A Hedgehog Of Chaldea

Septem Interludes (Part 4)


Interlude XXX

Gladiator Circus

"Master! Ye who's not an oppressor, but destined to become an oppressor one day. And at this moment, we're going to show them our strengths. So it seems that I cannot avoid my destiny for battle." Spartacus said

"You are I are not so different after all, Spartacus. Our lives depend on fighting and protecting the innocent." Sonic replied

"HAHAHAHAHA! That's what I to hear from you! Although if you end up being an oppressor, I'll have no choice but to cut down your head! I should've cut you down the day you became my "Master." But for now... I shall accompany you." Spartacus said

"You don't have to worry about that all. I strongly dislike being associated with fighting alongside evil. I rather prefer saving rather than hurting." Sonic replied

"HAHAHAHA! It is now time for bloodshed. The road forward will be a living hell." Spartacus said

"Master, I don't want to bother your conversation but... looks like we're captured. We will be forced to fight as Gladiators." Mash said

"I'm all in for that!" Sonic replied

"You there, puppets of the oppressor. Come out. I'll take you on as much as you like." Spartacus said

"Looks like Spartacus is hungry for a fight. Typical for a person that size." Sonic commented

"All right, will start with a warm-up, eh?"

"Let us begin, Master..."

Mash notices the enemy is defeated very fast.

"What the?!" Mash shock

"It is over, sad and fragile. And no one would sing their praises. They stood before, without a shred of fear in their body, they charged at us. Something an oppressor will never do. Such courage. Hail them! Hail these warriors! Now then, you're next. Come at me!" Spartacus said

"What? A lion?"

Moments later, Spartacus defeats the Lion with just a slash of his sword. The lion falls in front of Sonic and Mash.

"*Whistles* That didn't take long..." Sonic commented

"This kind of battlefield, he can handle this all without a problem," Mash said

"It's alright, I guess. But I was just having thoughts on how well Spartacus would do in 8 men free for all matches that I participated in before. Would he be able to defeat other heroes as he does right now? Well, probably since this world is more open than my world when it comes to my world. More violent and such." Sonic replied

"It's the stench of animosity, that they will not let us return alive. In that case, I am already prepared! Monsters! Bring out the monsters that you people sealed away with your oppression! That is their way to becoming free! For as long as our interests conflict, I will crush them! Yet, when all has ended, I shall weep! I will take their hands, and shed tears of blood for their destiny" Spartacus said

"Wait, it's my turn to fight... right?" Mash asks

"Fou..."

"Hmm. A warrior with the head of a beast, eh? I am ready. Let each of us now fight for our freedom! HAhahahahahahahahahahaha!" Spartacus laughed

"I'll deal with them, Spartacus. Don't make this fight too personal." Sonic replied

Sonic runs, jumps to the air, curls into a ball and homing attacks the three Werewolves at their faces. One by one Sonic knocks each one away and disrupts them from charging at the three. Sonic then lands on the ground, curls up into a ball and begins spinning rapidly from a stationary position to charge up, then launches himself forward with enhanced mobility. The werewolves notice Sonic but weren't fast enough to dodge as Sonic hits all three of them at the same time and goes through them, leaving holes in their stomachs and defeating them easily. Moments later, the werewolves vanish away and Sonic returns to Mash and Spartacus.

"See big guy? I'm not an oppressor and fighting for what's right." Sonic said

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Spartacus laughed

"Try not to celebrate too early, Senpai. From what I can see, it looks like more are on the way!" Mash said

"Now it's the merging of a woman and a serpent. But, whoever appears before us shall be a warrior. Will that torso of yours curl around me and crush me first? Or will my blade pierce your torso first! Will that torso of yours curl around me and crush me first? Or will my blade pierce your torso first?" Spartacus said

"I have a better option. Will speed defeat these half-human, half-snake monsters? Well, let's answer that question right now!"

Sonic dashes towards the group of Lamias and creates a vortex around them that sucks them in. Spartacus laughed as the Lamias bumped into each other inside the vortex. Breaking laws of physics, the vortex cuts off oxygen from the inside as the Lamias had a time breathing, feeling that are in space. Moments later, the vortex then blows away the lamias far away from the location. Never to return. Sonic skids on the floor, stopping himself and running back to the two soon after.

"So, what's next on the menu?" Sonic asks

"This is...a lion, yet a lot more ferocious!" Spartacus replied

"Let me guess, a Chimera?" Sonic said

"An abomination! Well, never in my lifetime have I encountered a creature like this!" Spartacus said

"It's ugly alright. But a certain friend of mind can deal with this easily." Sonic replied

Red Wisp soon appears and spins around Sonic. Sonic points at the Chimera as it roars and begins to charge at them. The Red Wisp nods and flies right at the Chimera as well. The Chimera notices the Red Wisp heading towards it, jumps at it and attempts to slash it with its claws but the Red Wisp easily dodges it and soon after, begins spinning around the Chimera super fast. A firey vortex soon forms as it begins to burn up the Chimera. The Chimera roars in pain, being burned alive as it slashes everywhere around it, trying to attack the Red Wisp but to no avail. The Red Wisp continues to spin around the Chimera very fast until the vortex turns into a pillar of flames and engulfs the Chimera, completely burning alive. The three watched as the Chimera melts, its insides spewing out, the snake melting, the goat melting, and the lion, all melting away from the extreme heat. Moments later, the pillar of flames dies down as the three git a better look at the burnt Chimera on the ground. The Red Wisp then returns to Sonic as both high-fived before the red wisp enters inside Sonic's body.

"Mythology vs Alien creatures. Looks like Alien won the debate." Sonic commented

"We are victorious! All right, what's next?... Hmm? What is the meaning of this? The Roman soldiers have disappeared. The campsite is gone, too."' Spartacus noticing

"It seems that they got terrified of two unknown creatures taking down their pets," Sonic replied

"What am I going to do now that the oppressor is gone. I was to regain my freedom after I defeat the oppressor. Now that he's gone, how am I going to... Wait! Could this be what true freedom–tastes like? Master, what do you think?" Spartacus asks

"For you it is. For Mash and I, it's not. We still need business to do." Sonic replied

"You're right! There are more oppressors out there in the world. My fight won't end until I've defeated them all. Yes, without a doubt– Until that day arrives, you're coming with me to the depths of hell. Oh, my Master!" Spartacus said

"Uh, no," Sonic replied


Interlude XXXI

It's Not Impossible?

"Alright, you creature who happens to my Master. I'll like a request from you." Stheno said

"Is this another attempt to get me killed? If so, I'm out of this." Sonic replied

"No, it's different now. The purpose of this request is different from before. I wanted to ask you to hunt the one who wrecked the place where I hid the treasure. Where I previously materialized. The Shaped Isle–in the 1st Century." Stheno explained

"Is it that tiny Island we first ran into you? With the fake Elizabeth and Cat?" Sonic said

"Correct. I hid one treasure on that Island. I thought I could go reclaim them if I was summoned as a Heroic Spirit again, like now. When I went to check things out, the peaceful paradise that I once remember was no more. As far as I can tell, the culprits most certainly are undead monsters. What do you say? Just drive them out of that place." Stheno asks

"I see? Hmmm... I'm only doing this to take down those enemies from hurting anyone else. And that's it." Sonic replied

"Okay, if that's the case, I'll help you, too! Rayshift preparations! Complete! Looking good!"

"Doctor?! Can it be Stheno's Charm skill!?" Mash shouted

"Haha... I am a goddess. I am a phenomenon born with the wish to captivate any and every hero." Stheno said

"That isn't the case for me. Remember that Green hair Goddess I mentioned to you before? Well, turns out she's deadly on the battlefield when I fought her before. It really set the bar low for me if I've ever met another Goddess. Like you right now, I see you as a threat all because of my past experience." Sonic replied

"Don't worry about it, unlike that green goddess. I respect you more and won't even hurt you one bit. I won't let such a tame memory come back to hurt you. So please, may come with me? I promise will come back unharm." Stheno said

"Fine. Roman."

"Commence Rayshift! Let's do it!"

Moments later, Sonic and Mash teleport to Septem.


*the Mediterranean Sea*

"And we've made it. Looks more peaceful than before. And better fresh air." Sonic said

"Let's go, guys! According to Lady Stheno, she hid the treasure in a cave! It's the cave where Sonic almost got killed before." Romani said

"Let's just get this over with and head back to Chaldea," Sonic said

"Right," Mash replied


*Inside The Cave*

"Ah crap, it looks like an enemy response!" Mash said

"Gegege... I won't allow you to go any further..."

"Your rules don't affect me. I make my own rules here and one of those is that I'm allowed to enter areas without permission." Sonic replied

"This magical energy feels like an undead monster...? It is exactly like the information Stheno gave us..." Mash said

"All for our beautiful goddess Lady Stheno... As Lady Stheno commanded, we must protect her treasure! We will risk our lives to eliminate the intruders! Although we don't have any lives to risk!"

"They sound like they're the ones protecting it!" Mash said

"So, so the tables have turned in this situation. Now we're the intruders here. Once again, I foolishness got pranked once again by that Goddess. Stheno, if you're hearing, the bar has gotten even lower for goddess. I don't trust any of you anymore." Sonic commented

"Senpai, they're coming! We can't avoid combat!" Mash said

"Relax, Mash. I got this." Sonic replied

Sonic dashes away and runs around the enemies at high speed. A gust of wind fills up in the cave as moments later, a wall of dust zooms by Mash, picking up the undead enemies and taking them far deeper inside the case, only leaving the treasure behind with no enemies behind. Sonic then returns with Mash and Fou.

"Alright, let's get going," Sonic said

"..."


*Later*

The three continue going deeper inside the cave while Sonic talks with Fou.

"Fou! Fou! (What do you mean this Green hair Goddess you mentioned before is not from your own world!)" Fou said

"She isn't, don't tell me what world exactly she and a couple of others come from. Cause I have no idea. And I honestly don't care about it." Sonic replied

"Fou! Fou! (You really have the most insane stories I've ever heard Blue!)" Fou said

"Those are just the tip of the iceberg," Sonic replied

"Wait! Stop talking, I think I heard something." Mash said

"What did you hear?" Sonic asks

"I'm sorry. Seems my older sister is being unreasonable... I'm sorry, I apologize for the inconvenience." Medusa appearing

"Dusa?! What are doing here?! I barely just saw you at Chaldea before we teleported here." Sonic said

"I teleported here before you two came here. I'm sorry... I was also ordered by my older sister to get rid of the wretches. So, well, I'd just like to state that this isn't what I want to do."

"If you're asking for a battle, then I'll pass. I rather not fight one, my dearest friends." Sonic replied

"I'm sorry, I can't resist. I'm sure my sister is watching us right now! I won't ask you to forgive me. But anyway, I will make you face death!" Medusa said

"Looks like she's being serious in this fight. *Sighs And Takes Out A Chaos emerald* I'm only doing this to not fight you. Chaos Control!" Sonic shouted

The Chaos Emerald emits light, glowing brighter and brighter until time freezes around Sonic, Mash, and Fou. The three notice Medusa was frozen in time as Sonic walk's toward's Medusa grabs both her daggers, plays around them for a little and walks past her. Bends down to the treasure behind Medusa and uses one of the Daggers as a key to unlock the treasure. Moments later, time unfreezes itself as Medusa moves once again. Medusa was able to fight the three until she notices that her Daggers were gone and not in her hands.

"W-Where did my weapons go?" Medusa confuse

"I have them. Like I said Dusa, I won't fight someone for something all for a box. Besides, I'm not that desperate for any gold and such." Sonic replied

"I see..."

"Oh, and here you go. *Throws The Daggers Back At Medusa.*"

Medusa grabs the Daggers and looks at them for a while as Mash and Fou walk past her.

"Hmm... I respect your ideas. I'll surrender and you can take the treasure." Medusa said

"Thanks, Dusa, I greatly appreciate it," Sonic replied

"Nice job handling these fights peacefully, Senpai. Usually, a Master would just ask their Servants to kill other Servants for something like a treasure." Mash said

"Well, you learn at a young age that fighting isn't always the right answer to every situation. Now, let's see what's inside this treasure and get back home." Sonic replied

Moments later, Sonic opens up the chest as light comes out of the box and moments later, Stheno appears in front of Sonic and Mash.

"Good job, you completed the trials I gave you, heroes..." Stheno said

"..."

"Fou!?"

"*Sighs* All this trouble just for this. What are you doing here, Stheno?" Sonic asks

"As you can see, I was the treasure. Rejoice, Sonic. See, aren't you happy?" Stheno replied

"...Let's just all get back home. Roman, Rayshift." Sonic said

"On it!" Romani replied


Interlude XXXII

Really, It's Not Impossible?

"Let's just get straight to the point. We go to Septem, enter that cave once again, more enemies we encounter, defeat them, get our prize and our reward is you once again." Sonic said

"Please, Don't misunderstand me. It's different from last time. The purpose of this request is different from before." Stheno replied

"That is exactly what you said last time. Fine, I'll play one of your games again, but don't expect it to be hard for me." Sonic said

"Wonderful! You are very trustworthy, Master." Stheno said

"Another hunt on the Shaped Isle?" Mash asks

"Yes, you're right. But this time, I really have an elaborate plan. Have fun." Stheno said

"Commence Rayshift! Off you go to the 1st Century!" Romani said

"Careful you two. This quest may a bit difficult to complete, perhaps." Stheno said

Moments later, Sonic, Mash, and Fou teleport back to the 1st Century.


*1st Century*

"We're here again. The Mediterranean island we've visited so many times..." Mash said

"Come on, let's just go. The treasure is in the cave, I got it..." Sonic walks towards the location of the cave

"Looks like Sonic took the words off my tongue. Get going as well, Mash." Romani said

"Doctor is completely taken by the Charm skill..."

"Fou... (Wait for us, Blue!)" Fou said


*Inside The Cave*

"I won't allow you to go any further... All for our beautiful goddess Lady Stheno... As Lady Stheno commanded, we must protect her treasure!"

"Yea, yea, all this for your goddess, whatever. Just get straight to the point and come kill us." Sonic said

"..."

"They seem unfazed against our determination! Gegege...Then go home! Go on back home! Go home, go home! We won't give you the treasures, go home!"

Sonic just stares at the enemy, uninterested before quickly dashing towards the group of enemies, creating a vortex that sucks in the enemies and spins them around. The vortex then begins heading towards the exit of the cave as Mash and Fou watch from behind. Moments later, the vortex explodes as the enemies were blown into the sky and out of the earth's stratosphere, never to come back down. Moments later, Sonic enters the cave and stops right beside Fou and Mash.

"It really seems that you aren't interested in this at all, Senpai. I can back you up on that." Mash said

"Alright, Dusa. Come out, I know you're here again." Sonic said

Moments later, Medusa appears in front of the three once again.

"I'm sorry... I am embarrassed to say, it's the same as last time. As my older sister said, "They won't see it coming"..." Medusa replied

"*Unfazed*"

"She ordered me to get rid of the treasure-hunting wretches once and for all. What can I say, erm, this time, it will really be hard. Do your best! This time I'm really serious. Although I am on my sister's orders, I'm still a Heroic Spirit. I can't afford to be defeated twice. Watch. This is the Gorgon-style Projection Killing Technique... Named "Snake Magic" by my older sister."

Moments later, Medusa duplicates herself into two more. Sonic was unfazed at all by Medusa's skill and just yawned.

"Fou... (Looks like Blue has finally had enough for one day.)" Fou said

"What was that reaction? Is this battle not serious enough for you?!" Medusa shouted

"Dusa, you know where this battle is going to go, right? *Takes Out A Chaos Emerald And Raises His Arm* Chaos Control!"

The Chaos Emerald emits light as it glows brighter and brighter. Soon after, time freezes around Sonic and Mash, as well as Medusa and her three duplicates. Sonic curls into a ball and homing attacks both Medusa's duplicates over and over Superfast. Mash watches as the duplicates turn brighter and brighter as Sonic continues to homing attack them. A minute later, Sonic jumps away from Medusa as time unfreezes itself once again and the two doppelgangers explode behind Medusa. Medusa's eyes widen as she watches her two duplicates explode behind her.

"Alright, where's the treasure?" Sonic asks

"I-Is that all you've got? I still have a lot of stamina left. Let's see. I still can molt... N-No, I can split twice more, you know?" Medusa said

"An endless battle between you and I? Hmm... now you're starting to make things a little better," Sonic replied

"I like the confidence one again, Sonic."

"B-Big Sister?!" Medusa shock

"Stheno?!" Mash shock

"What are you doing here?" Sonic said

"Huhuhu. The star always arrives late, right? To clean up a little sister's mishap is an older sister's duty. To punish Medusa, who's needlessly big and violent, the Goddess Stheno makes her beautiful appearance." Stheno said

"Wha...What?! Stheno, are you on our side? Aren't you protecting the treasure together with Medusa?"

"What are you saying, Mash. Right now I am Sonic's Servant. Including my little sister here. If someone is making Master suffer, I will get rid of her, mercilessly. Sadly, even if she is my own little sister!" Stheno said

"What, Big Sister!? The script was to summon Middle Sister, and all 3 of us would fight together, right!?" Medusa said

"Huhuhu. Did you honestly believe those words? You really have to train much more, Medusa. Always doubt things that sound too good to be true, yes? Me, do something that would delight you? Such a thing... Has it ever happened, even once...!?"

"Ah...You are soooooo right! How convincing you are...!" Medusa said

"Come on, Sonic, let's fight! I've never had so much fun fighting a Servant before!"

No response from Sonic at all.

"Master?"

"Senpai?"

The three looked and notice Sonic was lying on the ground, taking a nap.

"SENPAI?!"

"Don't worry about his Magical energy, nothing happened to him and the Chaos Energy is the one doing most of the work for him. However, I was right, Sonic doesn't care about this anymore and decided to take a nap," Romani said

"*Tapping On Sonic* Fou! (Come on Blue, wake up!) Fou said

"Is he really not that interested in this..." Medusa asks

"Master?! We didn't get to the good part of this whole thing! Okay, I'll tell you the truth, there is no treasure chest this time. It'd be boring if it was the same every time, right? I didn't want to disappoint you, but..."

Sonic slowly wakes up from his nap, yawns, stood up from the ground, turns around and begins walking towards the exit of the cave.

"Wait, Master! Please, I'll fight with everything I have next time, Master. Please make full use of my even more charming Noble Phantasm."

"*Continue Walking* Just don't fight you two anymore... Roman, teleport us all back. I really need a rest after this whole thing." Sonic said

"On it..." Romani said


Interlude XXXIII

Overflowing Wildness

"Alright rodent who happens to be my Master. Why don't we go hunting today?" Tamamo Cat said

"You called me rodent when I first summoned you and other crazy things. But sure, I'll go hunting with you. But what is the reason for this? Are you hungry or something?" Sonic replied

"Let's just say that's one of the reasons! I already apologized to you before calling you a rodent in a mean way. But think of it as a secret word between me and you." Tamamo Cat said

"..."

"Fou?"

"Oh! Nice design. That squirrel is really cute. Climb up on my paw if you like. Rather, get on it now."

"Fou, foou!"

"Wahahahahahahaha! That tickles! That tickles! ...Gotcha!

"Fou!? Nnng, Gyagyaaaaaaaaau!"

"Hey what are you doing to Fou Cat? Leave him alone!" Sonic said

"Wahaha! I got this cute little guy now! If you don't want me to squish him, then you'll join us Mash!" Tamamo Cat said

"Senpai, Cat may not look it, but she's got brains!" Mash said

"I've seen a smart Cat before. She's got skills." Sonic commented


*Rome*

"I've seen this coastline before, Master. What sort of evil land is this?" Tamamo Cat asks

"The area where you, Elizabeth, and Stheno almost killed me," Sonic replied

"I knew it. I can feel it. I mean, this island is pretty gloomy. This place is nature's treasure vault, full of carrots And here's proof of it. Look. There's a whole group coming out to meet us." Tamamo Cat said

"Caaaaaaaa!"

"Nice sensing, Cat," Sonic replied

"Doctor, check for enemy lifeforms!" mash said

"The line you are calling cannot be reached. Since it's lunchtime, any work outside of Grand Order will be declined."

"EVERYBODY IS TOO RELAXED THIS TIME!"

"Don't worry, Mash. I got this." Sonic replied

Sonic dashes towards the group of werewolves in front of them, and spins around them, creating a sandy vortex that sucks in all the werewolves and sand particles as well. Inside the vortex, the sand enters inside the werewolves' eyes, making them tear up and not be able to see. During which, they hit one another inside the vortex. Moments later, the vortex blows the werewolves away into the ocean and far as away from the shore.

"All done!" Sonic said

"Woof! We have control of the coast. On to the shore! I'll catch salmon in the river and animals in the forest!" Tamamo running off

"Come on, Mash. Let's follow her. Don't know what she'll run into next." Sonic said

"Yes, Senpai."


*Inside The Forest*

"Get...out...! This river...is my...territory...!" Asterios shouted

"Are you dumb? Nature belongs to everyone. It's just like a beef barbecue: first come, first served. ...Hmm? Beef...? First come, first served...? Beef... Beef...beef...I'm recalling memories of Matsusaka beef... Drool. Hey, are you the 5-star ranked beef?" Tamamo Cat said

"Evil! You are...evil! But...Euryale is also...a little...like that!" Tamamo Cat said

"...Take your eyes off her for a second, and she gets us into trouble. Master, what should we do?" Mash said

Sonic jumps in front of Tamamo Cat and Asterios, pushing them away from one another.

"No one is going to become anyone's food. Asterios, you can go. Sorry for wasting your time." Sonic apologizes

"Hmph..."

Asterios begins running away from both Sonic and Tamamo Cat. Tamamo Cat watches as Asterios takes off in the wilderness.

"Darn it all! The beef got away. I wanted to become friends." Tamamo Cat said

"Well... You wanted to try to cook him." Sonic replied

"*Sigh* Senpai..."

"Anyway, Now it's time for the main event! Hunt the cows on the ranch! I'm taking some potatoes with me too!" Tamamo Cat said


*Outside The Forest*

The three exited the forest and notice some Barn like area in front of them.

"Now this is beautiful agriculture," Sonic commented

"Wow! I didn't know... I wasn't expecting a plain like this when we came out of the forest..."

All of a sudden, magical energy fires right at Sonic but Sonic crouches over it and dodges it.

"So much for a peaceful time," Sonic said

"Sorry. But that's your first and final warning. Normally I'd give you four chances, but this time is special. You're sheep thieves, aren't you? This is the ranch that I've taken great pains to develop. Can you understand? Starting my own ranch has been my dream, my salvation for all the suffering I went through on the throne. Simply put, I will kill anyone who ruins my dream. Besides, I got a house full of wives to take care of." David said

"Hahahahaha! This is the first time we've met. It's nice to meet you, King of the Sling!" Tamamo Cat said

"I don't particularly like that nickname. It makes me sound like I'm some kind of con artist." David said

"Anyway, I'm gonna grab a carrot! But before that, maybe I should turn into a giant, like in the tale?"

"No need. I'm not fighting Goliath again. You there, beautiful little beast. After I punish you, I'll make you my wife!" David looking at Mash

"Master, another Servant battle! I don't think this is a hunting trip anymore!" Mash said

Sonic notices a bucket behind David and rushes towards it, grabbing it and putting the bucket over David's head. Sonic then performs a sweep kick that knocks David to the ground soon after. Sonic then drags David in a puddle of mud and gets him all dirty. Sonic soon after, throws David up in the air, jumps right at him and performs an overhead axe kick, throwing David back to the ground face first.

"Wow..." Mash said

Sonic then lands in front of David, takes the bucket off his face and smiles at him.

"Not fighting over food. Let's just call this a draw." Sonic said

"Ugh, sure I don't have to pay rent here, but perhaps I shouldn't have picked this island. Oh, well. I can set up shop anywhere I like. Farewell, all! Just don't go overboard with the plundering!" David said before leaving

"Senpai, was that a little too mean?" Mash asks

"It's better than the past Servants fight we had," Sonic replied

"The prize is in front of us! I will get my paws on that five-star beef! Listen. If I get carried away, I want you to stop me. I'm a fierce fighting dog, not a seeing-eye dog. I'm only going to take one cattle. Alrighty then, let's go!

A Few Minutes Later...

"Welcome back, Cat," Sonic said

"Hey! It was a good fight. But now I'm done hunting."

"You only took a salmon and a cattle, right? When you said hunting, I thought it'd be more..." Mash said

"What? Of course! These are just the ingredients. My ultimate goal is to be the best chilli dog for Master!

"Wait really?!" Sonic asks

"Of course! *Shows Sonic A Chilli Dog*"

"Wow, Cat. You shouldn't have." Sonic said

"Come on, try it!"

Sonic grabs the Chilli Dog and takes a bite of it. Sonic eyes widen as Sonic eats the whole thing straight up and burps soon after.

"*Burp* Cat, that was amazing!" Sonic happy

"Nyahaha! I'm so pleased you like it. No worries, it's my way of repaying you for what you do every day. This is getting embarrassing, so I'm going to close with that. ...Now then, I think I'll have a carrot for my reward!"


Interlude XXXIV

E-Pal Wars

"Where are you, my sweet little Master? Your Caster is looking for you!" Tamamo-no-Mae said

"Ah, great. Now in this time..." Sonic commented

"Oh Master, there you are. I've been looking for you." Tamamo-no-Mae said

"*Drinking A Water Bottle* Well, I've been here the whole time just doing nothing," Sonic replied

"Let's get going, then! Come on, come on! This way! Come on!"

"Hold up, exactly where are we going?" Sonic said drinking his water bottle

"We're going, of course, to our... N!" Tamamo-no-Mae replied

Sonic eyes widen and spit the water out of his mouth.

"*Coughing* WHAT NOW?!" Sonic shouted

Moments later, Sonic, Mash, Fou, and Tamamo-no-Mae teleport away.


*Rome*

"Mmm! Blue skies! Sandy beaches! And a clear blue sea as far as the eye can see! It's the perfect day for a honeymoon, isn't it Master? " Tamamo-no-Mae said

"I never agreed to this! Plus, this whole thing is already weird. I'm a full-on Hedgehog and you're half-human that wants to have a Honeymoon with me. I'm sorry Tamamo but I'll decline this whole thing." Sonic replied

"Oh don't worry, I know you told us before that you aren't a romantic kind of Hedgehog. That's why I change things up in this one." Tamamo said

"I really don't want to know, but how did this happen? I mean, I really, really don't want to know. Actually, just forget it." Romani said

"Too bad, here's how it happened! Listen up. Yesterday, I got a message from Kiyohime, my texting buddy. I just went on a date with my Master, who is also my lover. A lover's tryst, you could say. A lover's tryst. "So, how are things with your Master, Tamamo... Oh. (gotcha.) Anyway, I'll text again sometime. Can you believe she sent that!? What the hell was (gotcha.)? What is she saying she got!? Kids these days... Even Osakabe-hime, who never leaves her room... Is going on "chat dates! At this point, I have no choice but to act! "Tamamo said

Sonic was in complete shock as the colour of his body drains from him.

"I-I don't remember going with her somewhere before! In fact, she never told me anything!" Sonic shouted

"I'm sorry Master, I'm sending selfies of me and my Master being lovey-dovey, just to show the two of them who's boss..." Tamamo replied

"WHAT?!" Sonic shock

"So... It doesn't have to be with Senpai, does it?" Mash asks

"That's right. She just wants to brag that she's getting along well with her Master." Romani replied

"What am I to you, Tamamo? Some kind of chew toy that you always throw around?" Sonic said

"Oh, no! No! Not at all! It's true that I've sworn my soul to another. Even though I don't quite remember what that person was like, or even which dimension I encountered them in. But that's different! I respect you for making a contract with an Anti-Hero like me, and with no complaints! I've seduced countless men and committed countless sins. But if I feel this one's the one, I'll serve with my whole spirit... That is my true nature as Tamamo-no-Mae, the Caster! Okay, so maybe "honeymoon" was going too far, but maybe you can at least call it a vacation? Maybe? Tee hee hee!" Tamamo replied

"Look, Tamamo. You're one of my best friends. And only a friend... I'm sorry, I'm not a Hedgehog who's fond of relationships. Sure, I'll still be beside you, no matter what, but as friends..." Sonic said

"Sorry to interrupt, but we have enemies. Looks like this is a Lamia spawning ground." Romani said

"Ah, thank you... This is one of the most stressed trips I've ever experienced..." Sonic said

"Why now, of all times!?" Tamamo said

Sonic dashes around in a circle, creating a vortex that sucks in the Lamias around while picking up san particles as well. The sand particles enter the Lamias' eyes as they roared in pain before being blown far away into the ocean sea.


*At The Mountain*

"*Rubbing Sonic's Head* Very soft fur, I have to say. Wow, it sure is nice to relax in a mountain inn, isn't it, Master?" Tamamo asks

"*Not Having A Good Time* Tamamo, may you please release me and stop rubbing my head?" Sonic asks

"Umm... Tamamo, Sonic doesn't actually love when girls try to hit on him... That's why he's usually alone most of the time in Chaldea..." Mash said

"Master needs some to go out more and spend time with us. Especially me... Oh, who is it, at a time like this... Oh, a message from Kiyohime? What does it say... "Today I went shopping with my Master, who is also my husband."

Sonic eyes widen once again after hearing what Tamao was saying.

"We went to a famous French clothing store... Oh, what was its name? Anyway, there my Master bought me some Western-style clothes. I get so put on the spot by things like this. So Tamamo, do you... Oh. (Gotcha.) Anyway, I'll text again sometime. -from France with love- Your Kiyohime." This again! I'm asking you, what the hell is this? What the hell is this, this (Gotcha.)?" Tamamo said

"Man... For once I actually do want Amy to chase me down with her hammer. It's better than this whole mess..." Sonic commented

"...oh, I should've brought us lunches or something," Mash said

"Fooou..."

"I hate to interrupt, but I'm picking up something... Yeah. It looks like we're in wyvern territory." Romani said

"Oh, would you at the time. It's time for me to take down some enemies." Sonic said

The Red Wisp appears, enters Sonic's body as Sonic transforms into a red flame and flies straight towards the army of wyverns.

"I just want to make some memories with my Master. Why do they keep interrupting? This isn't fair! My texting buddy does this to me every single day!"


*The Next Day*

"Oh, Master! Trouble! Big trouble!" Tamamo said

"If it's from Kiyohime... I didn't see her the whole day yesterday or today as well." Sonic replied

"It's not that. It seems, um... she got–dumped." Tamamo said

Sonic has a confused look on his face.

"W-What do you mean she got dumped?" Sonic asks

"Yes, apparently she got mad and started setting everything on fire. I wanted to ignore it, but you know, she's a dear friend. We'd both promised to enroll in that cooking class held by Benienma from Severed-Tongue Sparrow, you see. So out of my deep compassion and love, I think Master and I need to stop her! It's a friend's job to be supportive at times like this, right? Though I've never met her in person. So come on! Come on! Come! Come! With the deep bonds between us, we shall heal poor Kiyohime's, wounded heart! No ulterior motives, of course!" Tamamo said

"Oh no... *Begins To Run Out While Almost Tripping In The Process* WAIT KIYOHIME! I'LL BE RIGHT THERE! JUST DON'T BREAK ANYTHING ELSE!" Sonic runs out of the room

"Senpai!"

Mash and Tamamo soon follow Sonic from behind soon after.


Interlude XXXV

Nine-Tailed Fox... Not Really

"The enemy type is a demon! Be careful, the readings are off the chart!" Romani said

"Heh... Too easy." Sonic said

The Red Wisp appears and enters Sonic's body, transforming him into a fireball and flying towards the Daemon soon after. Sonic then begins spinning around the Daemon, creating a firey vortex that reaches extreme temperatures and burns the Daemon's wing. Moments later, a giant pillar of flames erupts and burns the Daemon, turning it into ash before disappearing altogether. The pillar of flames dies down soon after as Sonic transforms back to his original form and runs back to the two.

"Come on, that was nothing. Give me something more fun to take down." Sonic said

"Sigh..."

"*Notices Tamamo Not In A Good Mood* Hey Tamamo, what's wrong? You've been like this for a while now and it's making me worry." Sonic asks

"...It's about my body. It feels like I haven't been useful to you in battles recently. You worked way harder than the rest of us... and it's should've been the opposite. For some reason, I cannot fully use my powers. A long time ago, you see, I had nine fluffy tails and would go around... ...causing havoc everywhere. The follies of youth, you understand... I'll spare you the details, but eventually I became deeply, deeply repentant. I sealed away eight of my evil tails... and became a weak, one-tailed fox. The famous story of the nine-tailed fox. I've never heard that she lost her tails, though. I'd like to be stronger so that I can be of use to you, Master, but..."

"Tell me, Tamamo. You can tell me anything." Sonic said

"When I get more tails, I become a very different sort of creature than I am now... Yes, I kind of... I become a great demon strong enough to destroy the multiverse. The thought of you seeing me like that makes me scared to grow more tails... But if I can't be useful to you, I'm just a fluffy fox, shrine maiden ...and the cause of this Holy Grail War is a threat enough to rival my nine-tail self..." Tamamo said

"Tamamo... I..."

"Sorry guys. I hate to interrupt, but there's another monster... A big one! It's bigger than that demon enemy!" Romani shouted

"If I could get back at least one more tail, that monster would be nothing..." Tamamo said

Sonic takes out a Chaos Emerald and shouts Chaos Control as everything freezes around them, including the giant beast in front of the three.

"Listen to me, Tamamo. I don't want you to change just to prove something to me. You're already perfect the way you are and that's all it matters to me. You are one amazing friend and I don't wish to see you change. Plus, I don't really care at all. You're one of the strongest fighters I had the pleasure to fight alongside with. Even in this current form as of right now. You're still as strong as I've ever imagined. I have fought alongside female fighters who are able to turn themselves into dragons, but you, you show more passion for one another whenever someone is feeling down. So... what do you say? Care to join alongside and take down this demon with me, partner?" Sonic said

"*Hugs Sonic's* I can't believe it! I came to this world by pure chance, and to think the Master I've contracted with out of some sense of fate ...Would possess such a handsome soul! Oh, but it's not as good as the man I'm destined to be with. Okay, now I'm really fired up! I'm even more serious about this! Yeah! Even if something terrible happens, you can quell my negative energy, scold me, and exorcise me!" Tamamo said

"Just do what you gotta do, Tamamo. I won't judge." Sonic replied

Moments later, time unfreezes itself as the giant monster charges at them. Sonic and Tamamo both look at each other and nod as both charges at the Daemon soon after. Ready to take it down. For minutes, the two overpowered the Daemon and did not let it attack. Mash watches as Sonic and Tamamo use their skills to take down the Daemon together. Eventually, the two defeated the Daemon without being hit once and vanishing away soon after.

"Mmm! Tamamo! I feel so good! So good!" Tamamo said

"A very nice victory indeed, Tamamo. So, about that tails. What's up with that?" Sonic replied

"Oh, my tails? That's right... To get another tailback... Do I need another 500 billion amount of Chaos Energy or so? So I'll just have one for now." Tamamo said

"So all of that whining..."

"Oh, I'm just a worrywart, you know? I'm the type who worries about the future. But I'm okay now. With my Master's trust, I'm invincible." Tamamo replied

"Honestly, I didn't see anything different between that last battle and the one before it..."

"That's right... What was all that stuff she was talking about?" Mash said

"This fleeting world is but a moment's dream, just as the lives of men are but morning dew... But my contract with you is firmer than the Sesshouseki. I will serve you with all my soul, Master!" Tamamo said


Interlude XXXVI

Heroic Spirit Possession

"Of all the Masters, mine is a talking blue Hedgehog. Talk about luck. Anyway, I am Lord El-Melloi II. I am a mere human, who became the Spirit Origin of a famous strategist from the Three Kingdom Period in China." Lord El-Melloi II said

"Well, that's a name I've never heard of before," Sonic said

"Excuse me, Lord El-Melloi II. When you say Lord, do you mean the "Lord" of the Mage's Association?" Mash asks

"Yes. I represent one of the twelve noble families that operate the Clock Tower, the center of the Mage's Association. The lowest-ranked, though." Lord El-Melloi II replied

"What time period are you from, anyway?" Romani asks

"I'm from the 21st century. Before I knew it, I became a Pseudo-Servant." Lord El-Melloi II replied

"A Pseudo-Servant...like me. Are you someone that was empowered by Heroic Spirits?" Mash asks

"...The result was the same but the idea was different. There's nobody identical to you at this time. Originally, it was impossible to form a Demi-Servant. Just the same as it's impossible for Dhampir to be born among vampires. As I'd expect of a Clock Tower mage, you probably understand the logic behind the impossible." El-Melloi said

"That's right. Mash is an extremely unique example of success. It'd be hard to recreate an accident." Romani said

"I'm glad to hear that. I would've suggested an immediate dismantling of Chaldea if it was such a screwed-up organization."

"..."

"And I would've come in and stopped that and let Chaldea work as normal," Sonic said

"Well, not surprising at all. ...sorry, that was insensitive of me. You aren't guilty of anything, ma'am. I would like to correct myself." El-Melloi replied

"W-Well, you cannot deny that creating Demi-Servants was an inhumane experiment. Your feeling of disgust is justified, Lord El-Melloi. Even more so if it comes from justice and morals. That aside, please continue your explanation. What are Pseudo-Servants?" Mash asks

"A Pseudo-Servant is someone possessed by a Heroic Spirit. Those Heroic Spirits who can't become a Servant... Perhaps they are higher beings like Divine Spirits, or their Spirit Origins can't be created by Chaldea. In order to summon them as Servants, human vessels are sometimes used. That is what a Pseudo-Servant is. Using a human body as a catalyst to forcefully summon a Heroic Spirit." El-Melloi explaining

"Well, that just took a dark turn. But in short, someone being possessed by a ghost." Sonic commented

"I'm the opposite. I took only the role of Zhuge Liang, because western logic doesn't match eastern logic. But with the greater good of protecting humanity in mind, we share a common goal. That's why after a discussion with the Strategist on who should control the body, I ended up staying because of my knowledge of modern eras."

"I see. That's very much Zhuge Liang. Just like what he did at the end of his life. The important thing was for someone to execute his strategies, without participating in it... In other words, he found the one capable of his strategies, so he decided not to appear." Romani said

"That's right. We've only talked for a bit, but it's obvious he's more of a monster than history described. I didn't feel like I was talking to a human." El-Melloi replied

"Are you able to fight or something? Or just a regular human being?" Sonic asks

"I would've been incinerated if I was just a human. By becoming one with the Heroic Spirits, I temporarily became a Servant. Follow me. I will show you a proof."


*Later*

"Around here is fine. Enemy approaching. Prepare for battle. You will immediately see if I can fight as a Servant. In turn, I will assess your potential as a Master. Kill two birds with one stone, right?"

"GAOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"I see..."

Moments later, El-Melloi charges at the group of werewolves and begins fighting against them. Sonic watches El-Melloi uses his spells to take down each werewolf easily and without even trying. Sonic analyzed and nodded each time he enjoyed something. El-Melloi continues to take down each single werewolves that dare challenges him using beams, wind, giant boulders, etc to take down the werewolves. Eventually, El-Melloi defeats all the werewolves and walks back to Sonic.

"Seems like there's more heading your way? Care to show us how strong you truly are?" Sonic said

"Glady."

"Not bad, not bad at all. You'll be a great partner in our future battles." Sonic said

"Thanks. As you can see, I can fight as a Servant. You might be unsatisfied with my firepower, but I will make up with my intellect. Sonic, eventually you'll be able to meet a Pseudo-Servant who fused with a god, I think. Most vessels chose to become Pseudo-Servants... in other words, mages, already possess powers. And when Heroic Spirits possess humans, they will choose those who closely resemble themselves. So of course they are powerful. Those integrated will then transmigrate into a third personality, a new personality if you will. Those kinds of Servants are troublesome. After all, they tend to think like Divine Spirits. They will probably be completely selfish and ask for all kinds of impossible things. Then you'll know that I'm one of the better ones."

"Nice job for today. Now, let's head back home."


Interlude (Septem Finale)

Truth of the Ascension

"That was an amazing Chilli dog I had just now," Sonic said

"It really was. Today was a special day for lunch."

"Today's cook was a Servant apparently. Which Heroic Spirit was it I wonder... Let's check the kitchen." Romani said

"Could it be Cat that did it?"

"Whoaaaaaaaa!? What, What happened here?"

"Hmm? Seems like something happened. Whose voice was that? It doesn't sound familiar. Did you summon another Servant, Sonic?" Romani said

"No, I haven't done so yet," Sonic replied

"Is it an intruder? A mysterious object is approaching... Contact in 3, 2, 1..."

"Ow! hey, why don't you look where you're going! Don't stand in the middle of the road, idiot!"

"Hey, I run in these hallways as well and I've never bumped into anyone before. You're just not used to it yet." Sonic replied

"Excuse me. Who are you and why are you running like this? You don't look like a Chaldea staff." Mash asks

"Oh...Well, you know I'm a... Hey, isn't this Mash and Sonic? Good timing! Help me, you guys! We have to do something before anybody else sees me like this."

"Is that you El-Melloi..." Sonic said

"YES! YES! That's me! I know it's strange, but I suddenly turned into my younger self!

"I've seen strangers before. What was the cause of this?" Sonic asks

"Of course, I have an idea. It must be those ill-mannered goddesses, I'm sure! Right, that's got to be it. I knew something was up when she brought me a present... A show of gratitude my ass! I don't remember meeting her at a cafe at all... Anyway, we need to Rayshift now, Sonic! Let's hurry and raid their base!" El-Melloi panicked

"Okay, okay, we're going..." Sonic said

Moments later, the three teleported to Septem.


*Septem*

"We return once again..." Sonic commented

"Hey, wicked goddess! Come out!"

"Oh. Why, it's Sonic and Mash, along with...Well, well, well. Oh. You're so small I didn't realize you were there. I see the Professor is with you too. I welcome your unexpected visit here. What gift did you bring me this time?" Stheno asks

"Nothing... I didn't expect to return here at all." Sonic replied

""Me." Hey "Me!" Where did you go? Medusa comes back this afternoon... Oh, is that the wonderful Sonic? Is Mash with you too? What's this? Did you come to play? Good timing. Today, our little sister is also... Oh. What's that poor thing there? I thought he was one of the sand crabs, he's human?" Euryale said

"Th-That's an unprecedented insult! How can you make fun of people like it's nothing! You know what, stop talking! Return me to my former self! Otherwise, you won't hear the end of it from Sonic!" El-Melloi said

"Why am I involved in this all of a sudden? I haven't done anything, just give you Chaos Energy and that's it." Sonic said

"What? You're the one who showed up all of a sudden, what are you talking about..."

"Why don't you just keep growing young and start over as a baby again. I am sure in a different future, the possibility of a more rosy life will be waiting for you." Stheno said

"That's it. I'm taking her down. Leaving her alive won't benefit this world, its people, and all men!"

"In every era, men have their selfish reasons to go after frail women, but... Women these days are strong. My self-defence measures are perfect. Women these days are strong. My self-defence measures are perfect. Come forth protectors of this island. Let's begin with some warm-ups"

"*Sigh*"

The Red Wisp appears, entering inside Sonic and transforming him into the Burst form. Sonic then flies towards the army of Golems, charging up into a glowing ball before exploding and destroying the Golems easily without even trying. Sonic then flies back towards Stheno and Euryale and just stares at them.

"Got anything else to throw at me?" Sonic thought

"Ha, even Sonic is able to defeat those Golems at once!" El-Melloi said

"I should've expected that...Now I'm pissed. "I" wanted to do this so I was just going to stand by and watch. But you're mistaken if you think we'll allow some nameless brats like you to talk down to us like that. I'll show you the technique that has made brave men cry. Is that ok, "me?" Euryale said

"Yeah. I guess we're left with no choice (grin)."

"Cooooome, Meduuuuusaaaaaa!"

"My big sisters... Please stop summoning me like that. I'm not some giant robot, you know..." Medusa said

"Silence! Don't talk back to your sisters! Anyway, that thing over there! That flying ball of fire! He dared to mock us!"

"That's right. Despite our hospitality to welcome him as a guest, he charged at us without saying a word!"

"I mean... technically they are correct, Sonic is just floating above them, without saying a word." Mash commented

"Is that true huh? All right, get ready. As punishment, I'm turning you to stone for one hundred years. You'll be small for a statue... At least I can use you as a paperweight." Medusa said

"Master! Get her!"

Sonic transform back to normal takes out a Chaos Emerald, raises it as it emits light and freezes time around him, freezing the three sisters in the process. Sonic walks up to Medusa, grabs her daggers and throws them into the ocean as far away as he can. Sonic then walks back to El-Melloi and Mash as time unfreezes once again and the three sisters were able to move once again. Medusa was about to charge at Sonic but quickly notices that her daggers were missing.

"M-Mu daggers! Where did they go?!" Medusa said

"Man, you all should see the beautiful view of the water. Such an amazing thing to look at during sunset." Sonic said

"D-Did you throw my daggers into the water?!"

Sonic looks at Medusa and smiles at her.

"..."

"That cheeky Hedgehog. Always messing the three of us. Both Golems and Medusa couldn't finish the job... In that case, we'll have to get serious. I'm sure we'll be forgiven for revealing that forbidden name." Stheno said

"Huh? No way, big sister. You wouldn't!" Medusa shock

"I seeeee. You're right! If it's come to this we have no choice but to use that! Hmmm. Get ready, you Monchhichi! Demon God of the Shapeless Isle, distinguished in Greek mythology... The Demon God who flattened 100 brave men, the True Body of the Trinity Goddesses Gorgon. We release you here and now!" Euryale said

"Ah, crap... Master. We're so dead..." El-Melloi said

"Don't worry, I got this once again, hey you three. This right here is the actual El-Melloi here, he just happened to be in his younger form." Sonic said

"MASTER!"

"What? Let me tell you something Melloi, my younger self is way more embarrassing than yours. I'm more round if you know what I mean." Sonic replied

"Wait... that's El-Melloi himself? How?" Stheno said

"I have no idea how he turns to this," Sonic replied

"No way! That handsome man used to look like that? How much pain do you have to endure to grow into that?" Euryale said

"That's my business. Leave me alone! Wait, hold on. You didn't know?" El-Melloi said

The three-stop doing what they were going to do to the Sonic and Melloi.

"Nope, I didn't know. If I did, I would've teased you much more." Euryale said

"That means... No way.."

"Yes, as you might expect, My Lord... We have nothing to do with it." Stheno said

"What?!"

"As expected, that's why I didn't want these three wonderful ladies," Sonic said

Medusa, Euryale, and Stheno all blushed after hearing Sonic's comment.

"So, so, so, so what's the cause, then? I can't think of any other external factors!" El-Melloi said

"Well, then the answer is clear, isn't it? If there are no external factors, it just means your growth led to that body." Romani replied

"Fou."

"Your body got younger because of the Chaos Energy transferred by Sonic."

"For you, there are things you can only do in that form... Rather, you can say that form is the "origin of all your concepts." Rather, you can say that form is the "origin of all your concepts." When you fight as a "main character," that form is the most powerful... Or most fitting. You didn't even realize it... How adorable can you get?" Stheno said

"Ugh...Ughhh...Ughhhhhhhhh... Again...Again, played by you!" El-Melloi said

"But, it doesn't feel right to just keep taking from you... If you play some more, I may be able to give you information about an elixir to turn you back, Lord El-Melloi."

"Roman... take us back home."

"You got it!"

"Oh. Let's go home then, damn it! Just watch. I'll be back to my original form in no time!" El-Melloi said


To Be Continue...


"Next Time: Okeanos." Sonic As The Narrator