity. Ch23: The Turning Point of Joy REVISED... NoSlas

Mary Sue writes a letter to Fanfiction telling them that she is upset at how authors on their site for depicting her wrongfully. SUE BASHER!

FIC FINIE. Ou l'on découvre la Fin de Legolas, et une toute petite part des Horreurs que lui faisait subir Thranduil...

Gandalf en Legolas zijn, compleet in roze pakjes, verzeild geraakt in de woestijn, terwijl ze naar het centrum willen om te shoppen.

After Sam goes to the Grey Havens, Frodo and Sam decide to take a trip back to the Shire. Please R&R, so I can know whether or not to post the next chapter. UPDATE CHAPTER 2 IS UP!

Aragorn must say a final goodbye to Legolas. Set in movieverse, a bit AU. Written for the March Teitho contest.

Historia AU, momentos en que el portador del anillo está parado en el Monte del Destino.

Cirdan speaks with Elrond about his decision to sail to Valinor.

I want to stay here, with the ones I love, and yet I want to sail. I am so confused, ada. My mind tells me the Sea, but my heart tells me to stay. It aches, ada. A Legolas story.Rated for safety

Aragorn comforts Faramir after Eowyn's death NO SLASH! part of the 'to have a friend' arc. Please review!

Éomer and Lothiriel: They first met on a moonlit night in Minas Tirith but their romance was not off to a smooth start, on the contrary. Will they make it despite Éowyn's well intended meddling and Lothiriel's annoying elder brother?

A father's final words, a mother's grief, a lordless kingdom, and the lovely daughter of a steward all become part of one young man's quest to discover the true duty of a king. Can Aragon's son, Eldarion, manage the challenge? Please R&R!

COMPLETE! Possibly one of the oddest LOTR love stories ever written. Set approximately six months after ROTK, all OCs, dooming me to obscurity, I know. Rated M for future updates, but NOT slash, I assure you!

What happens when Mary Sue falls into Middle Earth, and then… meets another Mary Sue already there?

Haldir OC: Following the escape of Gollum, and the subsequent departure of Legolas to inform others of the loss, Nuriathiel is sent to Lothlorien as chief councilor to King Thranduil, but only finds herself hindered by a Marchwarden.

When do you know a dream is no longer a dream? Movieverse. *Companion piece to 'Tears for a Gardener'*

Theodred, son of King Eomer, ponders his place in the scheme of things. ONESHOT. Part 74 of the Elfwine Chronicles.