opening by newstardustdragon101
One Dream, One Wish
Naruto struggles against strong chains holding him within a cell, he flexes and pulls hard at them as the chains begin to crack and rip from the wall as he gives out a loud cry.
Kanaetai nara
Over The Top!
The title rises up as Jade flies through the air with a screaming Jackie and laughing Naruto.
Mitakoto mo nai sekai mezashi
Araburu namikaze koete
Tsukisusumanakya dame sa
Ichibannori shitain da
Shinpai toka atomawashi
Douse shoubu ichika bachika
A talisman flies through the sky as Naruto, Jackie and Jade chase after it as they do, Viper appears blowing a kiss while El Toro flexes his muscle and Paco jumps up with his arms raised and a smile on his face. Uncle strikes several martial arts poses, a large silhouette appears charging forward.
Aite ga dekaku mietara
Kokoro ga chijinderu shouko
Nigeru nante choisu wa nai
Ippo soba e chikadukun da
Namaiki tte homekotoba
Kitsui toki hodo warattoke
Naruto jumps into the air after the talisman drawing his blade, the enforcers appear with smirks on their faces next to Tohru and Hak-foo with serious expressions, lastly we see Valmont with Shendu's statue behind him.
Atarashi ashita
Sagashi ni ikitai no nara
Tobikkiri no jishin wo migaite
Tabi wo shita ashiato ga
Sou! Chizu ni kawaru made
Naruto and his friends ruh through the city chasing after the talisman.
Atarashii horizon
Hora susunde kita bun
Mabushisa to nanido ga joushou
Seven shadows each with crimson red eyes pass by as we come up towards the Dark Hands Headquarters where Shendu's statue resides 12 glowing orbs circle around him containing the talismans as his eyes glow brightly.
Yumeutsutsu de okose hurricane
Saa! Chaato kakimidase!
Jade flies through the sky, Jackie is hit with a pile-driver by El Toro, Naruto and Jade hold on to a speeding turtle, the Chan clan faces off with a giant Gnome Cop, Uncle stands his ground against a blazing eyed Hak foo, a fearful version of Jackie is standing off against a more aggressive version of him, finally Jade turns into a monkey.
One Dream, One Wish
Yume wa nigenai
Naruto stands alone as a crimson Kitsune stands across from him his eyes shine yellow as he lets out a roar as dark winds kick up around him.
Zenbu knock out!
Back in cell Naruto breaks free and jumps through the sky as Shendu stands in his full demon form roaring loudly as his claws extend towards the demon sorcerer who unleashes a stream of flames upon.
Over The Top!
Naruto and the Chan Clan all stand together in Uncle's Shop smiling as they each strike a fighting stance.
(Uncle's shop)
Naruto and Jade were talking in the garage while Uncle was tending to the shop
"Gah, what's taking him so long" Naruto said
"I mean it shouldn't take this long to get back from the Netherlands" Jade said
they then heard Naruto's phone ring which was a tone Jade recognized as Billie Jean
"You're a MJ fan?" Jade asked with a chuckle as she didn't know Naruto liked that kind of music
"….Shut up" Naruto said as he took out his phone "Dad I swear if your late because of Viper I'm gonna-"
"Relax my plane had a layover in Bavaria Jackie said over the phone
"Try to hurry up, we can't have Uncle's birthday without you" Naruto said
"..."
"Don't tell me you forgot!" Naruto yelled into the phone
"No of course not!!" Jackie yelled with a panicked tone
"…..Get him a present and if your gonna bring Viper make sure to tell Uncle you two are official" Naruto said before evade grabbed his arm and pulled the phone to her
"Yea otherwise we will" Jade said into the phone with a grin
Naruto got his arm back before hanging up
"So what did you get him?" Jade asked Naruto curiously
"You will see what about you?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"Well I have it split between this dried up lizard, or a origami dog" Jade said
"...Go with the dog since that's his sign" Naruto said with a sigh
"What's your sign, or do they not have zodiacs in japan" Jade asked
"Well I was born on October 10th, so I'm a tiger" Naruto said with a smile
"Well you have the whiskers" Jade said with a smile
"And what are you?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"Dragon" Jade said with a smile
"Fits you since your a hot headed tomboy" Naruto said with a snort
Jade scowled at this and cracked her fingers in a threatening manner "And you forget dragons eat anything they want."
"…..Should you buy dinner first? -OW!" Naruto yelled before Jade poked him in the eyes
"Quit being a smart ass and help me go buy Uncle's cake" Jade said with a scowl
"Yes your dragoness" Naruto said with a snicker
"Damn straight!" Jade yelled with a proud smile as they left to go pick up a cake from down the street
"Just don't go breathing fire on me." Naruto said with a smile at Jade as she laughed
(later)
Naruto Jade Jackie and Viper watched Uncle sit at a table as he looked at the presents they gave him
"Ahh a origami dog I love it Jade" Uncle said with a smile at the well made origami dog
"Huh I didn't think you had the skill for that miss dragon" Naruto said with a impressed tone
"You'd be surprised what I can do with these hands" Jade said with a proud smile
"……Nah too easy" Naruto said deciding to not make a obvious joke
"Aw he's growing up" Jackie said with a chuckle
"My turn!" Naruto said
Uncle took the present and opened it showing a framed picture of Uncle, Jackie and a kid Naruto
"Ah when Jackie first adopted you" Uncle said with a fond smile
"Yup I still remember when Naruto ate all your ramen and we found him in the pot" Jackie said with a smile
Jade suppressed a laugh at this as that was cute to her
"So what you and girlfriend bring Uncle?" Uncle asked Jackie
Jackie smiled as he took out a gift basket which had images of a pig on all the items inside
"Chocolates, really?" Naruto asked as that was a bit weak
"Chocolate stains my teeth and cheese…..none of your business" Uncle said with a unamused look
"And this, the dog talisman just like your sign." Jackie said
"Ah good now research" Uncle said as he took the talisman
Uncle me and Naruto got you a cake let's celebrate a little" Jade said with a frown
"I'll celebrate when I'm a year younger" Uncle said with a sigh as he went into the back room
"I think Uncle's age is getting to him." Naruto said with a sigh
"Let's just leave Uncle alone while we go get dinner" Viper said to the three of them
"yea it's best to leave Uncle alone" Jackie said as he led the two teens out of the shop
(the next day)
Naruto and Jackie were sparing inside there mini apartment in section 13 while Jade was eating chocolates from the gift basket
"Hey Jackie, what was Uncle like at your age?" Jade asked curiously wondering what Yung Uncle was like
"Well he was a lot like me." Jackie said with a smile as everyone either winced and shivered
"…..so your gonna be grouchy and smell like garlic when your old?" Jade asked with a raised eyebrow as that sounded like a nightmare
"Jade! respect your elders, both of us" Jackie said with a unamused look
"Just saying" Jade said as she unwrapped a chocolate
"Keep eating and your ass will get bigger" Naruto said with a snicker
"Hmph you'd like that wouldn't you." Jade said with a scoff ignoring Naruto since she was used to this by now and did like it when she caught his eye
Naruto looked at the chocolate before grabbing her hand before she could put it in her mouth
"Hey!"Jade yelled not willing to give up her chocolate
Naruto held it in his hand "What does that look like to you?" He asked as the two looked at it seeing it was…..
"A pig talisman?" Jackie asked surprised
"It's Friday so we're going!" Jade said with a excited smile
"To Germany!" Naruto said with his own smile
"Fine but we need to tell Uncle first" Jackie said with a sigh
(Uncle's shop)
"Hey Uncle we found a lead on a talisman so you should look up the pig talisman while we-" Jackie was saying as he walked in before he was interrupted
"Ah a adventure, just what this old man needs" Uncle said with a smile
"You… want to come?" Jackie asked as Uncle didn't like leaving his shop and even when forced he always complained about it
"Sure I have never seen Germany so I may as well go with help you keep the love birds in line" Uncle said with a teasing smile
"Hey!" Naruto and Jade yelled at this them both blushing
"Uncle quit playing around they are just friends" Jackie said with a chuckle at Uncle's joke as he waved his hands causing his elbow to knock over a vase
Uncle chuckled at this before he instantly caught the vase and instantly jumped to his feet putting the vase on the table
"Woah." Jade said surprised as she had never seen uncle like this
"Well, now let's go! We have a talisman to find!" Uncle said with a smile as he led the way out of the shop
Naruto smiled at this as he kinda liked this active side of uncle
(later in Bavaria)
The group walked in the village and looked around at all the pig stuff on display
"huh must be a mascot" Naruto said with a chuckle at seeing a guy in a mascot costume of a pig in green lederhosen
"Ok I'll go to the chocolate factory you three stay out of trouble" Jackie said to Uncle and the teens before he left them
"Don't take any lip from oompa loompas" Naruto said with a smile at his father
Jade and Uncle laughed at this while Jackie rolled his eyes before he left
"So what is there to do here?" Jade asked as they walked down the street
"Well there is dancing or eating some food" Naruto said gesturing to some people dancing nearby and some free food being put out for tourists
"D-dancing?" Jade stuttered out with a blush at the thought of dancing with Naruto
"Be glad we don't have to wear lederhosen." Naruto said before thinking of Jade in rather tight suspenders 'on second thought.' he thought wondering if he could convince her to wear it.
"Yummy!" Uncle said as he took a cheese sandwich and ate it with a smile
Naruto paused at this as he watched Uncle 'I have never seen Uncle eat cheese' he thought as Uncle always complained about much
"Ok Uncle what's going on?" Jade asked as she also noticed Uncle was acting strange
Uncle looked around looking to see if Jackie was around before reaching into his shirt and pulled out the dog talisman on a necklace
"The dog talisman?" Jade asked curiously
"The immortality talisman." Uncle said with a smile
Naruto's eyes widened at this "Woah now that's a power" he said as he whistled impressed
"So that explains a lot" Jade said with a smile
"You do realize you can't keep it Uncle" Naruto said
Uncle sighed at this as he nodded "I know Naruto I just wanted to re-experience my youth before I let section 13 lock it up" he said
"I know but–"
"Come on Naruto it's still his birthday, can't you just let him have one more youthful day?" Jade said thinking that Uncle deserved some peace of mind and not have to think about his age
Naruto looked at Jade and Uncle before he nodded "Yea I suppose so but still be careful ok?" he asked Uncle
Uncle nodded at this and smiled glad Naruto was understanding
"Ok you two stay here ill go get more food" Jade said with a smile as she ran to a nearby table
Naruto watched Jade leave and smiled a little as he watched her get food
"You should make a move nephew she's good for you" Uncle said with a smile at Naruto as he could tell Naruto cared about Jade
Naruto froze at this and blushed "Uncle I don't li-"
"Naruto I may be immortal right now but I'm not blind like your father, I have experience so tell me what's the problem?" Uncle asked
Naruto looked at Uncle and after a few moments he sighed "look even if I did like her I don't want to ruin the friendship we have" he said
Uncle nodded at thus as he knew that Naruto didn't have a lot of friends "look I won't say anything to anyone but you should figure out what your feelings are before some other guy gets her attention" he said with as he placed his hand on Naruto's shoulder
Naruto scoffed at this "like dad would let any other guy near her" he said with a chuckle
Uncle laughed at this "Yea I don't know how he became such a square" he said
Naruto's nose twitched as as he turned around and saw a man wearing a outfit martial artists would wear, he had red spikey hair and he seemed to be looking for something 'He smells of Valmont' he thought to himself, he also spotted Tohru who was with the man as they left the area
Uncle looked where Naruto was looking and frowned
Jade ran over with some sandwich and saw that they were distracted "Whats up?" she asked curiously
"Tohru is here with some wannabe Vegeta" Naruto said with a glare at the red headed man
"They are heading for the chocolate factory" Uncle said with a glare at the two dark hand enforcers
"Well let's go back Jackie up" Jade said with a sigh as they all followed the two enforcers as they followed the two they heard a bell go off and looked up at the towns clock tower
Naruto spotted what looked like a pig on the clock clanging its symbols to signify what time it was, and on its hat was the pig Talisman
"The pig" he muttered
(later at the factory)
Naruto Jade and Uncle snuck into the factory and as they entered they saw the red hair man confronting Jackie
"So the dark hand is recruiting new help" Jackie said as he took a fighting stance
"Indeed Chan I am Hak Foo, the last thing you will see" the man said as he took a battle stance and charged at Jackie "fierce tiger unsheathes his claws!" he yelled as he attacked
"Oh god hes a full dork" Jade said with a snicker at how Hak foo announced his attacks
They watched as Jackie…
Pretty much get his butt kicked
They looked behind them to look for Uncle only to see him gone and behind the red haired man
Uncle then slapped the man in the back of his head getting his attention
Hak foo turned to lock at Uncke before Uncle flicked his finger on his forehead
"Grr, angry gorilla stomps frail twig!"
Uncle leapt out of the way with great skill "Twig may be frail, but roots are slippery."
"Uncle?" Jackie asked as Naruto and Jade ran to him
"Angry crow takes flight!" Hak foo yelled as he jumped at Uncle
"Thank you for sharing, Crow!" Uncle said as he dodged the attack before kicking him in the gut
Pretty much Hak Foo was getting his butt handed to him
"How is Uncle doing this?" Jackie asked surprised as he and the teens watched Uncle fight Hak Foo
"Let's just say his dog friend has his back" Naruto said with a smile
"Angry tiger brings down foot!"
Uncle prepared to block a foot attack but got slugged by a punch sending him into a brick wall destroying it and covering him in bricks
"I meant fist" Hak foo said with a smirk before he jumped back from a swipe from Naruto's claws
"Angry fox mauls tiger." Naruto growled as his kitsune ears and tails appeared
"Ah chans pet" Hak Foo said as he took a battle stance
"I'll show you pet you mediocre martial artist!"
"Mediocre?!" Hak Foo yelled in rage as he charged before grunting as one of Naruto's tails hit him "Ow." he said before he started to block the strikes from his tails
Naruto took to all fours with Hak Foo matching his stance before both of them charged at each other both leaping into the air
"Angry crow takes flight!" Hak Foo yelled as he jumped
Naruto swiped his tail at Hak Foo's head as he turned away rearing his arm back and thrusting two fingers at Naruto's eyes but he quickly blocked it it before kicking Hak Foo to the ground.
Naruto landed on the ground giving a come at me motion at Hak Foo causing him to growl before charging at him full force like a raging bull smashing into Naruto's chest but he quickly used his tails to cushion the impact with the wall Hak Fuu roared loudly as he was about to drop kick the Yokai, Naruto brought up his arms in an X-block taking the impact of the strike head on but stood his ground pushing Hak Foo back flipping across the ground.
Naruto kicked at Hak Foo's head causing him to duck. He felt Naruto's tails ensnaring his arms giving Naruto the chance to drive his fists into the red haired man's face.
Naruto was then grabbed from behind by tohru and pulled Away from Hak foo
"I didn't need your help, family size! Hak foo growled
"Sure you didn't" Tohru said sarcastically "
Naruto growled at this before he stomped his feet in the ground and used his tails to grab tohru and with a mighty swing of his tails slammed him into Hak foo sending them through a wall
"Woah" Jade said with wide eyes as Naruto's kitsune features disappeared
As soon as the two dark hand members were gone Uncle got out of the brick pile he was in
"How rude" Uncle said wiping himself down
"Uncle?! But how?" Jackie asked in shock that uncle was completely fine
"Dog talisman is immortality dad" Naruto said as he approached them
"Y-you brought a talisman with you?" Jackie said shocked
Uncle sighed at this as he showed Jackie the dog talisman around his neck
"He just wanted one last day to know what it was like to be young, you can't be mad at him dad" Naruto said
Jackie paused at this and sighed "Ok fine but when we get home we need to lock it up with the others" he said
Uncle nodded at this as he did agree
"Considering how they're going all over the place I don't think they have that Talisman tracker" Jade said
"My money is on the big man sitting on it" Naruto said with a snicker while Jade giggled
"But if the talisman isn't here, where is it?" Jackie asked
"No problem dad we spotted it at the clock tower" Naruto said with a smile
"Hmmm makes sense ferklie donated the money for the clock tower so I can see him hiding it there" Jackie said with a nod
"Ok let's go get it, I want to see what pig power is!" Jade said with a smile
"Watch your back those morons may follow us" Naruto said as they all left
"I won't lose to that guy again" Uncle said with a determined look
"I know you won't, that guy is a joke compared to you Uncle" Naruto said with a smile at the old man
Jackie smiled at this glad his son cared so much about Uncle
(Few minutes later at the clocktower)
The group entered the clock tower with Uncle and Jackie watching their backs
"Ok I'll go get it with Jade you two stay here and make sure anime boy and family size don't jump us" Naruto said with a smile
Jade snickered at this as she followed Naruto to the stairs
"After you my lady" Naruto said with a smile at Jade as he let her past him
"Thanks tiger boy." Jade said as she started to climb up the stairs
Naruto smiled as he followed behind her
"And keep your eyes off my ass!" Jade yelled out
"Kinda hard to do that when it's right in front of me so move!" Naruto said
Jade then kicked Naruto in the face making him fall to the ground
"That's abuse! I'll call Peta!" Naruto groaned as he held his face in pain
"Oh shove it and come on!" Jade yelled as she made it to the top of the tower
"Teenagers" Jackie said with a sigh as he and Uncle overhead them arguing
Naruto finally made it to the top with Jade and they both started to make there way to the back of the clock where they saw the pig talisman on the hat of the pig mascot
"Come to me said the fox to the pig" Naruto said with a smile as he took the talisman, before he could look at it shadows on the floor started to move and form into the shadowkhan
"Quick see what it does." Jade said
"you do it I can handle them" Naruto said as he tossed her the talisman and and unsheathed his claws whichever glowed blue
Jade squeezed the talisman before her eyes glowed orange and beams shot out of them making the shadowkhan scatter to avoid
"... Heat vision, really?! How does that make sense?" Naruto said
"This is so cool!" Jade said with a smile as she fired at the shadowkhan again
"Well it gets the job done" Naruto said with a smile as he slashed at the shadowkhan
"Naruto! Jade!" Jackie yelled before Tohru and Hak foo cane into the room right behind him and Uncle
"Angry tiger strikes at-" Hak foo was yelling before uncle kicked him in the chinalong him back off
"Don't announce your presence you idiot" Tohru said before he charged at Jackie
"Donkey kicks dog!" Hak Foo yelled as he kicked at Uncle
Uncle slid back a few feet from that and expertly took a fighting stance
"Dragon blasts tiger!" Jade yelled from up at the top of the clock tower
"Hey that's my bit- Hak foo yelled before he was hit with Jade's heat blast eyes and sent flying into a wall before he slid down to the floor unconscious
"Dragon?" Uncle said with a confused look
"It's my sign" Jade said with a smile and a thumbs up
Tohru ran over and picked Hak Foo up before running away
"Huh I'm surprised he fled to help his ally, to bad he's evil" Naruto said with a frown as he finished off the last shadow hahn
"Hmm I don't know about that" Jade said with a frown
"hey anyone can change, heck I'm a demon and me and you are friends….mostly" Naruto said as he still felt the sting from Jades kick to his face
"Oh quit whining" Jade said as her and Naruto climbed down to Jackie and Uncle
"Jackie, Jade, Naruto thank you for letting me re-experience my youth." Uncle said as he took off the dog talisman and handed it to Jackie "But being young is too dangerous! And exhausting! Uncle needs a nap." He said
"You earned it Uncle! Jade said as she hugged him
"One left to go" Naruto said with a smile at Jackie
"Yeah, and it's your sign this time." Jade said with her own smile
(With shendu)
"This is unacceptable Valmont!" Shendu hissed out at Valmont and his henchmen
"Hey it's not like we can just ask that kitsune brat to hand us the talismans you know" Valmont said
"Hmmmm maybe we can" Shendu said
"You have that look in your eyes what is it?"" Valmont asked
"Let's just say the tiger talisman is… special."
"So you want us to let them have the final talisman?" Finn asked curiously
"Indeed this is a risk that may give us a big advantage, if the kitsune and his little friend decide to try using the talisman then we can take advantage" Shendu said as his eyes glowed red
(a few days later at Uncle's shop )
Jade walked into the shop alone and Uncle looked up form a book with Jackie next to him
"You found the tiger talisman?" Jade asked curiously as she looked over Uncle and saw a image of the talisman
"Yup where's Naruto?" Jackie asked
"The principal asked him to see her about helping a new student get used to the school, some teen named Carter" Jade said with a shrug before she snatched the talisman from Uncle so what's it do?" she asked excitedly
"I don't know I wanted Naruto to see since it is his sign just like he let Uncle use his sign " Jackie said
"ai yah! here it is! the tiger talisman brings balance to the user" He said as he looked at his book
"Feh that's it? boring!" Jade yelled as she threw the talisman behind her which was caught by Naruto as he walked in
"Oh good you got the tiger talisman, so what's it- huh?" Naruto said as he looked at the talisman and noticed it had a crack in it which soon split and made a flash of light engulfed Naruto
Jade rubbed her eyes before looking to see two Naruto's, one that looked human and one that had his kitsune features "Ain't this kind of a bad time to do your whole clone thing?" she said
(going forward we will call them Ying Naruto and Yang Naruto)
The yin Naruto looked at her before chuckling "How's it going babe, how's about taking a night on the town with a real man?" he asked with a toothy smirk as he approached Jade
"W-what?" Jade asked with wide eyes and a blush on her face
"Ah! I stepped on a bug! I'm a monster! Yang Naruto yelled as he started to cry
"Quit being a wuss you shitstain!"" Yin Naruto yelled
"What is going on?!" Jackie yelled in confusion at what was going on
"How is this balance, get off!" Jade said to Yin Naruto who was smelling her neck
"Come on baby I bet your a tight fuc-" yin Naruto was saying before Jade kicked him hard in the bits making a audible crunch making him scream in a high pitched voice and fall to the floor
"Y-you deserved that" Yang Naruto stuttered out
"Shut up, you want to die?!" Yin Naruto yelled
"Hmmm it would seem that the tiger talisman splitting in half spilt Naruto's Ying from his yang" Uncle said
"How is this balance, one's a chicken and the other wants to get in my pants." Jade said
"You will get balance again when you take the two halves of the talisman and bring them together Uncle said
"Put those talismans together now!" Jade yelled in frustration
"Hmm I'd rather put ourselves together baby." Yin Naruto said from the ground before groaning as Jade kicked him in the gut
"You do know he heals so he'll just keep doing that" Yang Naruto told her
"Plus I love it when your fiery like this" Yin Naruto growled with a smile at Jade
"in your dreams you pervert!" Jade yelled as she looked away from yang Naruto
"This is so freaky." Jackie said with a bewildered look as this was odd even after everything they had seen
"I know but we can't– where'd the bad one go?" Jade asked
"He went to go look for flowers for you, among other things." Yang Naruto said
"Ai Yah, the halves cannot be one without both pieces of the talisman!" Uncle said
"ok we need to go find Naruto's yin Jackie Jade Yang Naruto you go find him"
"I don't want to be anywhere near him" Jade said with a scowl
"We can use you to bait him" Uncle said with a look at Jade
"You are the only person he thinks about." Yang Naruto said
"Oh come on what could naruto's yang want with Jade?" Jackie asked cluelessly
"... I cannot say such things" Yang Naruto said with a blush
"Huh?" Jackie asked curiously
"Ugh your a fool" Uncle grumbled as he pinched his nose
(outside with yang Naruto)
"He he." The dark half chuckled as he adjusted his leather jacket and shades that he took from Chow after he beat up him ratso and Finn
"You're next big man" yin Naruto said with a chuckle as he approached tohru
"Wait! my master wanted to offer you something Tohru said as he took out his phone
"Hmm" Yin Naruto grabbed the phone with one of his tails and held it to his ear "city morgue you stab em we slab em!" he said before he laughed
"….amusing, I assume youre the dark half of chans kitsune son?" Valmont asked
"Certainly not that wuss, handed me the freaking talisman piece just because I scared him." Yin Naruto said as he twiddled with the Yang piece of the talisman
"bring me the other talismans and I will make you rich" Valmont said over the phone
"How rich?" Yin Naruto asked curiously
"Enough where you could buy that special lady in your life anything she dreamed of." Valmont said hoping to feed on the kitsunes obvious feelings for Jade
"I'm in." Yin Naruto said with a grin before he looked at Tohru "Ok big man you have a ride? I need it to get to section 13" he said
"Will you need backup?" tohru asked curiously
"Well I need someone to occupy that clueless wuss of a dad I have" Yin Naruto said
Tohru smirked at this as a car pulled up outside
"Follow me boys." Yin Naruto said with a toothy grin
(With Jade)
Jade and Ying Naruto were looking around the area for yang Naruto
"Gah! He sticks out like a sore thumb. How can he hide?!" Jade said before she spotted Ying Naruto looking at her what? she asked
"You are very pretty" Yang Naruto said with a dopey smile
"Gah not you too!" Jade said in frustration as she pulled on her hair
"If you like us, why do you pretend to hate it?" Yang Naruto asked
"Great, I get the one with brain cells." Jade said as she rubbed her head suddenly Jade's phone rang
"Oh thank god Jackie please tell me you found that pervert! Jade yelled as she answered her phone
"Well… you can say that, watch it!" Jackie yelled on the phone as a explosion went off in the background
"Gahahahaha! burn baby burn!" yin Naruto could be heard yelling
"What's going on over there?!""Jade yelled
"He;s attacking Section 13 he's after the talismans!" Jackie yelled into the phone
"That fucking idiot!" Jade yelled as she hung up and looked to Yang Naruto "We need to go stop him!" she yelled at him
"Fighting isn't nice" Yang Naruto said with a frown
"God it's not that you're a coward you're too nice to fight, oh give me a break!" Jade yelled throwing her head up
"But I don't want to hurt - Yang Naruto was saying before evade grabbed him by the collar
"Look if you don't help then the evil you will probably do something perverted to me do you want that?! Jade yelled in his face
"Uh… no?" Yang Naruto asked not wanting to make Jade mad
"Then come on!" Jade yelled as she dragged ying Naruto to naruto's motorcycle
(Section 13)
"Ah there it is boys" Yin Naruto said as he stabbed his tails into the talisman vault and tore the door off "Pick a talisman, any talisman the market is open!" He told them "
"just pack them up kid we don't need to waste time you dragon uncle is impatient Finn said as he took out a steel box
"Oh, a family member wants me? Why didn't you say so you disco reject!" yin Naruto yelled at the enforcer
Yin Naruto used his tails to demolish the case over the talismans before proceeding to grab them all "Well let's get going!"
"Freeze!" Capt Black yelled as he and his men arrived guns in hand
"Oh please cue ball" Yin Naruto said before he shot fire from his palm making the agents scatter "I have all the talismans, nothing can stop me bitches!"
"Except me! Jackie yelled as he came into the vault
"Oh please, you couldn't stop a cold" Yin Naruto said as he fired the pigs heat vision at him
"Quit playing kid we need all of them! Chow yelled as he packed up the other talismans along with the other enforcers
"Talk to me one more time and I'll turn you into a delicacy for kitunse, fried Chow!" Yin Naruto yelled
"You want to be paid? Ratso asked
"Feh fine take the bacon talisman" yin Naruto said as he tossed the talisman to Chow
"No!"
Yin Naruto backhanded Jackie sending him into a wall
"Let's go!" Tohru said to Naruto as he didn't want to leave him here since that was against orders
"It was fun seeing you daddy, but my uncle awaits!" Yin Naruto said as he ran off with the enforcers "Next time you see me I'll have the world in the palm of my hands motherfuckers, HAHAHAHA!" he said with a cackle as he left
(outside)
Yin Naruto and the enforcers approched the limo but they heard the roar of a engine and spotted Jade driving towards them on Naruto's motorcycle with Ying Naruto riding behind her
"Later baby!" Yin Naruto said as they drove past them "Next time you see me, we'll have the entire world to play with" he said
"You're not Naruto, you're just Valmonts pawn!" Jade yelled at him as she approached
"Oh don't worry about him baby, I got plans for him!" Yin Naruto cackled as the limo took off
Yang Naruto gained kitsune features and jumped on top of the limousine and clawed open the roof of the limousine "I'd like my talisman piece back please!"he yelled at them
"Take this!" Yin Naruto said as he slugged his good half in the face
"You first! Yang Naruto yelled as he caught his punch and pulled him out but the struggle made them both fall to the street
"Keep going! The boss wants his talismans!" Finn yelled to the driver
"OW!" the good half screamed as Yin Naruto bit his shoulder before getting lifted and Yang Naruto slammed his knee into the Yang's back
"You may have my skills but not my ruthlessness you pathetic shitstain of me!"" Yin growled as he flexed his claws
Jade parked the motorcycle and glared at the two Naruto's "Ok you two need to stop this now!!" she yelled at them
"Maybe a kiss or some… bedtime fun may make me stop" Yin Naruto said
"I'm gonna -" Jade was yelling before Yang Naruto stopped her
"If you offer him a date maybe he will listen long enough that he will help Yang Naruto said
"I was promised enough money to make her dreams come true goody goody." Yin Naruto said
"Yea but what do you want more money or Jade happy?" Yang asked
"Oh please he's evil he's not gonna-" Jade was saying before she was interrupted
"Well a happy jade makes for a happy bed romp" Yin Naruto said as he rubbed his chin in thought
Jade paused at this before she groaned god help me for what I'm about to do' she thought to herself
Jade walked up to him with a sway in her hips
"Hmmmmhmmmmm." Yin Naruto said with a growl
"If you lead us to where Valmont and the talismans are I'll… really make it worth your while" She said in a seductive tone as she put her arms around his neck
"Hmm give daddy a kiss and I'll do it" Yin Naruto said with a grin
"You gotta earn that foxy" Jade said with a sexy grin
"Hmm that's what I like to hear." Yin Naruto said making her yelp as he gave her ass a squeeze "Ok follow me we have talismans to get back he said
"Gah, I hope he doesn't remember that when he fuses back" Jade said as she panted blushing darkly
"Since when can you flirt? Yang Naruto asked curiously
"I just winged it" Jade said with a shrug
"Well……you were great" Yang Naruto said with a blush as he looked away from Jade
Jade paused at this but blushed a little
"hey! no flirting with my woman!" Yin Naruto yelled as he drove over with a car and parked in front of them
"Ok first off he's technically you and second where did you get this car?" Jade asked as her and Yang Naruto got in the backseat
"I just found it baby" Yin Naruto said with a smirk
"Hey stop that thief!"a man yelled out from behind them
"Let's go!" Yin Naruto said as he hit the gas
this caused Yang Naruto's face to go flying onto Jade's chest
"Gah both ends, really?!" Jade yelled as she pushed Yang Naruto out of her chest
"Hey! I get first crack!" Yin Naruto yelled at Ying Naruto
Jade growled at this but bit her tongue as she knew that she needed to play along for now
(Valmont's tower)
"Ahhhh I can feel my power slowly returning" shendu said as Valmont placed each of the talismans inside his spaces he had just placed the first half of the tiger talisman in Shendu's final space whem suddenly the elevator door blew off
"Hey Val-dead man, little piece of advice, don't double cross a kitsune you'll live longer!" Yin Naruto yelled out
"Shit! he's about to finish giving that statue all of them!" Jade yelled
"Get him, he has the final piece!" Yang Naruto yelled as he and Yin Naruto charged at Valmont
Valmont quickly shoved the second piece of the tiger talisman into shedus final space finally giving him all 12
"Fuck! Back into this pussy of me I go!" Yin Naruto yelled as him and Yang Naruto fused back together
The statue began to unfold becoming a humanoid dragon
"Checkmate" Valmont said with a smile as shendu formed
I'M FREE!!!!!!!" shendu yelled as he finally stood in all his glory and glared at them
"Bad day" Jade said as the demon stood tall over them his eyes glowing red
Ending by newstardustdragon101
Nanimo iwazu ni ie o dete
Kon na toko made kita keredo
Higure to tomo ni nakimushi ga
Kokorobosoi to beso o kaku
Naruto is sitting on the roof looking up at the sky. Jade is in her room practicing martial arts moves, Jackie is in a cave avoiding traps while Uncle does research.
Akaku somaru machi no sora o
Karasu ga naite ikisugiru
Michi ni nobiru nagai kage ga
Hayaku kaerou to sode o hiku
Naruto continues to look up at the sky, Jade tests out the power of the talismans, Jackie is running away from the dark hand as they chase after him while also running from a giant snake. Uncle is in his antique shop looking over several ancient Chi Spells.
Osa kana o yaku ni oi
Ban gohan mo ii ni oi
Naruto smiles up at the sky as the clouds form into the shape of a Kitsune and he sees his mother's face. He then notices a shadow creeping up behind him and looks up to see a smiling Jade who Naruto smiles back to.
Onaka no mushi mo nakidashita
Iji o haru no mo akitekita
The two sit together watching the clouds in the sky before the day to turns to night and point at the stars in each one you can see them forming into the shape of the twelve talismans.
Ima sugu gomen to ayamatte
Aa hayaku ouichini kaeritai
Naruto and Jade rest up against each other with Jade's head resting on Naruto's shoulder as she smiled