Once upon a time in his youth, Angeal posed as the centerfold for an obscure porn magazine. When he made SOLDIER First Class, Shinra decided to erase its history for PR reasons. A few years later, Reno and Rude find an old copy in a used bookstore and purchase it so it can be safely destroyed. This results in many more complications than if they'd just left it to molder there.

Sort of crack take of Swan Lake, Final Fantasy 7 edition! Sephiroth is cursed to be a chocobo at day. He can only be human at night when he finds a meadow to change. Oh, and love is supposed to be the answer. The problem? Sephiroth is the most hated individual. Oh the irony.

Fifty word prompts—one sentence each—about Reno and Yuffie.

If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.

A/U: There were seven years between the two, and Rufus and Tseng's relationship had started as that of protector and protected. Even though Tseng viewed the young heir as a spoiled lad, he was about to find out that the years Rufus had been away at school had matured him in ways that Tseng had not expected or anticipated.

"let's make a new promise. promise me that you'll always be there for aerith. no matter what happens." he gives her a nod, and then, "i promise." tifa smiles him and tells him to go on ahead. he does. he doesn't hear the hitch in her breath, or see the tears that slowly fall from her eyes.

Things are looking bright for our heroes, but when a figure returns from the past it sets a new wave of events in motion. Unanswered questions find their resolve and a new threat awaits on the horizon. And SOLDIER is getting revived. Wait WHAT?

A morning in which Aerith reflects and Cloud listens.

Night always brings out insecurities. Cloud is the comfort Aerith needs to hold on through another day.

Crises have come and gone, but as the dust has finally begun to settle, Tifa can finally fall into a rhythm in her relationship with Cloud. But when she realizes how much attention he gets, her confidence begins to waver. Only one way to get it back and take what's hers.

Aka. Or where CtS! Cloud isn't attacked for once in a blue moon. Inspired after binge reading the Cursed to Strife Series by AimeeLouWrites a few times. Her version of Cloud is considerably snarkier and more dead inside compared to Canon Cloud, and I had fun reading it. So basically I kidnapped him for a while.

Tifa is a witch in secret. Cloud hunts witches. But when they first meet, it's like they've already known each other for a lifetime.

[Au][Sequel to Cherry Soda Boy]"This place is a black hole- sucks up all the bullshit and gives nothing in return." Cloud creates a playlist with all the memories from growing up on an Island closed off to the world. Part 1, of a three-part tale, focused on the end of adolescence and the dawn of a new adventure. (Parings: CloudxReno, AerithxTseng, RudexTifa, VincentxYuffie)

Heroes and home life, and the perils of attempting normality. Cloti.

It's been three weeks since Meteor almost obliterated their whole world, and in the days that have passed, they've had to make do with what they can, living on the streets of a dilapidated city. It means that Tifa can't have Cloud the way she wants him, and she is burning from the inside out for him. But they finally have a moment alone, and Cloud makes every moment special. Vday F

ShinRa is running the race for complete and total world domination under their hidden empress Jenova's hand. Owing their success to she and her four sons' mysterious and horrific powers, they press onward with an entirely novel project: psychic human bioweapons, harvested to work as devoted "swords" for Jenova's lineage. (Sefikura, Noncon, Brainwashing, Mind Control, Hypnosis)

Cloud Strife has had a tough life, losing the people he cared about most, unable to show those he cares for how he feels. Will that all change when he meets a girl who's struggling with her own past. * note this is based on the original game and the advent children movie, not the remake*

A collection of drabbles featuring a certain ninja-brat and a redheaded turkey. Reffie. [Drabble #36 - Turkey ll Drabble #37 - Stubbornness]

As requested Cloud X Sephiroth. (Don't ship it, don't read it)

A hostage situation on Rufus' luxury yacht reminds Elena that she's far from being the weakest link in the Turks, despite what anyone else might think.

When Tseng asked Elena to dinner back in the Temple of the Ancients, neither of them were expecting it to turn out quite like this. Set after the original game and shortly before Advent Children.

After a gruelling mission, Elena resorts to an old ritual to deal with the fallout.

AU At first, she is forced upon him. Soon, he comes to rely on her. Now, he can't be without her.

Cloud chases Sephiroth to the Northern Crater—alone—and finds much more than what he bargained for in their final battle. [Sefikura; somewhat dark, non/dubcon elements, open for a surprise.]

Impossible though it should be, Cloud's mind and body are still capable of a great deal of thought and reflection. (based on "With all of your Heart & All of your Soul & All of your Mind" by kadajlozyazoo)