A little trip to the beach
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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'The medallion of obliviousness?' Thinks Dipper as he looked at the trinket he'd scored while surveying some gypsy's tomb under the 'Binge & Purge' store...
'It says something that the marshmallow Mayans weren't the weirdest part of that whole 'quest.'' Thinks Dipper to himself as he prepares to test it.
He puts it on Waddles...and he's soon crashing into everything...
"Hold on! I need to record this!" Shouts Dipper as he runs from the room.
Mable runs into the room, "Hi Waddles, Beach time! My- She stops short and watches as the pig repeatedly crashes into stuff...and sees Dipper's Journal.
She glares...
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Dipper comes into the room, camera in hand. He smiles, "Alright. Now where did he-
"Hi-YAH!
Shouts Mable, jumping from up high, putting the medallion around his neck!
"Never use my pig for your junk!" Her smile of mischievousness prompts a panicked 'uh, oh' from Dipper right before the magic takes effect...
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(Gravity Falls theme)
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Dipper suddenly looked rather oblivious...as if his perception and awareness of himself, his surrounding and his situation was at an all time low...
Mable smirked, what she was about to do was a bit cruel...but for crime of messing with her pig, she was going all in!
"Hey Dipper! Laundry time! hand me your clothes!"
Wha? Oh...yeah...okay...clothes...clothes..." Dipper looked around in almost a daze...Mable finally had to lead his hands toward the vest he was wearing...
"Ah, here it is..." Said a still very much out of it Dipper, as he handed over his shirt to Mable...Mable repeated this with his shirt...his shoes, socks, hat, his pants was next...
But there he stopped.
"Wait...no...no...I...I don't want that...I think?" He asked outloud, more confused then anything.
It said something that even in his mystically dazed state, Dipper's willpower was great enough to actively stop from knowingly humiliating himself...
Unfortunately, Mable wasn't done yet...
"Look over there!" She pointed, Dipper did just that...and stared...
Mable calmly snuck over behind...and slowly reached over and undid the button on his shorts...then the zipper...and slowly worked them down...
A still oblivious Dipper just looked at the wall as his shorts dropped to the floor...his undies were more difficult...all sweaty, gross and sticky...Mable had to take a scissors to them...but with Mable's expertise...it was quickly in pieces, floating to the ground...
Mable made sure to keep her eyes firmly above the waist...she did NOT need to see her brother's junk...no thank you! But from what LITTLE she had noticed...she had to suppress a titter. It seems her bro-bro hadn't grown 'down there' since they were infants...that just made her 'soon-to-be-payback' all the better!
Anyway...
"So Bro-Bro! I was thinking of heading to the Beach! Come with!"
A still dazed Dipper did not resist as Mable pulled him along...
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Wendy, Tambry, Candy and Grenda were all at the beach...as was Pacifica. Things were...TENSE between her and the others...but after Dipper explained which she did at her family's party and vouched for her...they were willing to give her a shot...
"...so...when do we get the menu's?" Asked Pacifica sincerely...
Everyone else rolled their eye's amused...but said nothing...
Candy coughed, "Right...so when will the twins get here?" She asked awkwardly.
Wendy scanned the nearby hillside. "I think...Yeah! I think I see Mable and Dip- Oh, sweet Paul Bunyan, what?!" Exclaimed the redhead suddenly.
Indeed, their friend Dipper was stumbling dazed and confused while being guided to the beach...NAKED.
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Oh, my."
"Hello a thousand more subscribers!"
"Oh... is this another poor person thing?" Asked a flustered Pacifica as she reluctantly started to take her top off-
"NO!" Shouts Wendy as she quickly stops her from doing just that and quickly threatens Tambry to put that dang phone away.
But once both of those actions were accomplished...she was again at a loss at what to do...
After all...you never really know how to react when a friends just walks up to you completely naked...
Especially, when said friend seemed to be...she wanted to say...stoned? Seriously what the frack was happening here?
"Uh...Dipper? Buddy? You feeling okay?" Asked Wendy worried.
"Wha? Who? Why? Okay? Why not?" Asked a REALLY out of it Dipper Pines...
"Uh, okay. This was funny at first. But now even I'M concerned." Said a now very unsettled Tambry, "I'll just call an ambulance." She said as she began to dial.
"No girls it's fine!" Mable laughed it off unconcerned!
"Wha? MABLE! Your brother is all whacked out! I haven't seen someone so messed up in the head since my dad and brothers did that 15 hour headbutt marathon!" Exclaimed Wendy, horrified and disgusted by her lack of concern for her own brother!
"No,no it's fine! watch!" Exclaimed Mable as she yanked the medallion off Dipper.
"Wha?! What?!" Dippers eye blinked back into focus and looked around in panic. "Wha- the beach!? Why am I- GAH, I'M NAKED!" He shouted mortified as he covered himself.
"HA! SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR MESSING WITH MY PIG!" Exclaims Mable with a laugh. "And don't bother getting home, the Shack is on the other side of town, all the entrances are locked, I disposed of all the keys and the rest of your clothes and Grunkle Stan and Soos are out of town on an errand your stuck here with the girls all day! How do you like them apples?!"
She chuckles and turns back toward the other girls who are no doubt eager to help a fellow gal-pal torment Dipper-
'Wait, what?'
"Uh...girls? Why are you looking at me like that?" Asked a confused Mable as the now VERY pissed off girls start to circle her...
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