What happens when your favorite characters drink energy drinks? Read and find out.

I have been tasked with writing down what transpires when a young lady by the name of Carmelita Spats plays Candy Crush Saga. You, however, have no such obligation, so if such a story causes you too much nausea, headaches, and/or uncontrollable yodeling, I urge you to read something happier. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket.

"What happened to Phil?" he asked, alarmed. "We need to talk," she responded. On her face she wore a deeply concerned expression that immediately troubled him. He said nothing, but gave a solemn nod in agreement. He was missing something here, and by the looks of things, it was rather big. Set during the Netflix version of "The Miserable Mill".

Film the history of VFD in an aboveground basement studio, co-starring Count Olaf & the Quagmires - what could go wrong? Violet thinks the Weather Machine is the key, if only she could figure out how it works, while Klaus wants to use the film to trap Olaf. Meanwhile, are they really safe under the Vaporous Flame Dampeners? Can they keep control of their own narrative?

Dear Reader, If you wish to never read one more word of the rude, violent, and filthy little girl Carmelita Spats then I suggest you do not read this story. With all Due Respect, Lemony Snicket.

Fire destroys.

Poem: As life dragged on, not even reading could give Klaus joy.

A missing scene that takes place during The Vile Village. Violet sneaks into prison in attempt to help Jacques escape.

Dear Netflix Production Studios... Cross-post on AO3

The super-secret totally out of canon convenient ending

Prompt fic. Klaus is well versed in the stories of heroes and villains. He knows how a hero is made, how a man is broken, but it only serves to make his own situation more frightening. Post Miserable Mill.

Lemony Snicket awakens from a disturbing nightmare at midnight.

The first time Sunny said those words she did not get what was so wrong with what she said in the first place. [The ever changing definition of family.] Family-centric oneshot.

Family one shot. Taking place after close's accident with Phill and before they figure out he was hypnotized. Violet consoles a guilty Klaus. Pure fluff. Please reveiw!

if happy endings are what you seek then this poetic collection is not for you. Lemony x Beatrice. also on wattpad under venusinourblood

Takes place at the end of "The Wide Window", and goes into "The Miserable Mill"-the story of how Olaf continued to go after the Baudelaires, with a few original additions to the story. Written in anticipation for the Netflix series coming out on January 13, 2017. Note: This WILL be a Violaf, but not with instant romance or forced marriages.

"And illness, like bowling balls and barbed wire, constrains you until you figure a way out of it. On a steamy train coming from Paltryville, Klaus Baudelaire sat. He did not know it yet, but he was about to be struck with an illness." After The Miserable Mill, Violet cares for two exhausted little siblings; but one of them might be ill post-hypnosis.

An introverted man, an insightful five-year-old, and an unexpected interaction. Read/Review!

Ellington Feint. Lemony Snicket. There was clearly something between them, something that could have changed the books if recorded. Here are the scenes that were sorely missed in All the Wrong Questions, books 3 and 4.

ASOUE Quagmire story

I welcome you to St. Ignatius Academy of New York, where Violet Baudelaire and Quigley Qugmire will learn not only about math, science and their families' dirty secrets, but also how to let people in and how to let people go. Here, you will see how they will overcome their fears in each others arms and how beautifully twisted the world is for children.

The Baudelaire children were known for their terrible luck. Adopted by a criminal, torn from family and friends, threats of death and danger, and cold cucumber soup. So what if they had plenty of good luck instead? Join the Baudelaires as they spend the summer with a mysterious relative named Count Olaf and go on all kinds of adventures. Rated T for infrequent swearing.

In an alliteratively named building, two shadowy men discuss the past, present, and future of the schism and the Baudelaires.

Yup, once again, another story where Violet couldn't save herself. M for smut of course

Violet is kidnapped by Count Olaf.