Based on the Five Word Prompt Challenge on Tumblr, and the phrase “Quit it or I’ll bite”.

Jack's retired. Will he take his relationship with Carter to the next level? Surely it's a piece of cake...

Jack O'Neill gets a serious diagnosis and has to fight with the resulting consequences. Sam/Jack! Thank you Irelandfaith1118 for your great beta work :)

Sam and Jack go missing after some close drunken dancing at an off world party. Daniel and Teal'c are determined to get the back. Jack and Sam are more focused on their efforts to produce lots of babies to spread the Federation through the stars. Of course, the fact that they are kept constantly drugged isn't helping matters much.

Loki didn't just copy Jack. He made two versions each of Jack and Sam, plus one of Daniel. Now a teenage Jack and Sam have to figure out what life with toddlers and no Stargate is going to look like for them.

A glance at Vala being pregnant during three separate situations in her life. Each chapter AU from each other. 3 of 8 in La Troisème Fois series. Vala/Cam, Vala/Tomin, Vala/Daniel. Post AOT. 3 of 8 in a series.

A exploratory trip through the Stargate bring Daniel and Vala back to her home world.

If Sam was a civilian when she met Jack it all would have gone smoothly, right? Well...our friends on SG-1 are not exactly famous for their great romantic relationships. There are going to be a few things on the way to true happiness for these two. It begins on the eve before season 1.

Five quick oneshots about the men in Vala's life.

How Teal’c could remove his brand, I have only watched up to the end of Season 5

The morning after in three of Vala's major relationships. Second story in a series of eight.

As Jack is settling into his new role as a General he runs into a problem. Jack Whump

He never imagined he'd regret kissing Samantha Carter, but right now it all seemed like one big mistake.

What do we want? More Stargate! When do we want it? Now! As part of a campaign to encourage MGM to revive Stargate with a new series that builds on the existing canon of SG-1, SGA and SGU, former Stargate showrunner Joe Mallozzi sketched out a rough concept for a new show, mentioning "General Carter" as being in command of the SGC. Needless to say, that was all it took.(S/J alert!)

A varying look at three major relationships of Vala's and how they changed drastically after a first date. Each chapter set in an alternate universe. The first story in a series of eight. Vala/Cameron, Vala/Daniel, Vala/Tomin. Set after Ark of Truth.

In this story "Point of View" (3x06) awent a little different with Charlie Kawalsky becoming a permanent member of the SGC and altering some events. Please R&R! :)

Sequel to Thin Blue Veil. "Probably because you're my wife," he whispered taking another step towards her and wrapped an arm around her waist, hugging her to him. He cupped her cheek in his free hand and traced her smooth skin with his thumb.

Sam and Jack decide to make a go of it in an unusual way. Poor Daniel suffers through it. Elements of Team Fic. The Asgard get involved. The Russians, RepliCarter, the NID, The Trust, and the CIA also conspire to turn Jack's hair back to grey. Season 7/8. (Teal'c, J.Quinn, P.Davis, Cassie, D.Dixon, G.Hammond, Malek)

They called us Breeders. They claimed we had no purity. They were wrong. We are survivors.

An idea sparked by season 5, Failsafe. What if there was a way to mine the naquadah asteroid? How I imagine there were closer alliances made between the Jaffa and the Tauri. How the SGC found a new way to monitor planets, and banter between SG-1.

This falls within my Immortal Spacemonkey universe. Daniel the Immortal is back from Abydos and has to re-enter the Game. An old, sort of, friend and an enemy show up unexpectedly and throws a monkey wrench into his time re-acclimating to Earth and his into his life as an Immortal. Rated T for a couple of situations and potty language.

The last of my SG-1 stories...how the team dealt with losing Daniel when he ascended.

Sometimes, the wrong choice is the right one. Post-ep for 1x15, Singularity.

#7 in the Language Series. Daniel becomes suspicious upon finding a letter written in another language… addressed to a certain Air Force officer.

Welcome to the second installment of Quaesitor: the Seeker. 'It seems they're not done futzing with the timeline . . .'