Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
Chapter 41: Aqua Goes Nuts!
Four days after their battle with Secre, Dylan Riley and the girls made it back to the Mermaid Heel guild as they made it back from their trip to Hamburg, Germany and without bandages since they are all completely healed.
Then, Dylan (wearing his glasses, black Brodie Lee "Exalted in Heaven" t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers), Nami (wearing a black tank top with a "0" on it, blue jean shorts that stop at the upper thighs, and gladiator sandals), Ristarte (wearing her black hoodie, white skirt, and gold high heel wedges), Kinoko Komori (wearing a white t-shirt with a mushroom on it, red dolphin shorts, and red sneakers), Botan (wearing a brown jacket with a salmon t-shirt underneath, dark blue jeans, and white sneakers), Beth Vanderwood (wearing a black t-shirt, blue jeans, and red sandals), Meredy (wearing a red sweater, black leggings, and red ankle-length boots), and Secre Swallowtail (wearing her usual black dress and completely barefoot) exit out of the truck and approach the guild with bags in hand.
"So this is your home?" Secre asked Dylan and the other girls.
"It's our temporary home," Nami said.
"Yeah we are living here until we find a bigger house to live in," Dylan said as they stand at front of the door.
Dylan then opens the door and then he and the girls walk into the guild.
"We're home," Dylan said as he closes the door.
Then, Lucoa (wearing her pink cap, blue denim overalls that stop at the mid-thighs, and pink sneakers), Nico Robin (wearing her aviators, blue t-shirt with a black flower on it, black jeans, and pink pumps), and Nefertari Vivi (with her hair down, wearing a black t-shirt with a crown on it, blue jeans that stops an inch past the knees, and white ankle-length boots) rush over to greet them.
"Welcome home Dylan baby," Lucoa said to Dylan.
"Thanks Lucoa," Dylan said to Lucoa.
"So where is the new girl?" Vivi asked the group.
"She's behind Dylan," Nami said.
Soon, Secre steps out behind Dylan and stands next to him.
"She's look so dark and pretty," Robin said.
"Not mention the horns look cute on her," Vivi said.
"I think me and her could be horn buddies," Lucoa said.
"Girls, this is Secre Swallowtail," Dylan said to Robin, Vivi, and Lucoa as he introduce them to Secre.
"Secre, this is Lucoa, Nico Robin, and Nefertari Vivi," Dylan said to Secre as he introduces her to the trio.
"Hi," Lucoa said.
"Hello," Robin said.
"Nice to meet you Secre," Vivi said to Secre.
"Nice to meet all of you," Secre said to the trio.
"So what does she specialize in?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Secre is a mage who specialize in Seal Magic," Dylan said.
"So what is Seal Magic?" Vivi asked Dylan.
"Basically she can trap people or attacks in these prisons, or she can close injuries," Dylan said.
"Impressive," Lucoa said.
"I guess she was powerful," Robin said to the group.
"Oh she was," Nami said.
"She used a spell to increase her attack power and we all felt it," Botan said.
"Yeah, some of the girls got broken bones," Dylan said.
"That must have hurt?" Vivi asked the group.
"It did," Kinoko said.
"So where is the other Mermaid Heel girls?" Dylan asked.
"There are out on a guild quest," Robin said.
"Aw man, I would love them to meet Secre," Dylan said as he was a little bit disappointed.
"So what took you so long to get back?" Vivi asked Dylan.
"I wanted to see something in Hamburg and we took an extra day after we got back into Lanark late at night, so we stayed at a hotel in Perth to get some rest," Dylan said.
"I see," Vivi said.
"Where's Bellemere, I want to show her some pictures I took?" Dylan asked the trio.
"She went with Aqua to Stewart Park," Lucoa said.
Then the guild's door open as Bellemere (wearing a black long sleeve shirt with claw marks on it, blue ripped jeans, and black sneakers with black laces) and Aqua (wearing a light blue t-shirt, white skirt with black leggings underneath, and blue fuzzy ankle-length boots) step into the guild as Aqua had some bruises and covered in mud.
"Oh my god," Nami said in shock as they see what happened to Aqua.
"Aqua, what happened?" Meredy asked Aqua as Bellemere closes the door.
"She got humiliated," Bellemere said and then she notices Secre in her sights.
"This must be the new girl?" Bellemere asked Dylan.
"Yes it is," Dylan said.
"Secre this is Bellemere and Aqua," Dylan said to Secre as he introduce her to the pair.
"Hi Secre," Bellemere said to Secre.
"Hey," Aqua said in a sad tone and then she walks past the group.
"Who did this to Aqua?" Ristarte asked Bellemere.
"Oh it was blonde jackass," Bellemere said.
"That could be anyone," Botan said.
"Probably someone from my high school, or our rival school P.D.C.I.," Dylan said.
"No it was a guy that full of himself, says that Class 1-B is the best," Bellemere said as Dylan and Kinoko knew who Bellemere was talking about.
"Oh Monoma," Kinoko said as she shakes her head.
"Of course it is Monoma," Dylan said.
"Who's Monoma?" Beth asked Kinoko.
"Yeah who is this Monoma?" Meredy asked Kinoko.
"Oh yeah you never met him," Kinoko said to Beth and Meredy.
"Dylan, care to explain to them?" Kinoko asked Dylan.
"Gladly, Neito Monoma is a student from Class 1-B, the same group Kinoko was in, he boasts how Class 1-B is better than Class 1-A all the time, he has a freaking inferiority complex, that's my guess," Dylan said.
"Not to mention his Quirk copies other people's abilities," Nami said.
"He is also the guy that nearly beaten Dylan to death," Kinoko said.
"Oh fuck," Botan said in shock.
"Dylan nearly died," Vivi said in shock.
"Why didn't you tell the new girls about this?" Bellemere asked Dylan.
"I don't want to talk about it, it was like being in a fight with the entire ," Dylan said.
"So how did this happen?" Nami asked Bellemere as Bellemere tells everyone the whole story.
Two hours ago…
Aqua and Bellemere were hanging out in Stewart Park as Bellemere was sitting on a bench and Aqua was rolling around on the grass.
"This grass feels so great today," Aqua said as she rolls around in the grass.
Aqua then stops rolling on the grass to see three guys standing over her. Those three guys were Class 1-B students Neito Monoma, Shihai Kuroiro, and Yosetsu Awase.
"Oh look, Class 1-B," Aqua said as she stands on her feet.
"Oh look who it is, the so called water goddess of Dylan's little group, just to let you know that Class 1-B is better than that pathetic group you're apart of," Neito said to Aqua.
"I am a water goddess," Aqua said.
"Yeah a completely useless one," Neito said to Aqua.
"I'll show you," Aqua said to Neito as she raises her arms up.
Aqua try to control the water that was in the river, but unfortunately for her it wasn't working.
"Ah damn it," Aqua said angrily.
Neito then pushes Aqua as Aqua lands face first into the mud, leaving some mud on her face and clothes.
"What a loser," Neito said as he gets on top of her.
Neito then slaps Aqua repeatedly on the head very hard.
"You are nothing, you're not a goddess," Neito said angrily to Aqua as he continues to slap her.
"HEY," Bellemere shouted to Neito as she gets off the bench and walks over to him as she had an angry look in her eyes.
Neito then stops as Bellemere was very close to him.
"Get off her or get your back broken," Bellemere said to Neito in a threatening tone.
"Whatever," Neito said as he gets off of Aqua and then he and the other two guys leave.
Soon, Bellemere helps Aqua up as she tries to brush the mud off of Aqua's clothes.
"Bellemere, I want to go home," Aqua said to Bellemere in a sad tone.
"You sure?" Bellemere asked Aqua.
"I just want to leave," Aqua said and soon she and Bellemere make their way home.
Present day…
"Poor Aqua," Nami said as she felt bad for her.
"I knew Monoma would rub it in her face, but I didn't expect that," Kinoko said.
"I think it is best that we leave Aqua alone for awhile," Dylan said.
Then, Dylan and the other girls head to their rooms to unpack their things.
Later on in the day, everyone got their things unpacked as Dylan was looking at the display case that was filled with eight of a hundred cards. He then pulls out the Secre card and puts it in it's slot.
"Looking good, it's like a puzzle, the more we get in, the closer we are to filling it up," Dylan said as he admired his collection.
Then, Aqua opens the door and walks into Dylan's room as she changed into a blue long sleeve shirt, blue jeans that stop at the upper thighs, and blue sneakers. Soon Dylan turns his head to face Aqua.
"Hey Aqua, how are you feeling?" Dylan asked Aqua.
"I'm still a little bit sad," Aqua said.
"Want me to cheer you up?" Dylan asked Aqua.
"No thanks," Aqua said to Dylan as she walks to one of the chairs and sits on it.
"Oh by the way, I think Robin wants to hang out with you a bit," Aqua said to Dylan.
"Alright," Dylan said and then he walks out of his room and closes the door.
Aqua then turns on Dylan's T.V. and flips through the channel. She then stops on Adult Swim as an episode of King of the Hill was playing.
"Okay King of the Hill, I know Dylan likes it despite his intense hatred for Peggy Hill," Aqua said.
The scene Aqua was watching was the one where Bobby was in a women's self-defence class after getting beat up by Chane. Soon Aqua was smiling a bit after seeing Bobby kicking a guy in the groin.
"I think I know how to take care of Monoma," Aqua said as she turns off the television.
The next day, Nami took Aqua to Stewart Park as she parks the Chevy Silverado near the curb.
"You sure you want to do it Aqua?" Nami asked Aqua as they get out of the truck.
"I'm positive," Aqua said as they walk towards the park.
Soon they enter the park as Aqua sees Neito in her sights.
"Wait here Nami," Aqua said to Nami as Nami stood still and Aqua walks to Neito.
"Hey Monoma," Aqua said to Neito as she approaches him.
"Oh look if it isn't the useless water goddess," Neito said.
"I'm not useless and I'm going to prove it to you," Aqua said to Neito in a slightly angry tone.
"Oh you fucking wish," Neito said to Aqua.
Neito then pushes Aqua onto the grass, landing face first near a puddle of mud.
"Stop it," Aqua said to Neito as Neito gets on top of her.
"Stop it," Neito said in a mocking tone as he kneels down and grabs Aqua's head.
"Come you useless water goddess, eat some mud," Neito said to Aqua as he tries to push her head into the mud.
Aqua then starts to get angry as she knew she needed to learn her new technique.
"THAT'S MY PURSE," Aqua shouted as Neito let go of Aqua's head in confusion.
Aqua then flips onto her back as it was now or never.
"I DON'T KNOW YOU," Aqua shouted at Neito and then she kicks him right in the balls.
Neito then holds his balls in pain and falls onto his right side on the grass.
"Oh fuck," Nami said in shock over seeing what Aqua did.
Aqua then gets on her feet and brushes the dirt off her clothes.
"I'm not useless and now you know," Aqua said to Neito and then she flicks him on the forehead.
Aqua then walks back over to Nami as Nami was happy that Aqua stood up for herself.
"Aqua I'm proud of you, you took down Monoma, in a way I didn't expect," Nami said to Aqua.
"Yeah and it felt good," Aqua said as she felt pumped up.
"Hey did Kinoko know where U.A. High is located?" Aqua asked Nami.
"Yeah she visited their about ten times, why?" Nami asked Aqua.
"I want to pay them a visit," Aqua said.
"Alright," Nami said as they head back to the truck.
A little over twenty minutes later, Nami and Aqua were outside of Perth as Nami parks the truck in a parking lot. They look across to see U.A. High in their sights.
"This is it?" Aqua asked Nami.
"Yes," Nami said as they get out of the truck.
Nami and Aqua look around and then they see Class 1-B hanging out in a spot outside the school ground.
"Alright, who is the toughest guy in Class 1-B?" Aqua asked the group as she approaches them.
Then, Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu approaches Aqua.
"THAT'S MY PURSE," Aqua shouted and then she kicks Tetsutetsu right in the balls.
"Oh my god," Nami said in shock as Tetsutetsu grabs onto his balls and falls onto his face.
Then, Shihai approaches Aqua from behind as Aqua sees him coming.
"I DON'T KNOW YOU," Aqua shouted and then she kicks Shihai in the balls, taking him down onto his back.
Soon, all the Class 1-B guys get up as they approach Aqua.
Nami then closes her eyes as all she could hear were the sounds of kicks.
"Oh my god, Aqua for the love of everything, please fucking stop," Nami begged Aqua and then the kicking just stops.
Nami then opens her eyes to see all the guys down and holding their balls in pain.
"That be a lesson to you all, I'm not useless," Aqua said to the guys and then she walks back over to Nami.
"Aqua, what the fuck?" Nami asked Aqua in shock.
"After I kicked Monoma in the balls I felt so great, so I decided to take out my sealed in anger on everyone," Aqua said.
"And by everyone you mean guys and by kicking them in the testicles?" Nami asked Aqua.
"Well that's my plan," Aqua said.
"Aqua this is too much, we are heading back home," Nami said to Aqua in a serious tone.
"Nonsense, I need more," Aqua said.
"Come on, let's go and visit your pirate buddies," Aqua said to Nami as she walks to the truck.
Then, Nami pulls out Dylan's iPhone (who he let her borrow just in case) and calls someone.
Meanwhile at the Mermaid Heel guild, Dylan and Beth were sitting in one of the booths as Beth was sitting on Dylan's lap. They soon make out a little as Robin approaches them.
"Hey Dylan, where did Miss Navigator and the water goddess go?" Robin asked Dylan as he breaks off the kiss.
"Oh they went out to hang a bit and take care of business," Dylan said.
"Okay," Robin said as she leaves the two alone.
Meanwhile, Nami pulls the truck up to The Thousand Sunny as she and Aqua exit the truck. Aqua then sees Usopp outside as she walks up to him.
"Oh fuck," Nami said as this was going to end badly.
"Hello Usopp," Aqua said to Usopp.
"What are you doing here Aqua, are you going to kick me in the balls?" Usopp asked Aqua as Nami called her pirate friends to tell them about Aqua's kicks, apparently she called to a Communication Snail they found.
"Maybes yes, maybe no, when am I going to do it, maybe never, maybe next week, or now," Aqua said and then she unexpectedly kicks Usopp in the balls, taking him to his knees.
"Let this be a warning, don't mess with me," Aqua said to Usopp.
"Aqua, please stop, for the love of fucking god stop this," Nami begged Aqua.
"Oh Sanji," Aqua said to Sanji as Sanji comes out of The Thousand Sunny with the loving look in his eyes.
"What is it Aqua-Swan?" Sanji asked Aqua as Aqua walks up to him and kicks him in the balls.
The force of the kick sent Sanji to his knees as Nami covers her mouth.
"Oh hell yes that felt good," Aqua said as Nami texts someone on the phone.
An hour later, Dylan and Bellemere were in the classroom of 1-B as something was going on.
"What's going on, why are we here?" Bellemere asked Dylan.
"I'm not sure, but it must be important if it meant we are at U.A. High," Dylan said.
Then, the teacher of Class 1-B, Vlad King, walks into the classroom and sits on a chair next to his desk.
"Hello Dylan Riley, sorry we couldn't meet under normal circumstances," Vlad King said to Dylan.
"That's alright, what is going on?" Dylan asked Vlad King.
"One of your friends has been causing trouble for 1-B," Vlad King said to Dylan.
"Please tell me it isn't Nami?" Bellemere asked Vlad King.
"She's Nami's mom," Dylan said.
"No it isn't her," Vlad King said.
Then, Nami and Aqua walk into the classroom as Aqua closes the door behind her.
"It is her," Vlad King said as he points to Aqua.
"Aqua, really?" Dylan asked Vlad King.
"I didn't expect that," Bellemere said.
"Now Aqua, tell us what you did," Vlad King said to Aqua.
"Go on Aqua," Nami said to Aqua as she was not in a great mood.
"Alright, it started when me and Nami heading to Stewart Park and me confronting Monoma. I was about to stand up for myself and then Monoma pushed me onto the ground. He was about to make me eat mud when I yelled out, THAT'S MY PURSE," Aqua said as Dylan and Bellemere started to look a bit confused by the last line.
"Then I flipped onto my back and kicked Monoma in the balls," Aqua said as Dylan and Bellemere were in shocked over what happened.
"What the hell?" Bellemere asked in shock.
"Now tell us what happened at U.A.," Vlad King said to Aqua.
"Well me and Nami pulled up to U.A. High-," Aqua said.
"Just skip to the end," Vlad King said to Aqua, interrupting her in the process.
"Were I kicked the other guys of 1-B in the balls," Aqua said as Bellemere were horrified.
"Oh fuck," Bellemere said in shock.
"Aqua, where did you learn this?" Dylan asked Aqua.
"I learned from watching an episode of King of the Hill," Aqua said as Dylan lowers his head in embarrassment.
"Tell me it wasn't Bobby Goes Nuts?" Dylan asked Aqua.
"I don't know if it was that, but Bobby was taking a women's self-defence class," Aqua said.
"Oh that was it," Dylan said as he was embarrassed by Aqua's behavior.
"I'm afraid that Aqua is barred from the grounds for a month," Vlad King said as he stands up from the chair.
Soon, Dylan and Bellemere stand out of their chairs as well.
"Dylan, can I speak with you for a moment," Vlad King said to Dylan as Aqua, Nami, and Bellemere exit the room.
"Listen I can't let your friend come here and kick guys in the testicles," Vlad King said to Dylan.
"I understand, we'll teach Aqua how to properly defend herself," Dylan said and then he exit the classroom.
Later on, everyone made it back to the Mermaid Heel guild as Dylan, Aqua, and Bellemere were in the training room.
"Aqua, you need to learn other ways to fight then the way you did," Bellemere said to Aqua.
"What's wrong with the way I fight?" Aqua asked Bellemere.
"You kick people in the balls," Dylan said to Aqua.
"Yeah it's not a great move," Bellemere said.
"I think it's great, I have taken down everyone with it," Aqua said.
"It won't work every time, soon they will start wearing cups and your special attacks will go up in fucking smoke," Dylan said to Aqua.
"He's right," Bellemere said.
"That is why I'm going to teach you to fight," Bellemere said to Aqua.
"I can fight using my abilities," Aqua said.
"No offence Aqua, but you are a little bit useless," Bellemere said to Aqua as she puts on MMA gloves.
"Put these on," Bellemere said to Aqua as she tosses her a pair of black MMA gloves.
"I'm going to teach you to fight like a mixed martial artist," Bellemere said to Aqua as Aqua puts on the gloves.
Soon, Aqua and Bellemere walk to the middle of the room as they get into a fighting stance, while Dylan watches on.
"Ready, fight," Bellemere said to Aqua and then she starts to punch Aqua in the face.
"Quit it," Aqua said to Bellemere as Bellemere stops punching for a moment.
"No I will not," Bellemere said and then she kicks Aqua on the left and right side of her body.
"This isn't going to be good," Dylan thought as he watches this training session.
Aqua then tries to nail a series of punches to Bellemere, but Bellemere dodges each punch.
"Come on Aqua, give me your best shot water goddess," Bellemere said to Aqua.
Aqua tries to nail another punch to Bellemere, but Bellemere dodges it.
Bellemere then nails a series of jabs to Aqua's face as Aqua was starting to lose her patience.
"Come on Aqua, put up your hands, defend yourself," Bellemere said to Aqua as she continues to nail her with jabs.
"I can't when you are jabbing me in the face," Aqua said to Bellemere as Dylan knew he had to step in.
"Bellemere stop," Dylan said to Bellemere as he walks up to her and stands beside her.
"If you keep this up, something bad is going to happen," Dylan said to Bellemere.
"Nothing bad will happen, see I'm jabbing her and she isn't doing a thing," Bellemere said to Dylan as she continues to jab Aqua in the face.
"Look, jab, jab, jab," Bellemere said as she continue to nail jabs to Aqua's face.
After all of those jabs, Aqua had snapped and had this very pissed off look on her face. In her anger, Aqua ends up kicking Dylan right in the balls with such a hard force.
"GAHHH," Dylan screams in pain as he falls onto his stomach, while Aqua and Bellemere look on in horror.
"Oh my god," Aqua said in shock as she covers her mouth.
"Dylan was right, it would have ended badly," Bellemere said as Dylan holds his balls in pain and soon loses consciousness.
A few hours later, Dylan soon wakes up as he was outside the guild and the girls of his harem (except for Secre who was in her room) look down at him.
"You…just…got…kicked…in…the…testicles," Robin said to Dylan very slowly just like when Bill was talking to Hank after getting kicked in the testicles by Bobby.
"Oh god, the pain is so horrible," Dylan said in pain over getting kicked in the balls, while Tony Tony Chopper was examining Dylan's condition.
"How is it Chopper?" Nami asked Chopper.
"Dylan's testicles are badly bruised and swollen, in fact I can't find one of his sacs," Chopper said as Dylan groans in pain.
"The swelling should go down, especially with three healers in the mist," Chopper said.
"I'm not sure, Aqua and Rista are weak with healing, and I don't think Secre knows about this," Nami said as Kinoko kneels next to Dylan and puts his head on her thighs.
"Poor Dylan, not fun to get kicked below the belt," Kinoko said to Dylan.
"It is not," Dylan said as Aqua looks on, feeling bad for that kick.
Later on in the day, Dylan was in his room, sitting on a chair with a blanket covering the lower half of his body.
"Hey Dylan," Aqua said to Dylan as she walks into the room with a ice cold box of ice cream in her hands.
"I got some ice cream," Aqua said as she walks over to Dylan.
Dylan then pulls out a bag of warm water and hands it to Aqua. He then takes the ice cream and stuff it under the covers.
"Ah, much better," Dylan said as he could feel the box numbing his balls.
"I'm so sorry that I kicked you below the belt," Aqua said to Dylan as she felt bad for it.
"But the way Bellemere was hitting me, I just finally snapped and did what I thought was right," Aqua said.
"By kicking me in my boys," Dylan said angrily to Aqua.
"I didn't expect to kick you," Aqua said to Dylan.
"So what's going to happen to me?" Aqua asked Dylan.
"Well no T.V., no playing my games, no trips, and you can say goodbye to any sex time with me until further notice," Dylan said to Aqua.
"Oh come on," Aqua complained.
"Hey you kicked me in the balls, you brought this onto yourself," Dylan said to Aqua.
Aqua then walks out of Dylan's room and closes the door behind her, as Secre watches on.
It was now nighttime as Aqua and the other girls (minus Secre) were sitting in different booths in the main room.
"I can't believe you kicked Dylan in the balls," Nami said to Aqua.
"I believed it, I saw it," Bellemere said.
"I don't know why guys like seeing people get hit in the nuts," Vivi said.
"No one knows Vivi," Botan said to Vivi.
"Even with mine and Rista's healing abilities, Dylan will still feel some pain for a while," Aqua said.
"And Secre still doesn't know about it," Lucoa said.
"I would never expect one of us to harm Dylan like that," Meredy said.
"Especially after learning it from a T.V. show," Beth said.
"He is so mad at me," Aqua said.
"Just give him time to cool off, Dylan will be good with you in no time," Robin said to Aqua.
"I'm not sure Robin, to kick Dylan below the belt is unforgivable," Nami said to Robin.
"I think he will forgive her, it's just a matter of time Miss Navigator," Robin said to Nami.
"Well we should head off, good luck Aqua," Ristarte said to Aqua as she and the other girls exit the area.
Aqua then perks up as she knew she wanted to do something she always wanted to do.
"If I'm going to be grounded and since Dylan is incapacitated, I always want to do it," Aqua thought.
Thirty minutes later, Dylan was sitting on one of the chairs as he hears some sort of game being played.
"Aqua are you playing on my Switch, I told you no games," Dylan said to Aqua.
Aqua then opens the door as she playing on Dylan's iPad Pro.
"I'm not playing on your Switch, I'm playing on your iPad," Aqua said to Dylan as Dylan was furious.
"That iPad cost over a grand, give it back," Dylan demanded to Aqua as Aqua walks away from him.
Dylan then gets off the chair and feels the pain in his groin. He then starts to limp out of the room as Secre watches on.
Aqua continues to walk around playing with Dylan's iPad as Dylan tries to catch up with her.
"Aqua, put that down," Dylan demanded to Aqua as he continues to limp around in pain.
Aqua then walks to the main room as the other girls watch on. Soon, Dylan leans up against a wall as he could feel the pain in his balls.
"Wow, I can see why you like this device Dylan, it looks so fucking fantastic," Aqua said to Dylan as Secre approaches Aqua from behind.
Secre then yanks the iPad out of Aqua's hands and puts it on a table that was part of a booth.
"Hey," Aqua said angrily as she turns around to face Secre.
"Aqua that's enough, your reign of terror is over," Secre said to Aqua.
"Like I'm afraid of you," Aqua said to Secre as she was a little bit scared of Secre, even though Secre was under five feet tall.
"Prove it, fight me," Secre said to Aqua as she walks up to her.
Aqua then steps back a bit as she and Secre soon made it outside the guild.
"Alright you want a fight, you got it," Aqua said to Secre.
Aqua then tries to nails punches to Secre, but Secre deflects each shot with her hands. Meanwhile, the other girls make their way outside to see Aqua and Secre fighting.
"Oh my god, Aqua is fighting Secre," Vivi said in shock.
"Aqua is in so much trouble," Nami said.
Secre then extends her right arm out and holds Aqua back as Aqua was swinging at thin air.
"Have enough?" Secre asked Aqua as Aqua was looking angry by the minute.
"That's my purse," Aqua said in an angry tone.
Aqua then kicks Secre below the belt as this didn't have any effect on Secre. Aqua was soon in shock as Secre moves her hand off Aqua's forehead.
"Bad move Aqua, I don't got any balls," Secre said to Aqua.
"Okay I have to say this," Ristarte said in an excited tone.
"She's bluffing, finish her," Ristarte said to Aqua doing her best Khan impression.
Secre then pinches Aqua's left earlobe as Aqua could feel the pain from the pinch.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow," Aqua said in pain as Secre manages to get her onto the ground.
Secre then let go of Aqua's earlobe and then she gets on top of her and gives Aqua a noogie.
"Give up Aqua, give up," Secre said to Aqua as Dylan comes limping outside, seeing what was going on.
"Secre that's enough, I think Aqua learned her lesson," Dylan said to Secre and then soon Secre gets off of Aqua.
Secre then walks back into the guild, passing Dylan with a smile on her face.
Aqua then gets on her feet, dusting off her clothes and looking a bit sad.
"Doesn't feel good to be put down like that?" Nami asked Aqua.
"No it's not," Aqua said.
"I was a real bitch wasn't I?" Aqua asked the other girls.
"Yes you were," the other girls said to Aqua.
"Well I have learned my lesson big time, I won't do that ever again," Aqua said.
"That's good, we don't want more kicks like that," Nami said to Aqua.
"I have to make it up to Dylan for what I did," Aqua said.
"I think it is best if you stayed away from him a bit," Ristarte said to Aqua.
"Yeah until he has calmed down enough and is ready to speak to you," Robin said to Aqua.
Then, the other girls walk back into the guild as Aqua stood outside, looking a bit down.
"I made a huge mistake with that kick, I just hope my relationship with Dylan doesn't become strained after this," Aqua thought and then she walks back into the guild.
A few hours later, Dylan was in his bedroom, laying down on his bed. Then, the door opens up and Secre walks into the room with iPad in hand. She then closes the door and puts the iPad on the dresser.
"That was awesome Secre," Dylan said to Secre.
"Do you think I was hard on Aqua?" Secre asked Dylan as she walks up to him.
"No she needed to learn that lesson," Dylan said to Secre.
"Still in some pain?" Secre asked Dylan.
"Oh yes," Dylan said.
"You know I could have healed you," Secre said to Dylan.
"Why didn't you?" Dylan asked Secre.
"You didn't ask," Secre said to Dylan.
"I didn't want to bother you," Dylan said to Secre.
"I don't mind if you bother me, especially when you're in pain," Secre said to Dylan.
"Well in that case, can you please heal me?" Dylan asked Secre.
"Can we do it later?" Secre asked Dylan.
"Why?" Dylan asked Secre.
Secre then holds her groin and slumps onto the floor, moaning in pain from that kick she took.
"Oh because you are in pain," Dylan said to Secre.
"That's right, I'll take care of you as soon as I take care of myself," Secre said to Dylan.
"Take all the time you need," Dylan said to Secre as he and Secre spent the rest of the night in his room, still in pain from their kicks.
Oh that sucks for Dylan and Secre, doesn't feel good getting kicked down there. Anyway this chapter was inspired by the King of the Hill episode, Bobby Goes Nuts. I think after what happened with Secre, I think Aqua will have time to think about what her actions caused to Dylan. Also after that battle with Secre, I want to do something that was on the humorous side, hope you all like it.
Anyway, we got another chapter coming soon so stay tuned.