The result of a challenge in Barliman's on theonering.net. I don't pretend that this is that wonderful...but have some fun with it! :)

A parody on 'Protectors of the Plot Continuum' Don't get me wrong, I love that fic, but this is funny. So my friends say. Plz R+R!

Another installment in my "Secret Diaries" series. Completely, outrageously silly. For fun only - no disrespect intended!!

Switching from Sam to Frodo's POV, what would have happened if Frodo didn't take his friend with him. Includes Dido's "Here With Me" and N*SYNC's "Thinking of You." No slash.

Frodo reflects on his feelings for Sam. *non-slash* no plot, just an angsty POV

It's a beautiful summer day in Lothlorien, but a young elf has a dark secret. No slash. PG for abuse. All original characters, set in Middle-Earth.

The fellowship is on survivor.. duh

Yes,another Legolas love story.An elven maiden joins the Fellowship and captures the heart of Legolas.The true, loving, caring Legolas we love is exposed (not like that! yet) CHAPTER 10 NOW UP! PLEASE, I WANT MORE REVIEWS!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!! (hee hee)

A bunch of rabid fangirl authors' pet elves are misbehaving and the authors can't stand it anymore. Sounds like a job for J.R.R. Tolkien's Elfie Obedience School! R&R

Well, all you fangirls asked for it, Legolas has finally had enough and he's filed a report with the EPSME!

Emladrial finds true love with Mirkwood Prince, Legolas Greenleaf. R & R please! Oh, btw, this is not slash! But if I did write slash, it would be Haldir and Legolas! Ahem...yeah...

Um.......Legolas Greenleaf goes to the cheesecake factory. Please read, it's short and stupid, like me!! Review please!!!

At the battle of the Pelennor Fields, Eomer is thrown headfirst into the reality of the war.

After Return of the King, Legolas and Arwen talk. Some Slash.

Major spoilers for those who haven't read THE ABSOLUTE WHOLE SERIES A rather angsty piece, in the point of view of Samwise NOT slash. I don’t expect it to get a lot of reviews, but tell me what you think if you do o. I’m not sure why I rated

Add on from Jesse's point of view from Ariandir's 'there's an elf in my kitchen' That's a must read fic!

if you wanna know, you'll have to read

My name is Bill, and I am a pony. [Humor fic]

The thoughts of each member of the Fellowship as they awaken on their last morning in Lórien. One short chapter per character. NO slash, sex, profanity, or violence

A very young Legolas struggles to cope with the death of his mother. *Finshed*

umm... well yeah...

Sequel to "To You, I wrote; My Letters, Bitter." R-rating is immediate: very angsty, sad, implied A/L slash, etc... Aragorn feels horrid and contemplates many things... R/R, and enjoy!

An odd story that I wrote on a whim. It's not really a Legolas/Gimli, it was supposed to be more Aragorn/Legolas but Gimli gets all the action. Nothing graphic. It's more making fun of people.

A Hobbit's mind does strange things when he stays up late reading Elven scrolls on the second age ... SLASH - Bilbo/??

Through a strange turn of events, two unsuspecting girls are transported to an unlikely place (yes, it's one of *those* fics) R&R. Pwease?