AN: I know this is mainly about the Satam 90s TV show but this will have other characters from the sonic universe. So yeah this story is rated M to be safe, don't think there won't be anything too graphic in it, keyword 'think'. Enjoy:)

Dark, Downpour, and a lighting show could describe the area around Knothole this night. A dead chicken lay on the path to the village, likely roadkill from a certain speedy hedgehog. A short, long–nosed man stood in the shadows and grinned evilly. He had a plan that could give him the same power his uncle had.

He grabbed the corpse and hauled it off to his private lab in Robotropolis. Strapping it to an operating table he began to bring it back to life before roboticizing it, laughing manically the whole time. When he was done, he moved the table up and spun the now operational Roboticized Chicken and plugged him into some staticky monitors. Mobius was in for some batshit times.

(White noise)

The new additions

"Alright Freedom Fighters, we have two new members to the team!" Sally proudly announced as she motioned over to two… strange humanoids.

"Meet Beavis and Butthead!"

"Hi!" The Freedom Fighters greeted.

"…uh." Butt-head muttered.

Beavis did a weird laugh. "Cool… they're like… fighting for freedom… he, he-he, hehehe."


"So we hit the weapon stashes before dawn, those are some of Robotnik's best assets right now." Sally briefed before a map.

The Freedom Fighters nodded.

She looked over to Beavis and Butt-head who were too busy taking caffeine pills.

"You guys get that?" She asked.

They were shaking now.

"You… y-you said ass." Beavis stuttered before they both giggled.

"…I'll take that as a yes, let's roll!" Sally commanded.

"Sally-girl we're compromised, they're surroundin us!" Bunny screamed through her mic dodging lazer fire.

"What!?" Sally yelled in shock as she too noticed Swat-bots moving in on her group.

"Beavis! Butt-head! You two were supposed to keep watch on enemy movement! What happened!?" Sally screamed in rage through her mic.

The two were busy eating Sonic fries and burgers while Swat-bots moved past them.

"…uh, we were hungry." Butt-head said.

"Yeah." Beavis added.

"It's not… lunch-! Arrgh!" Sally gave up and surrendered to the Swat-bots.

"Okay go ahead and rub it in." She said to the Swat-bats.

"Oh yeah! You getting roboticized TO-NIGHT!" One of them exclaimed excitingly while breaking down into a dance.

"Hey Sal, maybe next time don't recruit two meth heads, now I have to jet." Sonic reminded before dashing off with Tails.

"Fuck!" Sally yelled while slumping to the ground on her stomach.

(White Noise)

Tails' lover

Tails was out in a field playing with some dolls.

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!" He said in his young sadistic voice to a barbie doll in a hole he dug.

"Hi cutie!"

Tails lurched around to see a vixen in a jumpsuit type outfit.

"Oh, uh… hi! I wasn't talking to you by the way." Tails nervously responded.

The Vixen gave a cute laugh before greeting, "hi I'm Fiona."

"Hi I'm Tails."

"Say do you want to be my boyfriend, even though I'm kind of a bitch who's like five years older than you and might cheat on you with two different guys and commit treason and slap you without reason, causing a rift between you and your best friend with a side of some irreversible emotional trauma, you interested?" Fiona proposed sweetly.

Tails immediately hugged her and wrapped his tails around her.

"Yay! I get to have girlfriend and experience heartbreak and infidelity at a young age!" Tails cheered with glee.

(What noise)

Coolant Day

A lone Swat-bot walked up to a metal door in Robotropolis. There was digital sobbing coming from the other side of it. It knocked on it.

"Hey Unit 555734E, you okay buddy?" It asked.

"No, that blue motherfucker killed Unit 493880C today, just spin dashed right through him." Unit 555734E sobbed.

"Ooh… yeah that Sonic guy's a real Jerko–"

"He was going to propose to one of the Robians! We had that wedding and shit planned out and everything!" Unit 555734E wailed in anguish, cutting Unit 597013F off.

"Another ooh… big mistake in wartime tsk tsk tsk." Unit 597013F warned while snapping his metal digits.

"Why are you even hear?"

"I came to tell you it was coolant day in the cafeteria, so better swing on by and get a bowl while it's nice and cool." Unit 597013F informed.

"Get the hell away from my door!"

(White noise)

Gotta Go Fast!

Sonic sped through Knothole Forest, not giving a damn as he broke the sound barrier.

A scream came out under his foot that lasted two milliseconds.

"Oops, sounds like I hit another animal, slow poke shouldn't have been in the way if you ask me." Sonic said before he stopped and wiped the blood off his shoes, then shot off again.

Another scream came out not long after.

God dammit I take the same path every day, you'd think these fucks would go the hell somewhere else by now! Sonic thought as he stopped again.

"OH FUCK ME AND YOU HAD TO STICK TO MY SHOE!?" Sonic yelled in anger as he saw his right foot was practically embedded in a opossum's rib cage.

With a swift motion of his foot, he yanked the corpse off in the woods before wiping the blood and organs off and speeding off again.


"Oh Sonic, wreck me like you do one of those Swat-bots in a spin dash." Sally said in a sultry voice.

Sally had Sonic in her hut and the lights were dimmed out. She was sure she was going to get some hedgehog D that'll last all night, or she thought she was.

"Oh Sonic, Oh!-"

"…"

"What the hell was that!?" Sally yelled, underwhelmed.

Sonic sped out of the hut, winking at the screen.

"Gotta go fast!" He reminded before speeding off.

Robotocized Chicken boks as the credits roll.

AN: I'm making these like four scenes long cause I don't want to burn myself out.