Hey sorry for the Late Update but I just didn't had the time for it, also I didn't know how to write further. I had a little blockade (Yes I know a little early, but with my Private Life, it's a little understandable).

chimera629: Who's he connected ? It could be everyone from an Hyuga to an Hatake who Knows? And what do you mean whats his Bloodline ? I thought I already said that its of the Shukeikō-Clan. Or what did you mean?

BobIsBadAtEnglish: Well what the matter with the gender-bent I will think of it. I've read plenty of Fics where they hide their gender and everybody thought they are boys but latter of them was a girl. I will (MAYBE)try to write like that, but it's not safe that it will be like that.

I do not own Naruto or Spider-Man

Chapter 6: What Happens if you put two Jokers in one Room...

Two years have passed. Our heroes are now seven years old and have experienced a lot together since their first meeting.

To the chagrin of all the villagers. Since the day Pītā sat next to Naruto, the two have formed a bond of friendship between them that nothing and no one could separate.

Of course, some of the villagers tried, but the children were not deterred by anything.

Soon the two realized how much they had in common: Both were loathed by the village for one reason or another.

In addition, both had the goal to become great ninjas. And above all, they both LOVED to play pranks.

Now the two are in Pītā's apartment and the owner tried to teach the blonde bonehead some math.

"No, no, you must first solve the bracket and then you may think about the bracketing out, NO, not like that, tell me, don't you ever pay attention in school?" the boy with the brown hair is getting more and more desperate with his tutoring student.

Naruto just laughs and puts his arm behind his head in typical fashion, "Meh, meh Pītā I'm paying attention, I just don't see the point of learning math, how is that going to help me become Hokage?"

The Lord of the Forest just looks at his partner in crime with a soul-eating gaze. "Tell me, Naruto, what do you think a Hokage does? Do you really think you sit in that office waiting for the next threat to come to Konoha?"

"Yeah, what else is there to do as Hokage?" the blond tilts his head in puzzlement and looks questioningly at the spidery boy.

'Are you kidding me? Are you really such an idiot that you believe such a thing?' Pītā's usually calm eyes start to change. Naruto sees the color darken, as something in the pupil seems to...move.

'W-what is that? I feel like I'm looking into a deep dark, all-destroying flame,' with each passing second that his substitute teacher says nothing, fear takes hold of his innermost being.

Takeru suddenly growls something in the direction of his brother. He looks at the black wolf for a moment before taking a deep breath and collecting his thoughts.

"I'm sorry Naruto, that outburst was inappropriate. You...I'm just a little irritated right now, you know? Those stupid, ignorant, petty, cruel and naive villagers don't believe in you, they think you'll fail, that you'll die on your first real mission out there."

While he was still talking like that, he straightened up and started sorting the sheets," you, you are intelligent. I see in you the potential to become the greatest of all Hokage.(sigh)You are a Prodidgy, I see it in your pranks how you plan and execute strokes, the speed with which you learned the Traveling Ten, the Academy Three Jutsus and the level of passion you showed when we improved your Taijutsu. You have an iron will despite all the hatred, the manipulations of some of our senseis, you are always in a good mood. I believe in you Naruto and I will do everything to make you Hokage. After all...you are my best friend".

While the brown-haired academy student was still saying this, Naruto's tears were flowing; never before had he heard someone say that he believed in him and in his dream.

"(Sob) Pītā you, you are (sob) such a good friend!" crying, the Kyuubi's prison jumped on him and hugged him tightly, while a true waterfall ran from his eyes.

"Well, now, now everything is fine. You don't have to cry just over a few words!" the spider comforted the Uzumaki, patting his back soothingly a few times.

"BUT, Naruto, you may be talented in some way and you could be called a prodigy, but the problem is...your character. You are lazy and only interested in flashy things. THAT'S your problem." with a shit giving grin he breaks the emotional moment.

"Hey, you can't just ruin an emotional moment like this, you...you red-eye bastard, Dattebayo!" the blonde yells indignantly at the red-eye bastard.

"Hahaha, calm down, haha calm down Naruto, we better get on with this".

"Hey you can't just change the subject!"

"I can!"

"You can't!"

"Yes I can!"

"No!"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Gotcha, see you agree with me too" with a slimy grin Pītā looks at his blond colleague.

"Hey, I told you to stop that Pītā Baka!"

While the two were still arguing like that, Takeru had enough stood up and just dropped down on Pītā.

"Hey Takeru, get off m...hmph...I...can't breathe...Takeru? Not even a reaction, tell me what if I really died right now hmm?" The wolf just looks at Pītā and lets out a small sound from his throat, whereupon the masked man's eyes widen in shock.

"Naruto, I (clearing throat) think we should move on, remember what Sensei Iruka did to us last time when we didn't do the homework."

Naruto's sky blue eyes widened for a moment.

(Flashback:Last Time this Happened aka:Two days Ago)

"Say, what do you think you're doing here? Is this just a kind of leisure activity for you, where you can come and go as you please? Do you actually know what they do with people like you out there in the world?"

This tirade of abuse from Iruka Umino has lasted for ninety minutes. A time in which lessons could be held.

"What, inform our parents about our laziness? Hmm?" with a bored and annoyed expression Pītā asks.

Iruka squints his eyes, his face turning all red, and Pītā swears he sees steam coming out of his sensei's ears.

"YOU..."

(Flashback End)

"He gave us two hours detention afterwards and...(sobbing) I can still feel the bumps" Naruto rubbed the back of his head with a pain and fear wracked expression on his face.

"Well, then finally stop bitching and solve the task, then we can give the good Mizuki our gift," giggling darkly and rubbing his hands, the boy dressed in red and blue has a manic twinkle in his eyes.

A twinkle that also quickly finds its way into a certain pair of blue eyes.

*Scene change* Konoha Academy the next day

Laughter. An entire class laughs while a red-faced white-haired Sensei cooks in front of the class with anger. How so?

Well, for one, all the desks are glued to the ceiling and Mizuki himself...well he was covered in pink glitter from head to toe. Even Iruka had to giggle.

Just as Mizuki wanted to yell at the obvious culprits full of rage and took a step forward, he set off another trap. Which consists of very many, very sticky feathers.

Now he looked like a peacock, a very pink peacock.

"Sensei, wow, you look really good today" giggling, the last member of the spider clan mocks his sensei.

"You little wayward..." While the target of the prank was still screaming, he took a step forward and was about to grab the offender when...he slipped on a puddle of orange paint, right on his face.

The laughter increased again before Iruka intervened "Ok, ok you had your fun but enough is enough. SILENCE. Come on. Naruto and Pītā was that you?"

"Sensei, what makes you think that, I know my limits. Yes, I also know that I should never do certain things," the masked ninja said in training with an almost holy expression on his face. Well Iruka just thinks he's trying to imitate that facial expression 'Stupid mask which he really never takes off...'

"Who else was it apart from you two? This clearly has your handwriting written on it. Now you will apologize to Sensei Mizuki immediately and then you will clean up the mess here.

Just when Pītā actually wanted to apologize, he saw the expression on Mizuki's face. He narrowed his eyes and almost hissed, "Show me the evidence, Sensei Iruka. If there isn't any, forget that I'm apologizing for something I didn't do."

Iruka is flabbergasted. He never thought the boy would answer like that. Naruto's thoughts were no different 'dude, what are you doing? Yes Sensei Mizuki is an asshole, but why are you starting a fight now? Let's do it as usual, apologize, only to take revenge more discreetly later'

As if the boy from Kiri had read his mind, he only gives him a short, cold look from the corner of his eye.

'I don't think about asking my pardon from such a swine. I smell the falseness, the mendacity and cowardice in him. He was trying to make Naruto and me fail, trying to manipulate us. I'll never respect someone like that.' the cold red eyes of the hunter Unblinkingly gaze into the eyes of his teachers.

'I've never seen a child who had eyes like that. Those are a war veteran's eyes, what's the matter with that boy? Not only is he by far the smartest and most talented boy in this class, but also the most dangerous in the whole academy. And that's if you count the teachers.'

The scarred sensei doesn't know how to react now. "(Clearing throat) It's true we have no proof, but it's obvious that you did it."

"Prove it"

Mizuki doesn't want to listen to this any longer, his collar bursting and he yells "WHO DO YOU THINK WHO YOU ARE?! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST GET WAY WITH EVERYTHING THAT COMES INTO YOUR HEAD?! You're nothing, you never will get somewhere, guys like you die on your first mission out of the village."

Satisfied with itself, the snake in sheep's clothing looks scornfully at the young spider. Iruka is about to say something indignant when suddenly the atmosphere tenses.
It's like it suddenly got colder.

'What's going on here? I feel like I'm dying, this present tense is overwhelming' a girl with black hair suddenly has a very pale face.

"Shi-Shikamara, w-what's going on here?" a chubby boy asks his neighbor, trembling.

"I-(clear your throat)I don't know, Chōji," she replies, uncertain and quiet.

A child wearing a blue shirt with a Uchiha emblem marking them as an adult member of the Uchiha clan is on the verge of passing out like some of the other children.
'I haven't felt this way since I met those bandits with my mother back then'

Even Naruto was about to faint from just present tense. Iruka also had beads of sweat on his forehead when suddenly a cold, authoritarian voice began to speak,

"You think you can say something? You say I'll never get anywhere when you're still a mere Chunin in a task that not only displeases you, but you also lacks any talent for it. You don't even have it in you to make it to Jonin and you want to dictate things to me?"

Mizuki is frozen by those cold, crimson eyes, eyes he could swear he saw something moving in their pupils, something like... all consuming fire.

Pītā narrows his eyes again, chakra begins to form around him, dark, dense chakra visible to the human eye. Not only does this make him appear more menacing, but his aura also turned into an all annihilating and destructive black hole.

"You nobody, do you think, Someone like YOU can really tell me what I can and what I can't do?", the spider slowly takes a few steps towards the chunin, "You are just an insignificant, footnote in the history of the world and should you ever dare to yell at me, my friends or even one of my classmates like that again..."

When the boy reached the man, who was taking a step backwards with each step of Pītā, and thus standing with his back to the wall, he took his hand and started to squeeze.

"...it won't stop with a broken hand", CRACK, a loud crack followed by screams of pain from Mizuki. Blood drips onto the floor from the bone sticking out of the wrist.
Pītā grabbed the collar of the screaming man, pinned him against the wall at eye level and looked deep into his eyes.

"Do you understand?"

Silence. Then the Sensei nods, never in his life has he felt such fear for anyone as he is feeling for this child right now. Fear and Hate.
But he wasn't that stupid to do something now, he knew one wrong move and then only the Hokage could save him.

"Good, then we can continue with the lessons, well, unless you Mizuki Sensei, you should maybe go to the nurse," as if nothing had happened, the aura suddenly disappears and the boy brushes some dust off his sensei's shoulders while looking like an angel has eyes smile.

Nobody moves, even Iruka doesn't know how to react.

Then Pītā bows his head and says aloud,

"Come out Anbu-san and we can get this over with right away. You saw everything, so you know he started and that in the end the right is mine." Out of nowhere, an Anbu suddenly appeared in front of the boy as these words were spoken.

"It doesn't matter if you were right or not, you're coming with me to the Hokage first. Chunin Umino, sorry for interrupting, don't expect to see the boy in class again today." With that, and without waiting for an answer, he grabbed Pītā and shunshined out of the classroom.

"W-Well that was something. (Cough) Come on, today we have our class outside." with a feeble attempt, Iruka tries to take the helm.

*Scene change* Hokage office

"Hmm.." after the Hokage had been told what had happened, he looked deeply and thoughtfully at the Shukeikō boy.

He showed no remorse, although he knows he took it too far.

"Pītā my boy, please explain to me why you immediately resorted to violence and probably traumatized your whole class?"

"The reason, old man? The reason is simple. It was Mizuki teaching Naruto fake Taijutsu Katas, Mizuki trying to hinder my studies by giving me fake notes, and so much more. I...I know I have gone much too far, but it's just been simmering inside me for too long. It's like looking at him as if I'm looking in the face of someone about to ram a Kunai in my back or even worse the back of somebody other at the best possible opportunity."

Firm in his conviction, the young man looks at the old man.

"My boy, when you arrived I managed to convince Danzo that you were too young to be trained by him immediately. But today you proved that you need training. You disappointed me, Pītā. I know that the members of your clan are more animalistic BUT you must learn to control yourself."

"Yes sir," embarrassed at having disappointed the Hokage, the boy looks down at the ground at his feet.

"It.. I'm sorry, my boy, but that would be for the best. Don't worry, I'll always keep an eye on you." The Hokage put his hand on the boy's shoulder reassuringly.

"May, may I continue to attend the academy with Naruto?"

"Of course, but it would probably be better if you stay away from the academy and Naruto for the next two weeks. You will be in the care of Danzo for the time, he will teach and train you. But of course you can visit your friends first say goodbye."

"But what about Hikumo and Takeru?" worried about the well-being of others rather than himself, the hunter asks about it.

'Yes, the will of fire burns strong in you, just like in them,' the Hokage could only smile warmly at the boy's question.

"Don't worry, I'll put them up, they'll survive the two weeks without you. Now come on, I'll give you the details for the next two weeks. Boar, please call Elder Shimura."

So I hope you liked it. The next Time: Training with Danzo.