The sun was burning hot but not too hot for the crowd of angry protesters outside Shadow's castle because they didn't leave. "We demand change", said protester number thirtysix. "All Shadow does is play video games all day", said protester number twohundredfortyseven. "Yousa bad" said the twentyth. One of Shadow's servants named Marcus opened a window and yelled "go away or I will play Almost Dead" and the protesters leaped away in fear.
Marcus looked at his clock and noticed he was late. Omega approached him and said "Why didn't you participate in Shadow's morning routine". "uh-h I a-accidentally mi-missed i-it, I had a a l-lot of wo..." stuttered Marcus with his entire body shaking. "Failure to comply with Shadow's wishes results in death" interrupted Omega. "No, no, lets not go to that extent" said Rouge from a distance. "Marcus, you've been working a lot recently, you deserve a pay raise, here's 30 dollars, don't dissappoint us again".
Shadow was slightly sad and mad over Marcus failing to show up to his morning routine so he thought he would play Shadow The Hedgehog to make himself happy again but he accidentally clicked the wrong button on the tv stick thing so it started the TV instead of his super omega awesome insane gaming console.
What Shadow saw infuriated him. He said "what the fuck is that disgusting creature doing there, I hope he gets the fuck out of my motherfucking sight now". Rouge answered "That is the new president of the United States of America Barack Obama" as she walked into his room. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" yelled Shadow in a Darth Vader episode 3 kinda way. "What's wrong, Shadow?", asked Rouge. "He's evil, I can feel it, he's possessed by Black Doom, I can see it in his eyes, I can hear it in his voice, if I was near him I could probably also smell it in his breath and taste it in... you know", said Shadow. "You know, Rouge, Black Doom is never really dead, he has possessed people and lives on in the souls of a few weak men". "Are you sure of this" asked Rouge. "I am" was the response.
Shadow took out his gun and chaos emerald. Shadow asked Rouge "where is this Obama". Rouge responded she had no idea. Shadow called his old friend GUN Commander to ask. Mr Commander responded that Obama was in the White House. Shadow ran to the White House in 0.01 seconds while carrying Rouge and Omega because he is the ultimate life form.
Shadow saw him. "Oh, Shadow" Obama chuckled. "You will never defeat me" Obama said while taking out his sword. Obama reflected Shadow's bullets with his sword and one bullet hit Omega. "How dare you target M E", Omega's eyes glowed bright red. "This battle was supposed to be a 1v1", said Rouge. "But you target us, curse you Obama". Omega took out his machine gun and started blasting. Obama pulled out his second sword and started reflecting Omega's bullets while battling Shadow, who used his katana, with the first. Rouge threw a bomb toward Obama but the president of the United States of America is no fool. He performed a triple backflip then cut the bomb in two with both pieces flying miles away.
As the battle went on Shadow noticed Obama is a cunning swordsman not easily defeated. Shadow had to reveal his final weapon. The Fourth Chaos Emerald. Obama's eyes widened. "HAHAHAHA you have the Chaos emerald", Obama said laughing to tears. "Chaos Control". But no one could hear his laugh, because Obama froze time with his Chaos Control. "Long have I waited for this" yelled Obama as he unzipped his pants and brushed the fur away from Shadow's asshole. He took out his massive big black cock and moved back and forth at a rapid pace.
After what must have felt like 3 minutes to Obama, because time moves faster when you're having fun, he heard a sound. It was Marcus. "How are you here, how can you move?" yelled Obama. "I have a power stronger than any of you" explained Marcus. Obama was flabergasted "what?". "The power of friendship, I will never forget how Rouge saved me from Omega earlier today. She made me realize love and friendship are the most powerful powers there are. Shadow hasn't harness the true power of friendship, you haven't, Rouge hasn't, barely anyone has. But if you dedicate your life to family and friends and making the world a better place you too can achieve this power". Obama's movement decelerated, Obama knew he couldn't match this power. "P-please show mercy, I am not Black Doom you know. All I ever wanted was to have sex with Shadow The Hedgehog, he is THE perfect hedgehog specimen", Obama pleaded. "I know... God thinks you belong in hell but that's not what I think. You deserve better, follow me to the afterlife, Obama" responded Marcus and they walked toward the afterlife never to be seen again.
