Hey everyone! I have returned with another Bad Guys story. This one's gonna be a bit longer than the last one, so just sit back and enjoy!
It was a lovely night in Los Angeles as a black muscle car drove down the streets and into the driveway of a fancy garage as the lights of the city grew further and further in the rear view mirror. Once the car was parked, Wolf, dressed in a fancy black suit with a white shirt underneath and a red necktie, exited the car before he quickly made his way to the other side and opened the door. He extended his brown furred hand out to be met with a dainty, feminine orange furred one. Out of the car came Diane, wearing a stunning blue qipao with gold flowers printed on it.
"How was your evening in Chinatown, Mrs. Wolf?" He never got tired of calling her that.
"It was nice. I've never had such authentic Chinese cuisine…" Diane said.
"Yeah, me neither." Wolf replied. "Could've been better without the cameras though…"
"Yeah, but that's just what happens when you're basically the most important person in the city." Diane shrugged. "You barely get any time for yourself."
"Yeah, but we're home now and you know what that means…" Wolf said with a sly smirk on his mouth.
Wolf then twirled Diane under his arm and held her waste tightly in his arms.
"Why Mr. Wolf, If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were trying to have your way with me!"
"Believe me Mrs. Wolf, If I was trying to have my way with you, we would've been in your bed already." He said as he gently kissed her hand.
"Flatterer…" Diane said.
"Come on, let's go before anyone notices we're back." Wolf whispered.
"Yeah, I know everyone's just itching to know how our date went…" Diane whispered back as he placed his hands on her shoulders and kissed her fuzzy cheek.
The wolf and the fox had been married for almost four months now, Wolf got to enjoy kissing Diane whenever he wanted and for Diane, it was the same thing. They could do with a little more privacy though, cause if it's not the cameras in public, it's with the other people that live with them, asking and probing how their dates went. You'd think in a beach house this big, some level of privacy would be possible. The two entered the kitchen and noticed that the room was completely empty.
"That's odd." Diane said. "They'd usually be fighting in the kitchen by now…"
"Snake? Shark? Hermano? Webs?" Wolf shouted, no one answered.
Diane then noticed a note on the fridge door that stuck out from the ocean of group photos as she grabbed it and brought it to Wolf's attention.
"Hey Wolf, I think I found where they went." She said before handing him the note as he read it out loud.
Dear newlyweds,
We have to go out to
buy milk (crossed out)
get the car fixed (crossed out)
find the sunken city of Atlantis (crossed out)
Play Dangerous Zombie 4 (crossed out)
Get the cat some cat toys!
Yeah, Let's go with that!
We'll be gone all night, looking at every pet store in town that Snake isn't banned from. Could take awhile…
Have fun with your private time! We're also taking the cat with us!
With love,
Snake, Shark, Piranha and Webs.
"So I guess it's just you and me tonight…" Wolf said with a sly smirk.
"It would seem so…" Diane answered with an equally sly smirk.
He loved it when she smirked. Wolf loved everything about Diane from how she looked to how she behaved, she was just perfect for him and he knew for a fact that she thought he was perfect for her in return. Wolf wanted to prove to Diane how much he loved her, and he knew just how to do that.
"I know what we can do to make this night better…" Wolf said as his hands gently moved towards her back, with one finger lightly stroking the little tuft of fur poking out from the back of her neck..
"Really? What do you have in mind?" Diane asked as she slyly moved her hands to near his neck and loosened his red necktie. She then leaned forward to kiss him, only to be stopped halfway by his finger.
"Not here. Let's go somewhere a little more… comfortable." Wolf said, giving that oh so familiar smolder.
"Well, if you insist…" she chuckled.
Wolf then bowed and extended his hand towards her, as if he was beckoning to someone of noble royalty. Diane extended her hand out to him and he gently kissed it. Diane looked at her hand after he kissed it and did a double take when she notice something was missing.
"Wait, where did—?" She asked before looking at Wolf, giving him a look that said 'figures…'
Wolf then showed he had her engagement ring as he pocketed it. Stealing Diane's ring from one another has become the wolf and the fox's favorite couples game at this point. He escorted her upstairs to their bedroom and once they arrived, they saw the entire bed was covered with rose petals, there were even a few candles lit and the room smelled like fresh oranges as sexy jazz music filled the air.
"You did this?" Diane asked.
"You mean you didn't?" Wolf asked.
They soon decided not to question this as Diane pulled Wolf in by his tie before he shut the bedroom door behind them. What happened next was best kept behind that closed door. Suffice to say however, it was a night neither the wolf nor the fox would ever forget.
After about a good five minutes, the rest of the crew popped out of the nearby closet.
"Are they… you know, busy?" Piranha asked, getting a bit flustered as he tried to say the right words, his face beet red.
Snake puts his tongue out and cringes a little after doing so.
"Yes… Th-They are." Snake said in between light gags.
"Good!" Shark cheered a little before he high-fives the kitty's little paw.
The crew was well aware that Wolf and Diane barely got any privacy, so when the two were gone, they decided to give them a romantic evening at home once they came back as sort of an apology for being up in their business lately.
"Okay, so… who's up for some Dangerous Zombie 4?" Asked Tarantula pulling out her tiny controller.
"I am!" Piranha said.
"Me too!" Shark interjected.
"I'm not. I'm gonna need a moment to brush my mouth. That was something I didn't need to taste." Snake said as he wiped his mouth with his tail.
Shark, Piranha and Tarantula went downstairs as Snake went to the bathroom. Nobody in this massive beach house would be prepared for the events that would unfold over the next few months.
That's one down. Get ready for the next one coming in a few days. Please leave a review and see you guys next time!