Last time on not a Shadow of who I want to be Shadow, the president of the United States of America, and Rouge, the first lady of the United States of America, had a child Shadow Jr.

Shadow was watching the news because Shadow Jr was a nerd and wanted to watch the news with him. "Daddy, why haven't you killed Eggman yet" asked Shadow Jr while Eggman's misdeeds were talked about by the hot news lady. "Because violence is bad or something I don't know I'll call Sonic" said Shadow.

"Hey Sonic long time no see. why haven't we killed Eggman yet?" asked Shadow to Sonic using his long distance communication device. "Shadow, violence is immoral", Sonic stated. "Sonic, That's the lamest excuse i've ever heard" said Shadow. "Shadow, Eggman is a part of this world... ...you can't kill evil..." articulated Sonic incoherently. "You call yourself the Knight of the wind. The wind kills multiple people a year, yet you're a pacifist. What are you, Sonic, a hypocrite?". "Uh... Um... Uh..." responded Sonic. "Now I know what's going on, you're evil, Sonic, you work for Eggman, THAT'S why you've never killed him" rambled Shadow. "Shadow... don't go there, yet" argued Sonic. "If you're not with me, you're my enemy. Death to all who oppose me. Where are you Sonic", said Shadow. "I'm at green hill". "Okay, stay there" Shadow responded as he ran up the stairs.

Shadow bumped into Rouge and she said "what's wrong, Shadow". "It's Sonic, he's evil, we have to destroy him NOW" gasped Shadow. "Oh, my" mumbled Rouge and ran up the stairs quickly because she too is fast. Rouge destroyed the window of the top floor, jumped and flew to the White House in 0.02 seconds. Rouge beat up all the guards in 0.3 seconds, not because she had to but because she had missed fighting since leaving her job at GUN to become queen of Soleanna and subsequently the first lady of the United States of America. "WHYYYYYY" yelled one of the guards as Rouge paraded into the White House. Rouge marged into Shadow's office, looked at his map of the world, noted the positions of the White House and green hill and the angle inbetween them, took the tangents and sinuses, applied advanced trigonometrical magic, pulled out her gaylord theorem, fed her calculations into the machine and hit the button.

What happened next astounded many but not Rouge because she knew it was going to happen. A nuke dropped on Green Hill and killed all it's inhabitants, which was mostly Sonic.

The next day it was raining because the sky was sad Sonic had died (and because god was peeing). Big The Cat interrupted Knuckles speech at Sonic's funeral by screaming for Froggy. Amy was sobbing uncontrollably. Tails didn't show up since he was dead. Team Chaotix couldn't come since they're detectives you want on your side, Team Chaotix, their directive's trackin' down your crime. Silver and Blaze couldn't come because they where from the future. Meanwhile Eggman was partying loudly at a distance. Sonic's funeral was a disaster. It was an ungodly sad day.

"Mr president, why did you kill Sonic?" Asked a reporter with a pointing stick. He stuck the stick near Shadow. "He was evil. I had to. It was my moral duty" answered Shadow. "What made you think Sonic is evil" asked the reporter. Shadow was flabergasted by this question and looked confused. "You know... The mind is finite. There is only so much that can be put in before something must be trashed out. Place must to be made for all the enemy layouts and object placements in Shadow The Hedgehog".

After getting finished with the interview with the reporter shadow ran away because running is faster than walking and Shadow valued his time as the president of the United States of America. Also he liked running. Shadow thought he could finally kill that fuck Doctor Eggman now that Sonic was gone.

Shadow thought to himself "where was Eggman last" and then he remember last time he saw Eggman was 2006 in Soleanna so he went back to his castle and did some gaming. Shadow was in shock, there he was. "Julian Kintobor, what are you doing here", yelled Shadow. "Your mom". Shadow went into a psychosis.

Shadow saw a girl. It was Maria. Shadow held a gun. Shadow's arm was raising. Shadow couldn't control his arm. Shadow was outraged by this. His hand loaded the gun. His hand pulled the trigger. Blood splashed on his face. Then Shadow woke up. Kintobor was dead. Sonic was dead. Shadow was free.