Being a Hero'a a gas!
So before we start, be warned there will be headache inducing grammar, it just comes with the territory of these characters, sorry in advance. also this chapter is more filler than anything and will set up future plot points.
Q and A time.
Q: is it just the batman stuff that is here or all of DC?
A: most of DC, I am not sure honestly if I will do all of it as things like Staro or Brainiac are crazy powerful in a world where even civilians can have amazingly powerful abilities.
Q: is Ratcatcher 2 in this?
A: maybe, not sure if I will include the suicide squad but it seams something the HSC would be all over honestly.
Q: which DC universe is this based off of?
A: new 52, all I will say.
Q: Eri gonna get a lantern ring?
A: probably not, the only rings she could attract at this point in the timeline would be Yellow for her fear of Overhoe, Red if she goes nuts and kills the beaked bastard or black in the unfortunate happens.
Q: can you watch the lore video here and pick one? https/youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo
A: YOU SONNOVA BITCH!
Q: can we see Izuku adopt eri?
A: Maybe.
Chapter 4: We is here to ruin the night!
Recovery girl frowned as she checked over the students of 1A, the worst being sent to the local hospital to get treated or were handed to the Justice league for care in the case of Mina who was exposed to fear gas. The least injured of all of them was Bakugo who merely had a few scrapes and slight dehydration from quirk overuse.
"W-what?" A voice groaned tiredly. Turning around recovery girl found it was Midoriya who was up. Of corse the first thing he did upon realising he was in the infirmary was to make sure everything in the pants was still there. "Oh thank God, I was worried for a second there that the threat was followed through with ya old beauty you."
"For the last time brat I won't remove it for no good reason." Recovery girl huffed in annoyance at the green haired teen. She had known him since before he was adopted given he was in atleast once a month for doing something stupid like the time he stuck a joy buzzer on his hand the wrong way or when he and Hatume were making the damned gas of theirs. She swore Aizawa lost five years from his life expectancy when he tested it the first time.
"Well doc since I'm in bang up shape I will just be...why am I handcuffed?" Izuku deadpanned at the offending item which chained him to the bed, thwarting his attempts to get out of the infirmary quicker. He was more than willing to run out of there on a broken leg if need be honestly. Hospitals and him he a BAD history.
"So you don't run." A deep voice grunted from the shadowed corner of the room making Izuku jump and fall off the bed, his arm still cuffed to the frame making him fall in an awkward way. "Get up."
"Ow." Izuku muttered dramatically as he pulled himself up and took a good look at who had spoken. "Huh, heya bats."
The caped crusader didn't even blink before turning to recovery girl. "Has he been in contact with his biological father?"
"None. He is just normally like that, his way of coping, that or stuttering." Recovery girl huffed as she whacked the green haired teen across the head with her cane electing a yelp from him. "Get your ass back in bed."
"Yes ma'am." Izuku groaned as he pulled himself up and sat on the edge of the bed. No matter who it was, nobody messed with Recovery girl. "So, why is an American hero in Japan anyway?"
"Police reports of Smilex used on a school property." Batman deadpanned.
"Ah yes, mood improver. You wouldn't believe how scarily easy that crap is to get, from the base form we simply reverse engineered the stuff's chemical make-up and with help with Midnight and Miss Joke, Hatume and myself made a non lethal version." Izuku explained to batman before jumping off the bed, now handcuff free. "I'll have to send the notes for neutralising the lethal version when I can get them typed up on the computer."
"Bloody hell." Recovery girl groaned upon seeing what he did. "Is there anything short of welding you to the bed that will keep you here?"
"I don't know, liven up the place a bit?" Izuku asked rhetorically as he spun the cuffs on one finger. "A few flowers here, a new paint job there, a few bowls of Katsudon wouldn't hurt either."
"You're incorrigible." The nurse sighed before the sound of breaking glass made everyone tense as an upside down individual slammed into the wall between batman and the door. Pulling themselves free of the plaster drywall was a buff black haired individual with stone white rocky skin and the lable "bizarro number 1" chizzeled into a clay tablet hanging from their neck.
"Me Bizarro am here to save the mood with good news!" The newcomer declared.
"Bizarro. How did he get here?" Batman deadpanned as he drew a blue kryptonite laced batarang from his utility belt.
"Who in the what now is this superman reject?" Izuku asked in confusion.
"Bizarro is from the reverse or Bizarro world, everything is the opposite." Batman explained as Bizarro brushed some dust from his hair and ate it.
"Me forget the message!" They declared before righting themselves and landing. "Me is here to help villains and stop Superman!"
"On no." Batman sighed as his shoulders slumped just before Bizarro shot off to wherever he was going next. With a resigned expression he help a finger to his cowl. "Batman to Watchtower, Bizarro just arrived and left looking for Superman, one to watchtower immediately. I will be back later." He added with a flat look aimed at Izuku that made the teen shudder in fear. Damn batman was scary.
With little delay a echoing pop and flash of yellow filled the room which when it cleared Batman was gone. Izuku sighed in agitation as recovery girl grabbed him by the ear and dragged him back to the bed.
"Come one. I'm fine." Izuku sighed.
"You're fine when I say you're fine." Recovery girl huffed as she hit Izuku's shin with her cane. "Now sit your ass still and wait there or I'll make sure you have double the usual check ups, am I clear?!"
"Yesmaam." Izuku pelted out nervously.
"Good." She huffed.
[Elsewhere on campus]
Power loader screamed in fear before fainting. Infront of him was Mei Hatsume and a stone skinned blue haired girl with a welder's mask who looked like her.
"Me am confused. Nornally he hate me." Mei's double blinked owlishly before shrugging and started to weld together a small ray gun like device.
"So you're like inverted me then?" Mei asked as she absently continued to work on her latest baby despite being told already to go home by power loader. So what if villains invited the school, more chances to test her babies out. Besides she got to meet a fellow inventor even if her meanings were opposite of what she was saying.
"Me is not you me is dumb too." The girl replied. "Me is not iem, portal undoer is almost fixed. Not take two hours."
"Neat." Mei grinned as she started trying to connect a power pack to her latest invention, a stilt pack to keep her out of harms way when needed. "Hate a soda? Not in fridge."
"No thanks, me am drowning." Iem replied before slinking off for the fridge and taking out a small can of soda. With a frown they shook the can and ate it whole making Mei's eyes go wide. "Drink awful. Not thanks."
"Damn I wish I could do that." Mei blinked. "Meal time would go a lot quicker and I could get back to making my babies sooner. Hey iem, you not teach me how?"
Iem hummed as she looked over Mei's throat, poking her chest and cheeks on occasion before nodding. "Me can teach, right body type."
"Bugger." Mei huffed in annoyance. "Hmm, we... break inventions?"
"No." Iem replied with a shake of her head before continuing on with "breaking" her device. "You is single or double?"
"Double." Mei replied after a moment to try and figure out what her opposite meant. "And not you?"
"single. Me is not dating dumb bald lady with not red hair." Iem replied.
"Okay that could mean any number of things." Mei deadpanned. "Not have drawings?"
"None." Iem replied before digging a black and white photo from her pocket to show Mei. The pinkette turning briefly and looked at the picture. It was Eim with a stone skinned toad looking girl with short red frizzy hair and in a black UA uniform. "Ugly." She hummed.
"Yes. She is ugliest thing not in the world." Iem replied with a frown. "Me is gonna be early for breakup unless me hurry breaking portal undoer and Syt be happy with me."
Mei blinked before shaking her head no in agreement with the odd version of herself and went back to her work, it appears her counterpart was more social than herself and was already dating someone.
Powerloader groaned as he came to. Seeing the two girls he blinked huffed and walked away. One Mei was crazy enough for him, two Mei's was just asking for trouble. A Mei and an Inverted Mei who was from a world of crazies was just not his problem to deal with. Nezu simply wasn't paying him enough to deal with Mei and Izuku when they got together and he wanted to see if be could skip town for the weekend before the inverted Mei met Izuku. Or worse Inverted Izuku showed up too and all four of them got started.
[Eleswhere]
A figure hummed to themselves as they pulled a crowbar out of a draw, contemplating the best way to break a kneecap while inflicting as much pain as possible. "Time to do some sketchy shit, doo dah doo dah, hope I get away with it, doo dah doo dah day!"
End.
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