Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
Jutsu: Shadow Clone Jutsu!
Talking: "Hey there"
Thinking/Flashback: "Huh, that happened"
Dragon/Avatar Talking: "How dare you!"
Dragon/Avatar Thinking: "Woah he's stronger than I thought"
A/N:
Hey there this is my first story and I'm only really writing this since this idea has been stuck in my head all day and in my opinion there aren't enough dragon maid crossovers so why not kill two birds with one stone? Also warning this story(If I decide to continue it) will be a harem(Kanna is not part of the pairing, that would just be wrong...) and has lemons it it, though they might not be very good. That's all I have to say for now I hope you enjoy this story!
-Land of Lightning-
"Why?"
It wasn't supposed to turn out like this, everyone should have been free, super gramps said so. So then why did he just absorb the god tree and everyone attached to it?
Did he do the hand seal wrong?
No, he was a slow learner, but he'd defiantly remember what it took to save everybody.
So then why?
This isn't what he sacrificed himself for, what THEY sacrificed themselves for.
But now it was all over, no one was left, he was alone…
With nothing left to do he flew around the elemental countries collecting all he could and sealing it away. Nobody was here to use it anyway.
Thanks to everyone's absorption he had knowledge of many new things, learned secrets he wasn't meant to know and had memories that weren't his. Using this newfound knowledge, he went to every single village and took their secrets, he was the last shinobi after all.
From the hidden leaf to cloud and even Orochimaru's still hidden bases. All was taken and sealed away.
"Well, that's the last of it, might as well find somewhere else to live. Heck I might even revive the shinobi way wherever I end up…nah that didn't go so well the first time when super gramps did it. Oh well here goes nothing." With a sigh he mutters two words. "Yomotsu Hirasaka."(1) Thus the legacy of the shinobi disappears from the world. Never to be seen again.
-Tokyo Forest-
Hurt. That's all he could feel, from the bottom of his feet to the top of his head, he hurt all over. "Okay, so maybe trying out a spacetime ninjutsu that tears the fabric of reality from an absorbed memory alone wasn't such a clever idea." Oh… he's passing out, that's not good.
"Hahahaha!" Naruto turns head to the right to see a teenage girl, no, a woman laughing in the woods with a bottle in her hands. "Ohhhhh is that a hunk in the middle of the woods? Dreams do come true hahahahaha!" She is obviously drunk if her way of talking and walking was anything to go by.
She proceeds to sit on the ground next to his prone form and leans in closely to get a better look. "Oi, are those whiskers real? Ya look like a fox! Hahahaha"
Not seeing any harm in talking with this strange woman he answers her. "Yup, had them since I was born, they're birthmarks of a sort." Well, he obviously couldn't tell her that he got them from basically marinating in a demonic nine-tailed fox's chakra when he was still in his mom's womb.
"S'that so? Well, they definitely make you look cute" she says with a smirk, then reaches out and pets one of his cheeks.
"W-w-what are you doing?" he stutters trying to get away but curses when he realizes he can't move due to his body still hurting and being tired from using the dimension hopping jutsu for the first time.
"Mah mah don't be so uptight, just checkin' if they're actually real" she smiles even wider when huffs and looks away from her with red on his cheeks
"The names Kobayashi by the way, second year at Tokyo University. You?"(2)
"Naruto Uzumaki, hunk from the woods" he replies with a smirk and she begins laughing again.
"You know what Naruto? How about you come to Tokyo University with me? God knows I need a friend" she trails off with a small smile.
"Hmm sure why not I got nothing better to do anyway, and I'd love to be your friend Kobayashi" he says with a bright smile.
"That sounds great! But.." she pauses yawning, "let's talk more about that in the morning", getting sleepy she decides to cuddle up to Naruto's side and gets a startled 'Huh' from Naruto in return.
"It's cold and you're warm so suck it up and be a man, unless," she looks up at him with a grin, "you've never had a girl on you before huh?" When all she receives is a scoff from Naruto her grin gets even wider, "I didn't hear a no~"
"Just shut up and go to sleep…" he huffs. Kobayashi giggles and snuggles even deeper into him and eventually falls asleep producing a small snore.
"What did I just get myself into" he says with an exasperated sigh, but when he looks down and see Kobayashi sleeping he smiles. "This might not be so bad after all," he looks up at the night sky before finally succumbing to sleep as well.
-Next Day-
"Wow my bed is really warm this morning, makes me wanna sleep in" Kobayashi mutters sleepily as she gets in closer.
"Well, if you're going to sleep longer, I'm not gonna stop ya"
Kobayashi freezes and robotically looks toward the voice to see the same person from the dream she had last night….
"Oh god"
"So, hunk from the woods huh?" He asks with a raised eyebrow and a smug look on his face. Kobayashi moves away from the man faster than she ever has before causing him to chuckle as he sits up.
"Wha-wha-wha…who are you, where am I?" She asks as last night's events run through her mind and, to her relief, she realizes they didn't have sex last night, that's good at least.
"Well, I'm Naruto Uzumaki, and you found me here in the woods last night after you apparently went on a bender" he says with a slight laugh seeing her get embarrassed.
Looking at him without the haze of alcohol clouding her vision she was at least pleased to know that he was indeed a hunk, with wild and spiky bright blond, almost yellow, hair that has two bangs that frame either side of his face, clear blue eyes and not to mention the whisker marks on his cheeks, she would have mistaken him for an American if not for his perfect Japanese.
While Kobayashi is looking over Naruto, he does the same with her. The first thing he notices is her bright red hair like those from his clan pulled into a ponytail and hazel brown eyes that kind of remind him of a dead fish.
"It's nice to meet you while sober Naruto, my name is Kobayashi" says with a tiny smile on her face.
"I noticed that last night too, do you not have a last name?" he questions her with a slight tilt of his head and squinted eyes making him look even more like a fox than before.
Holding down her blush at how cute he looked she replies, "A-ah yes I do, it's just kind of embarrassing so I just tell everyone to call me by my last name instead."
"Oh?" he asked gaining a smile, "Are ya gonna tell me it?" he puts on the most innocent and cute face he can, "Pretty please?"
Kobayashi sporting a full blush now stammers, "M-maybe later, any way I gotta get to class…" she trails off and looks at her wristwatch noticing she missed her class. By two hours.
"….fuck"
"Hm? What's wrong?" Naruto asks, seeing a depressed aura around Kobayashi.
"I missed my classes for today…ah well might as well take you to get enrolled, got nothing else to do and it's the middle of the semester so you'll have to wait till the next one starts." She says as she looks toward him.
"Ooo sounds fun let's do it!" he says as he pumps his fist into the air, gaining a smile from his new friend.
"Wait a minute, I've been meaning to ask. What's the deal with your clothes? You a cosplayer or something?"
"Cosplayer? No, I'm a ninja" he says with a huge grin on his face.
"…Eh?" was Kobayashi's elegant reply.
-Tokyo University-
Naruto and Kobayashi are seen walking out of the admissions office after sending in Naruto's transcript. On their walk to the university, it was decided that Naruto should get a new wardrobe since a torn orange jumpsuit tends to stick out. Now wearing an orange hoodie, black pants and tennis shoes. "Sorry that took so long, this place has always had bad customer service, they are always slow. Hopefully we hear back from them soon"
"Nah it's cool, I have a feeling I'll make it in time." Now it may be a wonder how Naruto has a transcript to send in when he has only been in this dimension for a day. In the morning while Kobayashi was still sleeping, he decided to send shadow clones out under different transformations to find out what he could of the world. Through this he learned that he at least needed an ID and to graduate from high school in order to go to the same school as Kobayashi. So, how did he get the necessary items? Two words: sharingan genjustu. Using this aspect of the dojutsu he was able to "convince" all the government workers that he's been living in Japan all his life and was a good student throughout high school, which reflected on his transcript. Honestly, it was a bit too easy.
"No wonder Itachi was so god damn overpowered."
"What was that?" Kobayashi asked not fully hearing what Naruto said under his breath.
"Uhh, I said I was really tired and was wondering where I would stay since I don't really feel like sleeping in the forest anymore heh," he replies with a nervous chuckle in order to hide what he said about Itachi.
Kobayashi just squints her eyes and stares at him, "Uh-huh sure, anyways you could just crash at my place till you get a place of your own."
Naruto raises an eyebrow at her, "Oh? You just met me last night and you already want me to move in with you? How forward and daring. If you want me to sleep in bed with you so bad you just have to ask" he says as he puts a finger under her chin to make her eyes meet his.
Kobayashi's cheeks immediately flush and she backs away from him, "T-that's not it!" she stutters out, as Naruto's amused chuckling turns into full-blown laughter.
Hearing this Kobayashi pouts and says smirking, "Well just for that you're definitely sleeping on the couch."(3)
Naruto stops immediately, "N-now hold on no need to be hasty we're both friends, right? You wouldn't leave me on the cold and lonely couch, would you?" Kobayashi's smirk just grows as she turns and walks off and Naruto runs to catch up with her in order to convince her otherwise.
-Two months later-
Naruto settled into Tokyo just fine, even managing to land a job at a nearby ramen stand as a cook. Living on your own your whole life along with an addiction to ramen could make anyone into a great ramen chef. He even managed to get into Tokyo University, but unfortunately since he applied so late, he would have to wait another semester to join classes.
Another thing that changed in these two months were the feelings that he and Kobayashi developed for each other. It started off as just a shared curiosity between the two of them, neither of them having any previous experience in the subject, but as time went on it kept growing.
It all finally came to a head one night when Kobayashi got drunk again after going out with Naruto to celebrate him getting into university. Drunk Kobayashi made it quite obvious that she had feelings for him and Naruto confessing that he had fell for her as well, leading to the two sharing their first kiss and a very embarrassed but happy Kobayashi in the morning.(4)
The college semester just ended, and they have been dating for a month now. They are currently huddled together under a blanket and laying down on the couch watching a movie when an explicit scene comes on.
Both blush seeing the actors on screen go at it and Kobayashi's face goes full atomic when she feels something hard against her butt. It definitely hasn't been the first time she's felt Naruto's arousal against her, it happening whenever she was the first to get up to go to her morning classes, but this time was the first both were truly awake for. Feeling like there was nothing to lose she pushes herself back against it.
Naruto stiffens when he feels Kobayashi purposely push up against his length and he looks down at her only seeing the back of her head, then she starts grinding herself against him leading him to gasp as he gets harder and harder.
"K-Kobayashi," Naruto stutters out.
"…ko."
Naruto cocks his head to the side so he can hear her clearly, "What was that?"
Kobayashi turns and looks at him with slight want in her eyes and a blush on her face, "My name. it's Meiko"(5)
Naruto blinks and then smiles, "Okay then Meiko" and he pulls her into a deep kiss that she moans into while grinding her hips against his. "Are you sure you want to do this?"
"With you? Yes. I'm just glad I didn't have to be drunk to have this happen" she says with a giggle while Naruto lets out a small laugh.
"Yea, though I wonder how wild drunk Meiko would be," he says biting her ear and getting another moan out of her.
"We can find out later, I want you now," she then reaches for his member and strokes it through his loose pants, causing him to let out a guttural moan and put one of his hands down her sleeping shorts to rub her slit through her panties.
They look each other in the eyes, sky blue meeting hazel brown, before they move in to kiss deeply, mouths open, having their tongues wrestling. Suddenly Naruto flips her under him as he stares at her in a way that makes her increasingly aroused.
Naruto bites her ear once again and moves on to her neck kissing and sucking on it to mark her a as his, before moving on to trail kisses down her collarbone, leaving her gasping and mewling under his touch, then to her chest where he can clearly see her hardened nubs through her loose tank top.
Not wanting the fabric to be in between him and the supple skin of his newest favorite person he takes off the top and kiss the middle of her chest before taking a hardened nipple into his mouth, getting a sharp gasp from his partner. Kobayashi wraps her arms around his head to bring him in closer as he sucks, licks and softly bites her right nub while tweaking and playing with the left one with his hand and switch nipples.
All while this was happening Kobayashi's mind was drawing a blank, she had never felt this way before, even when she teased herself while masturbating it couldn't compare to this and she could only imagine how the real thing would feel.
Feeling like he's teased her chest enough he started trailing kisses down her stomach towards her panty covered leaking slit. Kobayashi's breath hitches as his mouth hovers over aroused clit and moans in disappointment when he instead decides to tease her and kisses her inner thigh while getting closer and closer to her womanhood only to switch thighs and do it over again
"Please, no more teasing," she practically begs, god, she's never been so horny before. How does he know how to rile her up so well?
Naruto chuckles hearing her pleading tone and agrees by slipping off her panties that were soaked with proof of her arousal. He just stares at the perfection in front of his face, the neatly trimmed tuft of red hair that proves that she is indeed a natural redhead, the slightly puffy and pink folds that are currently soaked with her juice, and finally the engorged clit that is just begging to be sucked on, so he does.
Kobayashi looks down awkwardly at her lover just staring at her exposed womanhood, she is worried that it looks unappealing to him but by the far-away look in his hooded eyes she can at least tell that he likes what he sees. Mentally patting herself on the back for shaving this morning she tries to get him out of his lust filled daze.
"Naruto? Are you ok….NGH FUCK!," white, that's all she could see as her eyes roll to the back of her head as she came instantly after Naruto moves his mouth over her clit and sucks, hard. She's never felt so good before, it was like fireworks going off throughout her body. She subconsciously bucks her hips in his face to get more of that feeling.
"Hmm did someone enjoy that?," she could practically feel his smug smirk from there.
"J-just shut up and fuck me, I-I want the real thing now," she comments the last part quietly to herself but with his advanced hearing he heard it all the same.
"Well, if you insist," he slowly rises from his position and Kobayashi admire his toned physique, forever thankful that drunk Kobayashi stumbled into the forest that day two months ago as the so called 'hunk in the woods' was currently her lovable boyfriend. She gulps however when she finally sees the tool he usually had hidden away in baggy pants was above average in size and definitely bigger than any toy she has used before, she idly wonders if it will even fit inside her.
He lines himself up to her slick folds, "Are you ready Meiko?", she never knew hearing her given name from his mouth could induce such an arousing reaction from her, but she nods her head and he slowly enters her, first the head and then the inches that follow after, her pussy doing it all it can to handle the hot and thick rod that is inside her.
From Naruto's perspective, it feels like his dick is in a vice grip, it takes all of his will not to cum immediately from the tightness that is his lover's womanhood.
"Oh god you're so tight" he gasps out, doing all he can to hold back his release.
"And you're so big, stop for a sec so I can try to get used to the size" she says as she can feel her pussy being stretched to the limit in order to handle this new feeling.
After a few seconds she nods that he can start moving and he does, pulling out till only the tip is in and he slowly pushes forward, much to her pleasure if her audible moans were anything to go by.
Kobayashi reaches her arms out to him and brings him into a soul searing kiss that only causes them both to get even hornier, she then whispers in his ear.
"Faster, please." Hearing her tone of voice only made Naruto's arousal spike as he started to pick up the pace, causing Kobayashi's moans and his grunts to drown out the movie that was forgotten in the background.
As Naruto's thrusts get faster and harder Kobayashi can feel the buildup of a release, not wanting to hold anything back she lets it happen, so digging her nails into his back she lets loose "GUH CUMMING!," as her walls begin to constrict even tighter against him inside her.
The sensation of her warm, tight and wet pussy was almost enough to get him to release, but the feeling of her hot breath on her ear, along with her nails digging into his back and finally the fluttering and almost godly constricting of her walls against his manhood finally sent him over the edge.
"Where do you want it?" It was only thanks to his common sense he was able to hold out until he got an answer from her.
"Outside, I'm not ready for kids yet," she says breathlessly, obliging her request he pulls out of her ever-tight folds and proceeds to cum on her body, shooting his seed up from her stomach to her chest and finally getting some of it just under her chin.
"Whew, let me get something so we can clean you up" he says, out of breath and gets up to get some paper towels from the kitchen only to come back and see Kobayashi in the process of licking his cum off her finger.
"Wha-", he mumbles out, not believing what he's seeing.
"You know, I expected it to taste bad like I overheard from the girls talking in class, but this is surprisingly good and sweet? Huh, weird," Kobayashi says more to herself than out loud.
Meanwhile Naruto's mind temporarily shuts down at the sight, but sighs instead. "You know, I guess I didn't need the paper towels anyway," he then sets them down on the coffee table and lays next to Kobayashi and gains an impish smile on his face.
"No kids YET huh?" He says in a teasing tone to a now blushing Kobayashi.
"Shut up," she mutters, snuggling into his side letting silence reign for a few minutes.
Suddenly Naruto speaks up, "Meiko, I haven't been completely honest with you about who I am and where I came from."
She looks up at him and gives him a quizzical look, "What do you mean?"
"Remember when I said I was a ninja?," she nods her head slowly, "I wasn't telling a joke."
Kobayashi starts giggling and bursts out laughing, "That's funny, is that your own version of pillow talk?"
Naruto just sighs and puts his hands in an all too familiar seal, "Shadow Clone Jutsu,"and another Naruto appears standing next to the coffee table.
"…Huh," was all she could say.
Thus began a long-winded explanation of where he came from and how he got to that forest outside of Tokyo.
"Wait, wait, wait, so you mean to tell me this all happened because a goddess, who you are descended from, decided to take back everyone's life force, or chakra as you put it, and you and your team were the only ones who could stop her, she killed them but not before they transferred their chakra to you, you finally killed her, took her chakra and memories, but that had the side effect of also absorbing the consciousness of the 'tailed beasts' inside of you, then you left to undo the illusion put on your world by her only for it to go wrong you end up absorbing everyone's chakra and memories instead?" she asks incredulously.
"Yup that's about right" he replies with a smile. "Oh, don't forget I took all scrolls and ninja tools from my world too," he reminds as his clone unseals Zabuza's Executioner's Blade.
Kobayashi looks at the huge butcher knife warily, "Uh-huh… but why are you telling me all this now?"
Naruto sighs and looks into her eyes, "Because I care for you and our relationship just took a huge step and I didn't want to hide this from you any longer."
The redhead just smiles and asks, "Well Mr. Ninja, what else can you do?"
The last shinobi just plasters on a large grin and says, "get dressed in something comfortable and ill show you," while putting on his own shirt and loos pants.
Kobayashi comes out of their shared room five minutes later with a green hoodie and tan pants with black socks and tennis shoes, "Alright what did you want to show me?"
Immediately Naruto looks as if he catches on fire as his clothes change to that of a haori with flames dancing on it as well as his hair looking like a golden flame waving on his head. The last thing she notices is that his eyes change from sky blue to yellow with what seems to be a cross shaped pupil.
"This is my sage of six paths chakra cloak and I'm about to show you the best view not even money can buy," He stretches out his hand for him to take and tentatively she does.
Faster than she can comprehend he picks her up in a bridal carry and flies out of their open apartment window, making sure to hide them under a genjutsu so they aren't discovered.
Kobayashi shuts her eyes and holds onto him tightly as she feels them get higher and higher, "You can open your eyes now," as she did so and blinking the fogginess out of them, she is greeted by a beautiful sight, the Tokyo skyline lit up late at night.
"Woah this is amazing," she whispers under her breath in wonder, catching the attention of Naruto.
"Yea I'm glad I'm finally able to show you this view, it's always better to see it with someone else," he says with a small smile.
"Well good 'cause I'm going to want to come out and see this again after this," she says as she looks up at him with a grin on her face.
He looks down at her, giving her a view of his mesmerizing new eyes again, "Of course, we got our whole lives ahead of us anyway"
She holds herself closer to him and stares back at the breathtaking view, "Yea, you're right."
-Five years later-
A very drunk redheaded woman in an open brown coat, white dress shirt, yellow tie, dark blue pants, brown shoes and glasses with a slightly tipsy blonde-haired man that wears a white dress shirt with the top two buttons undone and the shirt untucked, black pants and black dress shoes are walking, or stumbling in the woman's case, to a clearing in the forest.
"It was here, wasn't it?" the man says with a fond smile on his face, "Hard to believe it's been five years since then huh Kobayashi?"
*Hic* "Wazzat?," the woman mumbles and the man just sighs.
"Geez you really went all out tonight didn't you?" he chuckles as she immediately wraps her arms around him.
"Of course! It's been five years since me and my super awesome ninja Naru met, it's a day for getting wasted in celebration!" she shouts to the high heavens, "and now me and you are gonna have some fun right here right now~," she purrs with a seductive look on her face.
"Oh Meiko, so naughty wanting to do it in the middle of the forest like we're teenagers trying not to get caught" he whispers in her ear, causing a shudder to go up her spine.
"Just shut up and fuck me you-" she was saying but was cut off by a deep and booming voice.
"I would appreciate it if you humans did not mate in front of me like a pair of rabbits."
Both Naruto and Kobayashi slowly turn towards the voice and they both utter at the same time.
"Is that a fucking dragon…."
-End-
A/N: So? What'd you think? It wasn't too bad I hope.
(1): Space-Time jutsu that Kaguya uses in her fight against Naruto and Sasuke but powered up x100 to cross dimensions.
(2): I decided to start the story five years before Dragon Maid canon starts so that Naruto and Kobayashi can be closer in age. At the start Kobayashi is 20 and Naruto is aged up to 19.
(3): Kobayashi has been shown in the show to be a little mischievous when she wants so I tried to convey that through this conversation.
(4): In the show Kobayashi's attitude is show to do a complete 180 whenever she's drunk so I feel its pretty possible that she would confess under these condition, due to being too shy to do it while sober.
(5): I got the first name 'Meiko" for Kobayashi from a reddit post I saw a few months ago where it was theorized that it was her given name from the kanji shown on her business card. According to the post Meiko could be written out as "Bright Child" and I made it so she feels this name is kind of corny.