Pop goes the Dip
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
...III...
...III...
"So it can only work on locks made during the 1700's or before? ...well that's disappointing." Grumbled Dipper as he looked at the presidential key he'd been handed earlier that day.
But he shrugged this off as he climbed into bed, "Well whatever...today was still a good day! Unraveled an ancient mystery, had a grand adventure, made my sister happy and best of all knocked that stuck up bitch Pacifica down a peg!" He smiles as he's quickly sound asleep...
In the darkness...someone rises up...
Pacifica glares at Dipper. "Bitch huh...the only bitch here will be you." Sher smirks as she brings up a glowing pink crystal...
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(Gravity Falls theme music)
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...a week or so later...
Dipper couldn't complain, the last week or so had been rather good. True, the fair had nearly been a disaster...but thanks to some temporal shenanigans. He gave Wendy a perfect outing, stopped her from being with Robbie and Mable didn't get her piiiiiigmalionitus. Which was good, as without that fatal pork disease, she could be with her beloved Waddles...
At least...he couldn't complain before today...
"All in favor of doing nothing all day?" Groaned a roasting Dipper...
"AYE!" Groaned everyone else...
Indeed, it was truly too hot to do anything! heck, there was even reports of people spontaneously bursting into flames!
"Wait, what- GAH!" Screamed Stan Pines as he did just that...
After putting him out, a news bulletin comes in over the radio:
"This just in: the new gravity Falls pool is now open!"
Everyone cheered and ran out...they were so quick...they didn't hear the next part...
"Let's all give a round of applause to Pacifica Northwest for donating this beauty to our wonderful town! All are welcome...provided they apply to the mandatory dress code!
...not too far away out of town...
BLOO?! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Frankie Foster grumbled. This was supposed to be a simple trip to and from her grandma's favorite dollie factory...but everything kept going wrong!
First it turned out her grandma had planned to STEAL from said factory, so she was now on the lamb.
Then, while fleeing from their security vans they'd somehow ended up 10 states over from where they started! That was the last time she let CoCo drive!
When they stopped at a nearby eyesore known as 'Mystery Mountain'...well, honestly Frankie wasn't sure what happened next...the first thing she remembered was waking up inside the bus, everyone missing save for Mac who had just come down from a sugar high and didn't remember either...but the mountain was on fire, so they didn't question it. She just ignored the weird gash on her throat and just got the heck out of there!
Now to top it off, it seems Bloo had put sugar in the gas tank!
So here she stood, in the middle of nowhere, a bus wrecked, all her supplies missing, her phone dead, everyone missing save for her and Mac, no food or water, no idea where they were, mac wearing nothing but a spare towel she found in the emergency supplies while she wore the singed rags of what USED to be the last of her clothes remains of her own clothes...AND THE FRACKING SUN WAS BROILING HER SKIN A NEW CRISPY LAYER!
Frankie didn't know what to do...she sat in the wreck of her once beautiful bus...and started to sob...
Then to her surprise...she had shade...she looked to see she now had a towel shielding her from the sun...she looks over to see a now nude Mac hiding his shame behind one of the few remaining chairs blushing furiously.
"Mac...y'know I have nothing left to cover you..."
"It's okay Frankie...you need it more then me..."
It was a now flustered Frankie that looks away from the nude kid, more desperate then ever to find something to help their situation...
Speak of the devil...
She looks up just in time to see some guys build a billboard on the side of the road:
COME TO THE NEW NORTHWEST POOL IN GRAVITY FALLS!
FREE FOOD, ENTERTAINMENT AND SWIMWEAR!
NO CHARGE! JUST A DRESS CODE!
Frankie frowned...this smelled like a scam...
BOOM!
...sadly, since their bus just caught fire...what other option did they have?
Making sure they went the 'scenic' route to hide Mac's shame...they followed the directions on the sign...
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CRASH!
Tommy Turnbull and Lola Mbola groaned in the smoking crater. In his last seconds of activation, Robot boy saw the crash had destroyed their clothes so quickly tore out some nearby bushes and threw them at his two friends before his batteries drained completely and he reverted to his 'toy' form.
Both kids blushed but silently thanked robot Boy as they made sure the bushes concealed their nudity.
I can't believe San Francisco and the entire Bay Area was destroyed by some nutty buck-toothed kid, his homicidal red-headed teen babysitter and a swarm of leprechaun beaver babies." Said a flustered Tommy, desperate to change the subject away from the awkwardness.
"Sooooo... were just going to ignore the fact that faeries are real?" Asked an equally embarrassed Lola.
Tommy gave a derisive snort, "What? Oh, come on Lola! You didn't believe that whackjob Teacher, did you? Faeries aren't real." He said firmly.
Lola looked at him in disbelief. "Seriously? You fight robots, mad scientists, aliens and even met Bigfoot once...but FAERIES are where you draw the line?" She asked skeptically.
Tommy waved away her concern, "That's completely different! All of those things can be explained through SCIENCE." He said stubbornly.
Lola rolls her eyes but decides not to argue as the thorns in this bush were REALLY starting to aggravate her, "Fine, whatever. Let's just focus on finding clothes and recharging Ro's batteries!"
Not having any other option's they carried Robotboy toward what looked like a nearby town...
"Gravity Falls?"
"Man, And I thought Kaziland was a stupid name..."
...III...
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