Last time on not a Shadow of who I want to be Shadow, the ruler of the world, and Vector, that cool crocodile, finally found the computer room. Now they are engaging Dr Eggman 2, the successor of Dr Eggman, inside the computer room.
"I am not evil. All I ever wanted was to make the world a better place..." said Eggman 2 then continued his sentence with "...for me". "Isn't selfishness like that one of the very definitions of evil" said Shadow. "Oh, then maybe I am evil..." said Eggman 2. "...but you are evil too. Don't lie to me Shadow. I saw you playing video games all day rather than helping the people" continued Eggman 2. "No, no you don't understand. I am a victim of gameritis, it requires me to play video games 17 hours a day..." explained Shadow. "...ok maybe I am not the greatest but certainly I'm not evil" continued Shadow. "You had so much power to improve the world but you chose to use it to buy the world's fastest Nintendo GameCube then killed everyone who claimed having a 10 times higher tps than everyone else is 'cheating'" said Eggman 2.
Shadow sighed and tears began forming on his handsome black and red face. Shadow started hugging Eggman 2 and Eggman 2 felt Shadow's warm muscular arms wrapped around his body. It was like the sun grabbed him because Shadow was so hot. Eggman 2 thought Shadow must have went to the gym because he was the most muscular alpha male he had ever seen. "Shadow..." he uttered gasping for air because Shadow was hugging him so hard he couldn't breathe. They didn't call him Chadow for nothing. "...There's nothing wrong with being evil. Everyone is a little bit evil, we are just more" continued Eggman 2 as he wiped off Shadow's tears from his beautiful face. Eggman 2 noticed Shadow's face was more red than usual, he was blushing.
Eggman 2 unzipped his pants revealing his massive throbbing penis. Shadow carressed Eggman 2's stomach imagining him to be pregnant with his child turning him on. Shadow overshadowed the shadows with the shadow of his penis as it was taken out. His penis grew immensly to the size of a skyscraper from Eggman 2's perspective. Shadow undressed Eggman 2 as Eggman 2 stroke his quills sexually.
Eggman 2 stuck his tounge out and he began furiously licking Shadow's quills while Shadow stroke his penis. Eggman 2 put his hand on Shadow's head. Eggman 2 moaned then proceeded to thrust his erect penis between Shadow's quills as he squeezed them together. His penis slided up and down the quills accelerating exponentially until stabilizing at a constant velocity. Shadow helped the fat middle aged man not exhaust himself by trapping his penis and moving his quills up and down in a quilljob.
"Woah, this is really hot" said Vector. "shut up, Vector. Here's a billion dollars. Now go home" said Shadow and handed him a billion dollars. Vector ran home.
Shadow noticed Eggman's toes were deformed allowing him to stick his massive penis between the gaps between his long toe and big toe. Eggman 2 was so surprised Shadow's 15 inch wide penis could penetrate his toe gap he filled with addrenaline and accelerated his penetration frequency like a stimulated duck. Eggman 2 was moaning like he was in an american president on hedgehog sexual intercourse. As Shadow was sliding his penis in and out of Eggman 2's toehole his toe became sore adding resistance reducing stimulation prompting Shadow to shove his cock up Eggman 2's nose.
As Eggman 2 gave Shadow a nosejob Shadow's cock penetrated through his nose into his mouth and stomach causing Eggman 2 to cough up eggs and tacos. As Shadow forcefully rammed his penis up and down Eggman 2's nose this caused Eggman 2's nose to nose bleed. Then Shadow used the blood as lubrication to fuck Eggman 2's asshole. It was so much fun he did it again. Penetrating Eggman 2's asshole caused serious sexual gratification for Shadow so he came after multiple seconds.
"Shadow, will you marry me?" asked Eggman 2. Shadow was silent for 6 seconds. "But... What will happen with Rouge... And Omega" asked Shadow. "Be strong... Be the good hedgehog you always have to be..." Said Eggman 2. "You know what you have to do".
"Shadow, don't prioritise anything over yourself and me. We are the center of the world. Empathy and morality are constructs to keep smart people like us behind. Everyone else in the world are just pawns in our game. Tools to give us what we want." said Eggman 2. "True dat" said Shadow. "yeah" responded Eggman 2 then Shadow ran to his palace and kicked out Rouge and Omega. Then Dr Eggman 2 moved in.
One day Shadow was really hungry for coffee beans so he said "I am really hungry for coffee beans" to Eggman 2 who was standing near him. Shadow had ran out of Coffee beans so he asked his servants for more Coffee beans. Marcus 2.0 (who was actually worse than the original) gave him a bag of Coffee beans. Shadow groaned and responded "these Coffee beans kinda sucks, bro". "I'm sorry which Coffee beans do you want more off in the future" asked Marcus 2.0. Eggman 2 joined the conversation when he said "why don't you do a poll on which are the best Coffee beans, Shadow, that would be fun".
Shadow and Eggman 2 gathered 500 slaves for a Coffee bean testing. Shadow told them to stand in line while he handed out Coffee beans. First in line was a young Racoon boy. Shadow handed him a Coffee bean then after he ate it Shadow screamed "WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT THE COFFEE BEAN?". "I... maybe a bit-t too strong" he cried. Eggman 2 whispered in Shadow's ear "kill him". "What?" said Shadow. "He thought that weak ass Coffee bean was too strong, he clearly has very different preferences than you, he will only worsen the results against your favor" whispered Eggman 2. Shadow hesitated for a minute. "Don't be weak, remember what I said" he heard then fired the gun shot. "Good, Shadow, now continue" said Eggman 2.
After getting the perfect flavour of Coffee beans Shadow was happier but he still thought his Coffee beans tasted a little weird. Maybe some of the blood of the dead slaves fell on them.
Shadow's approval rating dropped but he realized he could just kill a bunch of people to get it back to normal. His advisors warned him killing too many would destabilize the world so he couldn't quite get it back to normal but Shadow didn't mind. Only a few percentages drop didn't matter to him.
As time passed by the days changed, weeks moved by and the clock arms switched multiple times. Shadow got a letter by Amy. "Shadow, I know there is absolutely not no good left in you. I want to inform you about Rouge, she's in the hospital..." it read. Shadow didn't know how to feel. He told himself it didn't matter but it did matter. Shadow realized it doesn't matter how much you try to trick yourself 2+2=5, it still doesn't make it true. He burst out crying. Two plus two was four.
After five seconds of rethinking his life at super shadow speed Shadow ran to Rouge in the hospital fast enough to cause a shadow boom. "Shadow, I knew you would come" said Rouge. "are you okay?" Asked Shadow. A tear fell from his eye. Rouge responded "no". "I have been diagnosed with terminal cancer, Shadow. They say I have only 2 hours left to live". She coughed. "They told me I could make it if I could afford the treatment before it was too late" she said. "Rouge, I'm sorry, I should have helped you" apologized Shadow. "Be good, Shadow. Be the hero I've always wanted you to be, and we will reunite in heaven" she smiled. Shadow was silent for a moment. "Where's Omega, at least I can save him" asked Shadow. "He malfunctioned 2 months ago" answered Rouge. Another tear fell from Shadow's eye. Rouge was breathing heavily. "Shadow... I hope... you learned... that... your... actions... have... consequenccees..." Rouge said with the last of her strength then returned to rest.
Shadow looked at her heartrate monitor, Rouge, and Omega, were dead. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he yelled.
Shadow knew what he had to do. He ran back to his palace and filed for divorce against Eggman 2. This lead to numerous months of court.
Shadow, Shadow Jr and Eggman 2 were in the courtroom waiting for the jury's final decision. "Daddy, aren't you the ruler of the world, can't you just rule that you get everything" asked Shadow Jr. "It's called integrity, son. It's means the quality of being honest and having strong moral principles. Everyone should be equal under the law, whether you're the ruler of the world or an evil supervillian." Shadow responded. The fat court people entered. "After numerous months of arguing and harassing each other and reading law documents we have come to a decision" said the fattest one. "Foremost we would delight to divulge that hereafter this preceding our affirmation of the claim the great hedgehog possesses of sovereignity is perpetually unfluctuatingly constant. Nonetheless the voluminous monogamist of this succulent dignitary perseveres dominion in the proceedings." The fat guy continued. "We have materialized the eventuality of the advent of the forthcoming conclusion into being. Our aspirations are the residuum of this adumbration will be unveilling. The corpulent humongous execrable debauching behemoth of a colossal man Julian Kintobor the subsequent shall henceforth be obliged the maintenance of the voluptuous hoglet". Shadow couldn't believe what he heard. He was down. But he would never give up the fight. He was a new man. The man Rouge would be proud of. He hoped.
Whoa, whoa, whoa yeah
Whoa, whoa, whoa yeah
Whoa, whoa, whoa yeah
Whoa yeah
Whoa, whoa, whoa yeah
Whoa, whoa, whoa yeah
Whoa, whoa, whoa yeah
It's been a long, rough road
And I'm finally here
I move an inch forward
Feels like a year
Everything I feel seems so unreal
Is it true?
Is it true?
I take one step forward
And two steps back
Got a hundred thousand pounds
Sitting on my back
Up, down, all around
Don't know quite what to do
To get through
Well I'm on my way
On my way
On my way
On my way
Here I am, here I am
Made it to the end of you
You Never had a chance while I'm around
No! No!
No, no, no, no!
Well, now I'll never turn back, I'll never turn back
I'll never turn that way
No matter how life tries to face me
I'll turn the other way
Now and then, now and then
My head starts to spin, starts to spin
But I'll never turn back again
No! No!
From this moment on, moment on
I am moving on, moving on
And I'll never turn back
No!
Whoa, whoa, whoa yeah
Whoa, whoa, whoa yeah
Whoa, whoa, whoa yeah
I guess I'm moving all right and I'm on my way
Facing every moment day by day
Take a chance, slip on by, got no time to answer why
Head straight, head straight
What will I become if I don't look back
Give myself a reason for this and that
I can learn, no U-turns, I will stay right here where I'm at, where I'm at
But I'm on my way
On my way
On my way
On my way
Here I am
Made it to the end of you
You never had a chance while I'm around
No! No!
No, no, no, no!
Well now I'll never turn back, I'll never turn back
I never turn that way
No matter how life tries to face me
I'll turn the other way
Now and then, now and then
My head starts to spin, starts to spin
But I'll never turn back again
No! No!
From this moment on, moment on
I am moving on, moving on
And I'll never turn back
No!
Whoa, whoa, whoa yeah
Whoa, whoa, whoa yeah
Whoa, whoa, whoa yeah
I'll, I'll, I'll never turn back!
