Julius has made the Sega gods mad after controlling Sonic Jesus with his not appropriately shortened fingernails. I cannot believe it. I might have to move to a different city, maybe even country, maybe continent, maybe planet, maybe solar system, maybe galaxy, maybe even a different universe. I'll go to Mobius. Because Station Square will not only get me demonetized for it's abriviation (SS) and because I don't want to meet Chris the Anime child with Type III autism. I just need a currency converter from Euros to Mobians. I'm 84.11041993% sure that he played Sonic Dash. The 1.5sec of gameplay that I saw was eather from Seaside Hill Zone or Green Hill Zone. If it's Green Hill Zone then I will voluntarily run into the Badnik in the Sonic 1 prototype. If he has a high score of 2.000.000 or higher then I will donate a Dreamcast in original packaging to my local Sega Chapel in Green Hills. If this isn't enough I'll donate my entire body to make those Sega gods happy. After I saw him playing my puls went from 85 to 105, I am still shocked. I am so sorry Yuji Naka. Julius really needs to shorten his fingernails to an acceptable length. Controlling Sonic Jesus is not allowed with fingernails longer than of your Sonic video game collection. So, my fingernails are allowed to be up to 10cm.
