Merry Old Land of Oz


(Ayla's POV)

*The four of us stood in front of giant green gates of the Emerald City, completely in awe*

Tin Walrus: Ayla look, a string. Try to pull it.

*I pulled it & a loud bell sounded. Just then, we all heard a voice on the other side of the door*

?:*off-screen* Who's there?

Ayla: Hello, we're travelers and we've come to see the Wizard of Oz.

*Suddenly, a pink pig dressed in a green guard uniform poked his head out of a small window in the door, scaring the Lion*

Pig Guard: The Wizard? I hope for your sake, you've got important reasons.

Scarecrow: We've got very good reasons to see him.

Pig Guard: Well, if you're sure, then I'll let you enter. But don't whine if the Wizard won't see you.

*As the gates opened, a brown dog driving a carriage pulled by a white pasha (look up "Streaking Pasha" on "Sonic News Network") pulled up to us*

Cappy: Cabby! Cabby! Just what your looking for! Take you anyplace in the city, we does!

Ayla: Can you take us to see the Wizard, please?

Cabby: The Wizard! Why yes, of course! But first I'll take you to a place where you can tidy up a little.

Ayla: Oh, that'd be great! Thanks! We've been traveling a long way and we feel - Wow! I've seen a pasha like that before!

*The pasha pulling the carriage had turned purple*

Cabby: No. And never will again, I fancy. There's only one of him and he's it. He's the pasha of a different color you've heard about.

*He flicked the reins & we were on our way*

*Cappy singing*

Ha-ha-ha!

Ho-ho-ho!

And a couple of tra-la-las

That's how we laugh the day away

In the merry old land of Oz

Buzz-buzz-buzz

Chirp-chirp-chirp

And a couple of la-di-das

That's how the crickets crick all day

In the merry old land of Oz

We get up at twelve and

Start to work at one

Take an hour for lunch and

Then at two we're done

Ayla, Scarecrow, Tin Walrus, & Lion: Jolly good fun!

*Cabby singing*

Ha-ha-ha

Ho-ho-ho

And a couple of tra-la-las

That's how we laugh the day away

In the merry old land of Oz

*Ayla, Scarecrow, Tin Walrus, & Lion singing*

Ha-ha-ha

Ho-ho-ho

And a couple of tra-la-las

That's how we laugh the day away

In the merry old land of Oz

*We then pulled up to a place called "Wash & Brush Up Co." & went inside. The Scarecrow was getting stuffed with new straw*

*Beauticians singing*

Pat, pat, here

Pat, pat, there

And a couple of brand new straw

That's how we keep you young and fair

In the merry old land of Oz

*Muttski & the Tin Walrus were getting polished*

*Polishers singing*

Rub, rub, here

Rub, rub, there

Whether you're tin or brass

That's how we keep you in repair

In the merry old land of Oz

*I was getting a spa treatment*

*Beauticians singing*

We can make a dimple smile out of a frown

*Ayla singing*

Can you even dye my eyes to match my fur

Girl: Uh-huh!

*Ayla singing*

Jolly old town

*The Lion was getting a manicure*

*Manicurists singing*

Clip, clip, here

Clip, clip, there

We give the roughest claws -

*Lion singing*

Zat certain air of savoir faire

In the merry old land of Oz

Sonic Scarecrow: Ha-ha-ha!

Tin Walrus: Ho-ho-ho!

Ayla: Ho-ho-ho-ho-

*Ayla, Scarecrow, Tin Walrus, & Lion singing*

Ho

That's how we laugh the day away

In the merry old land of Oz

That's how we laugh the day away

With a ah-ha-ha

A-Ah-ha-ha

A-Ah-ha-ha

A-Ah-ha-ha

A-Ah-ha-ha

A-Ah-ha-ha

A-Ah-ha-ha

A-Ah-ha-ha

A-Ah-ha-ha

A-Ah-ha-ha

In the merry old land

Merry old land

Merry old, merry old

Land of Oz

Ayla: Next stop, the Wizard!

*Suddenly, we heard a scream. We turned around & saw a woman pointing up towards the sky. We looked & saw the Wicked Warlock of the West. Flying on his broomstick with a trail of black smoke behind him*

Lion: Who - Who's zat!?

Ayla: It's the Warlock! He followed us here!

*He was writing something in the sky*

Surrender Ayla

Woman: Ayla? Who's Ayla?

Woman #2: The Wizard will explain!

Man: The Wizard!

Man #2: The Wizard!

Ayla: What should we do!?

Scarecrow: Well, we'd better hurry if we're gonna see the Wizard!

*We all followed the crowd as they ran towards a giant castle. A black cat wearing a green uniform came out*

Guard: All right! All right! Stop it! Stop it! The Wizard has everything under control. (I hope). So you can all just go home. *the crowd left, but we approached him* And who are all of you?

Ayla: We are travelers. We come all this way to see the Wizard of Oz.

*The Guard looked surprised*

Guard: The Wizard? Why do you all want to see him?

Scarecrow: We all have requests for him.

Guard: I see. Wait here while I announce you.

*He went inside*

Scarecrow: Did you hear that!? I've has good as got my brains.

Tin Walrus: I can practically hear my heart beating.

Ayla: I'll be home in time for dinner.

Lion: In another hour, I'll be ze King of the Forest!

*Just then, the Guard came out*

Guard: Good news. The Wizard will see all of you.

*We all cheered & followed him inside*


Merry Old Land of Oz - Wizard of Oz