Last time on not a Shadow of who I want to be Shadow, the president of the United States of America, ended Eggman. Then he ended his presidency by instead becoming the ruler of the world.
Just like Kim Jong-un when Kim Jong-il died, Eggman's distant cousin appeared out of nowhere to take his place. His name was Eggman 2.
Eggman 2 entered Eggmanland as Eggmanland entered him. "Your asshole appears to be correct" said the enterance dildo. "Thank god" thought Eggman 2. His thoughts were interrupted by "there is no god there is only Eggman 2 he will rule over you fools like the God you claim to be"
The eggrobots welcomed him in as their new leader, the successor of the great Eggman the great.
Shadow Jr was eating donuts as the donuts ran out because he ate them. As the manly baby he was he calmly entered Shadow's gaming room and asked for more donuts. After beating Shadow in guitar hero at all hail Shadow Shadow ran to the store to buy more donuts. As a man with integrity Shadow didn't skip the line at the donut store even though he well could have as the ruler of the world.
Vector saw him in line and yelled "Hey Sonic, long time no see". Vector continued "I've been trying to get in contact with you. We need to do something about Shadow's rule". Shadow looked at him then Vector gasped as he saw it was Shadow. "Oh Shadow, didn't see it was you... ...I totally support your regime". "Why do you always confuse me with that blue asshole?" muttered Shadow. "Oh you don't know" asked Vector. "As solar scientists me and Amy stare into the sun 5 hours a day. Staring into the sun hurts your eyes. Don't stare into the sun... Unless you're a solar scientist" explained Vector. "Did you know I offer 2 million dollars for anyone who can catch Eggman 2" asked Shadow. "2 million dollars?" screamed Vector. "I could be rich!".
"Shadow, I know where Eggman 2 is" said Vector. Shadow looked surprised. "Me and Charmy visited Eggmanland a couple days ago. It had some pretty good rides. It looked to be active" explained Vector. "Well then lets go" said Shadow.
An eggrobot entered Eggman 2's office. He said "hey Eggman 2 I've wanted to ask you a question and please don't be offended". Eggman 2 nodded causiously. "Why are you such an asshole?" he continued. Eggman 2 spun his head around in a loop. "Well let me tell you something, Jack, your name is Jack now, and I am going to tell you something now" said Eggman 2. "It all started with my mom, I asked her for a cookie, and she said NO. I was deserving of a cookie but I did not receive one. That's when the seed was planted in me that the human race is doomed. There is no justice in the world, Jack. That's why I reject caring about the human race, Jack. The human race isn't redeemable, Jack. There's nothing I can do to redeem them. There's no use fighting for the impossible. All I can do is fight for myself" he said. Jack looked disgusted. "Don't go jumping to conclusions...". "Listen, Jack, look at all the bad in the world. Will you try to fix an unfixable problem or will you join me and live your life as you deserve?" replied Eggman 2. After a bit of thinking Jack replied "I will join you".
Shadow and Vector slowly sneaked into Eggmanland without making a sound. They were careful not to be seen by any guards. They heard a loud sound. "Shadow, I know you're here". "How did you know we are here" screamed Vector. "Because you just told me Crocodile boy" screamed Eggman 2 astoundishly happily. Boy was Vector surprised.
"Now's your chance, Jack, go prove yourself to me. Go kill Shadow The Hedgehog" said Eggman 2. Jack rushed out to Shadow only to get spindashed seconds later. Now he lays there dead. Shadow had arrived.
